JIM AND JULIE PART TWO
by Hamlet



Jim was taking his shower at the Hotel Thora in Lildestrom,Norseland feeling
angrier than ever about these ' f------g norsi bitches'.They were the bane of
his life! Every single one of them had totally humiliated and overpowered him.

It started with that bitch at the Consulate in New York. SIO (Senior
Immigration Officer) Miranda who had treated him like a little boy, even
stipulating how he should behave in Norseland and even how much he could
drink.

Three Women his Sponsor Hildegard, Judge Marisia and SO(Social Officer) Alexia
now controlled his life, telling him exactly what to do even telling him that
he had to go to a Dinner Party whether he like it or not!

Then there was that officious bitch who got on the plane as soon as it landed
the Immigration Officer who told him he could not enter Norseland unless he
cleaned himself up!

Now there was another Woman the Hotel Manager Ogunia who told him not to speak
to his wife so loudly and that if he ever laid a finger on Julie his wife she
would strike him with her crop. The bloody cheek of it!

Then there was Hildegard his Sponsor herself who had stuck her tongue down his
throat at the airport and ordered him to go to her Dinner Party. Finally there
was her daughter Susanna who was only 17, younger than his students, who had
grabbed him as if he was just an animal and pushed her tongue down his throat
forcefully. Who the Hell did she think she was the little tramp!

He decided it was time to take a stand! He was not going to be bossed around
by these 'Norsi bitches' any more. He had had enough! After all he was a tough
guy! He was an ex-football player! He was the best player in his high school
team in Salinas Kansas, scoring more touchdowns than anyone else! He was so
good he was even considering becoming a professional player with the Kansas
City Chiefs where he would be earning far more money than as a Biology
lecturer at some crummy university in upstate New York!

He decided he would take a stand now. He would refuse to go to Hildegard's
Dinner Party this evening! Why the Hell should he! What was the worse that was
going to happen? Surely the Judges could not arrest him just for that! Even if
he was deported, he did not mind, even if it meant he would get a thrashing by
Judge Marisia, have to leave his entire luggage in the hotel and be sent back
to the USA on the next plane with just his underpants on!

What he planned to do was to let his wife Julie go to the god dam Dinner Party
on her own. She loved Norseland so much and kept going on about sexy leather
clad Norse Men all the time so let her go! He was dead tired and knew that if
he went those Norsi bitches would boss him around all evening. Besides he
didn't like foreign muck anyway. His favourite meal was hamburgers s and
fries. For all he knew these god dam Norsis ate horse meat which explained the
size of the Women!

He would instead ring room survive and order hamburger and fries and some
American beer such as budweiser .Then he would have a lovely long sleep as he
was exhausted!

He got out of the shower with just his bath towel around him. Julie had taken
another shower in the other bathroom. He had to admit this hotel was spotless
by American standards It was only two stars but it was cleaner and more
comfortable than any American four stars.

He noticed that Juile had changed and was looking far more attractive than he
had ever seen her. It was clear she was looking forward to this evening, with
the possibility of being debauched by two Norse Men by Marius and Rolf at
once!

'Jim you'd better hurry up and change! Hildegard will be round in 10 minutes
She is arriving at 8 PM sharp. I know as a member of NAS (Norselandic
Admiration Society) that they're really fussy about time in this Nation!'

'Well I'm sorry I ain't going to this god dam dinner party and mix with those
f---- Norsis and eat their god dam whale or horse meat and rabbit food salad
and smorsboard whatever they goddam well call it and listen to them talking
about aerobics, surfing and skiing all the time! I'd be bored out of my goddam
mind!'

'I'm staying and ordering a hamburger and fries on room service. You can spend
the

evening with those god dam leather men. I just hope you use a six pack as I
don't want to look after a god dam half caste Norsi kid!'

'Look Jim we've got to go or Hildegard will be furious. She might report you
to Judge Marisia or she might get physical with you herself. You might be an
ex-football player but you don't want to get the wrong side of her. If you
play with fire you get burnt as my dear old Daddy said!'

'F-----k you're dear dead old Daddy I'm staying here! They can kick me out of
this

f------g fascist state. I just wanna get back to Oneonta where I can do what
the Hell I like!

Just then the phone rang .It was Ogunia the Hotel Manager

Julie answered the phone.

'Hello Julie it's me SHO (Senior Hotel Officer) Ogunia. Hildegard is at the

Reception ready to take you both to her flat .'

