Jackie the black mean girl
by Hamlet



In order to take on all of Her attackers at once, Jackie the Mean Girl the six
foot-four inch, 275 pound Tae Kwon Do expert transformed Herself into an
invincible fighting machine; the likes of which none of the boys had ever
encountered before. In an incredible display of strength, speed, and martial
arts expertwase - not unlike a Cynthia Rothrock, Michelle Yeoh or Angela Mao
movie - Jackie became a blur of punches and kicks and soon began to wreck
havoc throughout the weight room. The biggest, strongest and toughest boys in
Her school were stunned by the power of Her onslaught as Big Jackie began to
flatten them left and right with Her vicious, board shattering blows.

.WHAM! A powerful kick to the head put a large footballer on his back.

CRACK! An equally strong thrust to the jaw and a 265 pound defensive end
joined him on the floor. They were soon to be joined by another...and
anotHer...and anotHer.

POW! SLAM! SMASH! BAM! WHACK!...and on and on it went.

Even when one of the boys did managed to hit Her, Big Jackie just laughed it
off; She hardly seemed to feel it.

Around and around Jackie whirled with the speed of a figure skater and the
grace of a ballet dancer - a ballet dancer with lethal hands and feet that is.
She seemed to strike out in ten different directions at once; punching,
kicking and blocking all over the weight room. Many of the boys later
confessed that they never saw anyone move so fast, nor hit as hard as Jackie
did. And as She whirled around the weight room, Her long black braided hair
flew out in all over the place. With fists that can break slabs of concrete
and feet that could literally knock down walls, this amazing Black Girl began
to litter the weight room floor with football players; and as the battle raged
on, it became obvious to just about everyone there that this one Girl was
simply too much for the guys to handle.

With the tide clearly turning against them, and the only avenue of escape
locked, several of the less courageous boys looked for an alturnative way of
getting out. They pried open a side window and a few of them managed to
squeeze through. Jackie noticed their escape out of the corner of Her eye but
was unable to do anyting about it for the time being; all Her concentration
being focused on the more important matters at the moment."I'll deal with them
later," She said to Herself, "first things first.

" BAM!... SOCK!... WHACK!...CRUNCH!...POW!...

Fifteen minutes after the fight began, not one single football player was left
standing. The *Weight Room Massacre* (as it would be known from then on) was
over and a surreal quiet decended on the room. In those amazing fifteen
minutes, the massive Girl managed to do something that no other high school
football team had managed to do for three years - defeat the boys of Sarah
Bommell school; and She did it all by Herself. Jackie stood in the center of
the room with Her hands on Her hips; a smiling, six foot-four inch, 275 pound
muscular Blackaazon with long, black hair and extensions falling down to Her
waist.

Scattered around Her, battered and beaten all over the weight room floor, were
16 strong, tough football players; the pride of Her school.

"Well that was a lovely workout,"

She smiled as She surveyed the scene,"I'll take care of the rest of the team
later." But when she gazed into one of the large wall mirrors and saw Her only
casuality from the fight, the big girl frowned."Gosh, My hair's such a mess
now."

Stepping over several battered, sobbing boys, the mighty Girl reached Her
purse, took out Her hairbrush and calmly began brushing Her beautiful black
hair. Just as she was finishing however, tHere was a loud knock on the weight
room door. "What the hell is going on in tHere?" Larry Grant, the head
football coach yelled. "Open the damn door immediately!" (He and two of his
assistant coaches were no doubt alerted about what was going on by the players
who escaped through the window).

"Open the damn door immediately!

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