JENNY HUMILIATES AND BEATS A PRISONER IN THE LION POSE IN A SESSION OF YOGA HELL by Hamlet � Jenny stood in the modernised gym at Wormwood Scrubs prison ready for the next exercise of all the Lion Pose. She looked so muscular and so impressive ready to strike fear into Her pupils to teach in no uncertain terms them that She was the Boss the Instructor and Health Ranger whose every word had to be obeyed. She wore a skin tight shiny black lycra leotard that exposed Her huge breasts. She also wore tight leather gloves that were fingerless so that She could expose Her long razor sharp nails. She also wore calf length boots with 6 inch heels. The effect was even more impressive with her almost platinum blonde curly hair that cane right down Her shoulders Her tanned skin and Her huge rippling muscles the largest they had ever seen in their lives! At Her side She carried a long leather crop. This would be used by Her not only for protection but also to discipline any unruly or awkward pupils. She also carried a pair of steel handcuffs to restrain any pupil who wanted to escape from the Session or who tried to become unruly in the group. She was sure these prisoners would try something on as the last thing they wanted was a Yoga Session as She was sure they knew nothing about Yoga, hated any type of physical exercise and even more loathed being taught by a f------g woman. If things really became difficult in the session then She was quite prepared to use Her Gym Kata skills and was quite sure She was capable of beating any prisoner who caused trouble absolutely senseless.She could quite easily beat all 5 of them to a complete pulp.She really wanted to punish them for their crimes and Yoga Hell was the best way to do it! She stood in front of them as they all gazed in awe at Her incredible muscular body revealing Her superior power as a Norse Woman which made their fat overweight bodies look so disgusting in comparison God the very sight of then repulsed Her! 'Now you vile bunch of slobs we will now move on to the last Pose in the beginning session the Lion Pose. This is called Simhasana which comes from the Sanskrit, a language from India that a bunch of semi literate cretins like you has never heard of. ' 'In this pose the tongue is stretched to its furthest limit and the whole body is tensed like a lion about to spring. The point of this exercise is to improve the circulation to the tongue and throat ,improve the voice which in your cases could only be improved and to make the face and throat muscles stronger though in your cases they could not get much weaker!' 'Place your palms down on your knees, splay your fingers and inhale through your noses!' 'DO IT NOW YOU BASTARDS!!" They all made an attempt to do it but it was pathetic as their attempts to imitate Her were just so wretched. 'Now lean slightly forward and exhale forcefully through your mouth I want you to make the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAsound 'At the same time you will stretch your tongue out and down stretch out your fingers and look right up. You will hold this pose for as long as I tell you.The simha-asana benefits parts of the body that most other asanas do not: the face, jaw, mouth, throat and tongue. As you are all so fat and overweight and so out of condition it will certainly benefit you.' 'Those who experience tightness or discomfort in the jaws such as teeth grinding, clenched jaws, a misaligned bite, etc. will benefit from both the jaw and tongue stretching of the simha-asana. This asana is also known to help prevent or cure sore throats. The muscles and tissues of the face are rejuvenated from the alternating stretching and release, an exercise they rarely get in the course of our everyday lives. The fixed gaze relieves tense or burning eyes and the stretched fingers benefits the hands and wrists. ' As She walked along She noticed one of the prisoners Rob was failing to stick his tongue out at all. She knew that his name was Rob and that he was in prison for multiple burglaries having inflicted so much misery on so many people in his life She was going to make him suffer! He had already failed to obey Her in the Neck Poses when She had noticed he was moving his head as he looked to the right which is what She had expressly told them not to do . 'Rob I f^�g well told you to stick your tongue out you arsehole!' She once again held his head in Her leather gloved hands in a vice like grip. 'You fat pig you will stick your tongue out oroperly like this!' With that She grabbed his tongue in Her razor sharp fingers pulling it right out of his mouth and squeezing it hard. The pain was unbearable as She held him there revelling in his agony. He had no option but to obey as his head and tongue were held tightly in Her all powerful hands. She barked out the orders as She eventually let his tongue go He fell onto the floor screaming as She stood over him as blood was now pouring out of his mouth. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! "Inhale while leaning forward slightly, stretching the mouth the jaws as wide as possible you ugly git , extend your tongue out and downward as much as possible, fix your gaze either at the tip of the nose or between the eyebrows and stretch your fingers straight out from the knees!' He did his hardest but it was still not up to her exacting standards She wanted him to shout out -perhaps this would help. With one move She slapped him hard across the face as he screamed out in sheer agony. 'Perhaps this will teach you how to do the Pose correctly!!' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! NOW THAT'S THE SOUND I WANT YOU TO MAKE!!!'