'I'm terribly sorry SHO Ogunia I'm ready but Jim isn't feeling too well, do
you mind if he stays behind and orders a meal in the room? I think he wants
burger and fries and some American beer.'

'.I'm sorry Julie that is totally unacceptable and he's not having room
service at all. What's more we don't have any American beer anyway. We only
serve Norselandic beer.'

'I want him down here in 5 minutes or Hildegard is going to come up and
collect him.'

Julie turned to Jim.

I've just spoken to the Hotel Manager Ogunia and she wants you dressed in 5
minutes or Hildegard is going to come up here and collect you. If I were you I
would get dressed .You know these Norse Women always win!

'She can do what the f----k she likes! I ain't going to a god dam Dinner Party
and that's final! I don't care if they report me to the Judges. This country's
mad! What other f-----g country in the world would the Police arrest you if
you don't go to a dinner party! This whole country a f-------g lunatic asylum!
'he screamed.

Suddenly there was a knock on the door. Julie answered the door.

It was Hildegard! What a formidable sight she was too! She was at least one
meter taller than her probably more and also taller than Jim. She was dressed
in a tight leather jerkin, a leather corset around her waist, black tights,
thigh length boots as well as wearing tight leather gloves. Her face was
covered in makeup and mascara and she wore purple lipstick and silver earrings
to make her look even more stunning. That showed off her long blonde hair.
Altogether a really terrifying sight that made Julie feel so small and skinny
and feel so weak and inadequate.

She walked straight past her as if she owned the room .She beheld the semi
naked figure of Jim who was now actually shaking with fear though he was
trying to hide it. He realized that he was not such a tough guy after all and
that muscle had now turned into flab a and fat as he had not played football
for 2 years. She looked in derision at his huge beer gut that went right over
the towel.

He was conscious of the smell of perfume and leather as she stood over him
stronger and really much bigger than him. He was now really frightened and
realized how stupid he was to think of standing up to her.

'So Jim why aren't you dressed? It's 8.05 PM and I told you to get ready at
the reception for Me at 8 PM. Why are you late?'

'Err it's just that I ain't feeling so good after my flight. Do you mind if I
go to bed now and go to your Dinner Party some other time?'

She grabbed his face in her strong leather gloved hand and looked straight
into his eyes.

'Jim I told you to get ready and you have disobeyed me . I am your Sponsor and
I don't like disobedience from some American tourist like you!'

'My Family and my guests ready to meet you and you are coming whether you like
it or not!'

'Please do you mind if I take a rain check?' he whimpered hoping she might
know what the American expression 'rain check' means.

She ripped his towel down and held him hard by the testicles as he stood
before her bollock naked.

He let out a piecing scream.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

'Look here you American arsehole! You're coming to my Dinner Party or I'll rip
your f----g testicles off and then report you to Judge Marisia who will give
you a good cropping for disobedience and throw you into a cell at the JHQ
(Judge Headquarters). So, you have a choice, either your balls ripped off and
a night in the cells or my Dinner Party. Which is it?'

'YOUR DINNER PARTY!!!' he wailed in agony as she held his balls in terrible
steel like grip.

'And you address me as Madame Hildegard. I'm your Sponsor and you do as I say
and if I tell you to go to a Dinner Party you go do you f------g understand? I
don't need to remind you you are in my Nation on a Conditional Visa which
means you do as you're f------g well told all the time!'

'YESSS MADAME HILDEGARD!!!' he wailed as she continued to squeeze his
testicles hard.

Eventually she let him go he fell on the floor screaming so loudly the whole
hotel could hear.

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

'Well Jim it looks like your pathetic attempt at defiance has failed miserably
and you have shown yourself to be a complete and total wimp! 'she said as she
pressed her boot heel into his neck.

'You now have 10 minutes to get dressed and present yourself to me clean and
smart at the Reception.'

'Of course my daughter Susana and my Partner Mariusu will be annoyed that you
have kept them waiting especially as she has done most of the cooking! So will
My guests her School Friend Christina and her Mother Peggia and her Father
Ralf.'

'There will be an English tourist Stephen there too. Not that I care what he
thinks as he is an oslander like you!' .

'It is a custom in this Nation not to eat until all the guests have arrived so
they will be getting hungry and might take their anger out on you, especially
as we hate lateness !'

'If you or Julie are more than 10 minutes late I will personally give you both
a crop each across your arses with Ogunia holding you down on the hotel
Reception desk for each minute you are late so all the hotel customers can
see!'

NOW GET DRESSED!!!;

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