JOYANN AND THE DIVERS PREPARE TO ASSAULT THE CARRIER
by Hamlet



The news of the proposed attack on the US carrier Dwight D Eisenhower off the
coast of the Republic of Congo spread across the world. Nothing like this had
ever happened in history, a country telling an aircraft carrier to leave the
Exclusion Zone or face being blown up!

The action had the full support of the Norselandic Government and Premier
Patricia Ingvoll who was determined to teach the USA a lesson it would never
forget. Most of all with the demise of the Soviet Union Norseland was the
rival Super Power the world's Police Woman and Gynarchy and the Nation had to
be recognised as such!

The US Government did not know how to respond. They knew that in quantity the
US Forces were far greater than the Norselandic forces and that Norseland was
much smaller in size and population

Yet in terms of quality of equipment and training the Norselandic forces were
in many ways far superior. The US Government did not want to face a full-scale
attack on its carrier sink to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean with all its
crew killed!

What' more they knew that the Norselanders could rely on support from the
Black Scorpions an elite group of tough Black mainly Afro American Women
fighters such as Joyann .They were quite prepared to launch a campaign of
total terror in the USA and the rest of the worl that would make Al Qaeda look
like boy scouts in comparison.

Meanwhile the crew of 2000 of the USS Dwight D Eisenhower waited in terror for
the attack to take place They knew there was nothing they could do about it.
All the aircraft on the carrier were in at the US base Niger Air Base 201 in
Niger that was 2400 KMS away. Even if the US Air Force tried to rescue them
the the advanced radar on the QGS Andromache would track them down and the
brilliant Cheetah fighters of the RNAF would blast them out of the sky!

Yet what they dreaded most of all was an attack by the JL (Justice League) The
very name of it terrified them as they knew it to be by far the best fighting
force in the world. One Justice could easily kill 50 of them without
difficulty. Anyone with a Grade 1 in Gym Kata the Norselandic martial arts was
totally invincible.

Haley the Commander of the carrier made an announcement on the Intercom

'Now hear this! This is your Commander speaking. The orders from Washington
are that we stay here and resist any attack on us that will surely be coming
in a few hours' time. You must shoot first and aim when they attack. Do not
try to engage the Justice League in unarmed combat as you will almost
certainly lose. Remember they are the best fighters in the world! We will
outnumber them as there are so many of us and it appears there are only 6
Divers who will attack us'

' May God be on our side as we're sure as Hell going to need Him!'

Meanwhile Joyann and the Divers were preparing for the forthcoming attack.
They were training in the huge pool that lay in the basement of the gigantic
carrier QGS Andromache. . Joyann practised with her Colleague Manita and Mimi
and Laurena who were both really experienced Divers themselves. She really
enjoyed being in the water with Dagmar especially when he held her in his arms
with his huge bulge next to her.

At the same time Joyann was a really brilliant Diver and Swimmer herself. She
loved bathing in the in the local gym swimming poll that lay so close to her
home. Brooklyn,she had a Grade 1 Certificate in surfing and Grade 2
certificates in swimming and scuba diving as she practiced regularly on the
coast of Long Island. It was because of her diving and swimming skills that
she had been chosen to join the Royal Divers Unit. At school she was a
champion swimmer and martial artist and had been given the name 'Joyann the
Shark', especially as all her school companions were so afraid of her

The Divers practiced all day diving and swimming, simulating the conditions
that they would face underwater when infra-red lights would be attached to
their Divers' outfits to guide them through the water.

At 8 PM Commander Brigitte allowed to stop as they had trained so hard. They
had a hearty evening meal of steak, fries and salad. They were all getting to
know each other so well and were really enjoying each other's company while
Joyann longed for her first experience with a Norse Man of being penetrated by
Dagmar's enormous Cock!.

They then were allowed to relax for two and a half hours before the Final
Briefing at 11.30 PM.

Joyann went back into her room and decided to have a short sleep. She stripped
off her rubber diving suit and lay on the short bed naked. She knew that the
greatest fight of her life lay ahead in which she would take on over 200
sailors possibly. Again, she felt so pleased again to be a member of the JL
the most elite fighting group in the world.

She was soon woken up on her mobile by a phone call from Commander Brigitte.

'Joyann it's 11.20 PM you are summoned to the Final Briefing'

'Joyann, klokka 23.20 er du innkalt til Lokayfirlit.'

'Yes, certainly Commander Brigitte'

'Ja, absolutt Kommandoor Brigitte'

She got up at once and changed back into her shiny black rubber uniform. She
realised that in only 35 minutes the attack on the carrier would begin.

