JUDGE JACINTA PREPARES TO RESCUE PASTOR SANDRINE
by Hamlet



Judge Jacinta Nordli rode towards the villa of Zhikov the Bulgarian godfather
in Istanbul to rescue Pastor Sandrine. She rode at full speed on her Hardanger
Bike. She knew one of the greatest challenges of her life lay ahead. As she
rode onwards, passers-by gazed at her in awe and wonder. She was a truly
magnificent sight dressed as she was completely in a red- helmet, face mask,
black leather cat suit, latex gloves and shiny high heeled leather boots. Just
the feel of the powerful Bike beneath her massive thighs made her feel wet and
more prepared than ever for the forthcoming fight!

She knew that Pastor Sandrine was incarcerated in the villa as before she left
England for Turkey, Pastor Sandrine had a pager installed on her person inside
her breasts that being an advanced example of Norselandic technology could
give her exact whereabouts to the Royal Overseas Judges.

Just then Jacinta received call on her mobile from Radev one of the Bulgarian
mafiosi working for the ROJ.

'Hello Judge Jacinta it's Radev I thought I would warn you Zhikov is prepared
for your attack. There are 30 mafiosi who have just arrived from Bulgaria
ready to kill you with sub machine guns.'

'Pastor Sandrine is locked in a cell here but she is not seriously injured.
Zhikov wants you dead so be prepared. As I have said there are at least 5 of
us including myself who want to surrender. There are probably more. We realise
you and Pastor Sandrine are brilliant crimefighters. Also, we do not want to
end up as corpses. We promise we will surrender. We love you Judge Jacinta and
many of believe you are doing a wonderful job in destroying criminals!'

'Thank you Radev Of course I do a marvellous job in eradicating crime. That's
why Zhikov is so terrified of me as I expose his total and utter evil as a
godfather who should be eliminated from the face of the earth. '

'You and the other mafiosi will surrender to me by throwing down your weapons
and lying prostrate on the ground as soon as I arrive at the villa. If I think
for one moment you are resisting, I will smash every bone in your body just
like I will to all the other mafiosi Just understand that soon you will all be
the subjects of The Queen Goddess!!

'Yes, Judge Jacinta I understand I promise I will surrender as will many of
the other mafiosi especially once they see you are winning so easily!'

'Just remember Judge Jacinta underneath most mafiosi are wimps-once they know

they are losing they will surrender too. After all most of them joined the
mafiosi for a quiet life, not to have a fight with you Judge Jacinta and
Pastor Sandrine Two Women Armies!'

'That's fine Radev I will see you later when you become my prisoner!'

She put her mobile down and rode on until she was in Galata outside the
Zhikov's villa . This the scene of a fight and it was her intention to burn it
to the ground!

She stood outside in all her black leather wonder looking so impressive. She
was sure, that all 30 mafiosi inside were really terrified of the awful
prospect of possible death that awaited them. She looked up and could see at
least 6 mafiosi marksmen in the distance. She could see no sign of Zhikov the
bloody coward. He was almost certainly cringing inside!

Suddenly she could hear Zhikov speak to her from the intercom inside the
building.

'Jacinta I've got 30 mafiosi here you Norsi bitch!.You might be a very
brilliant fighter who always wins but you cant take on 30 of my mafiosi who
are armed with orders to kill you.Also we have your Black picanniny friend
Sandrine and are quite prepared to shoot her if you don't leave.Why don't you
just f---k off back to Norseland? .

She called back on her loudspeaker she had brought along with her.

'Look here ZhikovI'm not the slightest bit frightened of your 30 mafiosi.You
don't seem to understand you lump of shit that I am a Judge and am invincible
-I can take on your 30 mafiosi easily and beat them.I cannot lose a fight you
idiot!

'What's more if you harm Pastor Sandrine in any way you will pay 6 times
over!I will

rescue her and then I will torture you and put you to death!

.

.'You will pay for your sins and crimes with your life Zhikov!'

'Why don't you challenge me to a fight on your own you pathetic coward. You're
too frightened, aren't you? Come out and get me on your own and spare the
lives of your mafiosi!'

There was no reply.He really knew that she was right and that he had no
answer.In all wars she knew the first step was to win the psychological war-to
demoralise the enemy and then begin the physical attack.She was definitely
winning that war!

She decided to broadcast to the mafiosi themselves on her loudspeaker Among
her many skills she spoke fluent Bulgarian.

'This is Judge Jacinta speaking ordering you to surrender.You may be armed
with machine guns but you cannot win.I am about to attack the villa .I am a
One Woman Army.You can surrender by giving up you weapons and falling on the
ground and calling out

'Have mercy on me Judge Jacinta a sinner!'

'I am about to attack now. The choice is yours!'

"Това говори с�дия �"жакинта и ви моли да се
предадете. Може да сте в�ор�жени
картечници, но не можете да спечелите. На
п�т с�м да атакувам вилата .Аз с�м една жена
армия. Можеш да се предадеш, като се
откажеш от ор�жия и падна на земята и
извикайте: Имайте милост к�м мен с�дия
�"жакинта

Сега с�м на атака. Избор�т е ваш!

"Tova govori sŭdiya Jacinta i vi moli da se predadete. Mozhe da ste
vŭorŭzheni kartechnitsi, no ne mozhete da spechelite. Na pŭt sŭm da
atakuvam vilata .Az sŭm edna zhena armiya. Mozhesh da se predadesh, kato se
otkazhesh ot orŭzhiya I padna na zemyata i izvikaĭte: Imaĭte milost kŭm
men sŭdiya Jacinta a greshnik! "

Sega sŭm na ataka. Izborŭt e vash!

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