In the Briefing Room Brigitte stood in front of the divers looking really
impressive in her skin tight black rubber

'Ladies and Gentleman

We are about to attack the carrier in half an hour. Commander Haley has been
given one last warning from Commander Melisa which I will read to you'

'Damer og herrer

Vi er i ferd med aa angripe flutningsaddili om en halv time. Kommandoor Haley
har faatt en siste advarsel fra Kommandoor Melisa som jeg vil lese deg '

'To Commander Haley

'You now have half an hour to leave the Exclusion Zone If you do not your
carrier will be sunk it's as simple as that. Resistance is futile as your crew
will never be a match for the RDU. Your only course of action is to leave and
leave now!

'Til Kommandoor Haley �

"Deren har en naa en halv time til aa forlate

Uutilokunarsv�ddi. Hvis deren ikke vil din flutningsaddili bli senket, er det
saa enkelt som det. Motstand er nytteloost, da mannskapet ditt aldri vil v�re
en kamp for Reginas Kafaraeining . Det eneste handlingsforloopet ditt er aa
forlate og dra naa!

Kommandoor Melissa Bitchasdottir

Reginas Norselandsk Sjooher

'A reply has been received as follows

Et svar er mottatt som foolger

'To Commander Bitchasdottir

'I have absolutely no intention of leaving. We will not submit to threats We
are in international waters and we will remain in our position. and refuse to
leave'

'Jeg har algerlega ingen aaform om aa forlate. Vi vil ikke underkaste oss
trusler. Vi er i internasjonalt farvann, og vi vil forbli i vaar stooddu. og
nekter aa forlate.' '

Kommandoor Haley

A reply has been sent as follows

'Et svar er sendaa som foolger

'Kommandoor Haley

The RDU will attack your carrier at midnight if you do not withdraw at once
from the Exclusion Zone!

RK vil angripe flutningsaddili din ved aa middn�tti hvis du ikke trekker deg
ut av Uutilokunarsv�ddi paa en gang!'

'Kommandoor Melisa

Ladies and Gentleman

'I want you to put on your full uniforms and all your fighting equipment to
prepare to attack. You will travel to the carrier on the Sub Aqua which is
ready for you outside!

'Jeg vil at du skal ta paa deg alle einkennisbuuninga og alt kamputstyret ditt
for aa forberede deg paa aa angripe. Deren vien l reise til flutningsaddili
paa Sub Aqua som er klar til duuu utenfor!

Joyann put on her rubber hood that just showed her mouth around her waist. She
put on her knives rubber chords and her knuckledusters to make herself look
absolutely terrifying for her opponents. Around her back she carried a Mahseer
machine gun the most deadliest and most advanced in the world.

Brigitte rang up Nairobi King the Black Scorpion JL spy and member of the US
Navy who was on board the carrier. As a member pf the JL she had learnt to
speak

Norselandic fluently

'Nairobi it's Brigitte here. We are about to attack in half an hour Could you
tell me what the situation is?'

'Nairobi, det er Brigitte her. Vi er i ferd med aa angripe om en halv time.
Kan du fortelle meg hva aastand er der?'

'The crew here are all petrified of the forthcoming attack Brigitte. Haley has
posted guards all around waiting for the attack I'm near the turret here and
can see Haley in the distance.'

'Mannskapet her er forstenet av det forestaaende angrepet Brigitte. Haley har
settar inn vakter rundt og ventet paa angrepet. Jeg er i n�rheten av taarnet
her og kan se Haley paa avstand.'

'Good work Nairobi When we attack, I want you to move in and arrest the top
officers with me. A helicopter will arrive to take you away to safety. We will
take them back to this carrier for torture and interrogation.'

'Godt arbeid Nairobi Naar vi angriper, vil jeg at du skal flytte inn og
handtooku de ooverste offiserene med meg. Et dyrla vil ankomme for aa ta deg
med i sikkerhet. Vi vil foore flutningsaddili dem tilbake til denne fyrir
pyntigar og avhoor. '

'Wonderful Brigitte I can't wait for the fight to begin !'

'Fantastiske Brigitte, jeg kan ikke vente til kampen add byrja!'

Brigitte turned to Joyann and the 4 Divers

'COME ON DIVERS LET'S ATTACK AND SHOW NO MERCY!!

'KOMA PAA KAFARI SOM SKAL ANTAKE OG VIS IKKE MIKLUI!

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TO BE CONTINUED