INGRID RASMUSSON THE MANAGER IN CHIEF
by Hamlet



HILDA NASTISSON THE ASSOCIATE MANAGER

NILS HILDA'S PARTNER

MADAME INGRID AND MADAME HILDA PREPARE FOR VOTANS' OPENING NIGHT

Stephen sat down at the table at Votans Bar in Grantham and asked for his
first complimentary drink of the evening.This was effectively Norselandic
territory right in the middle of Grantham England and the Bar Marshals were in
charge of the bar.Although the customer's needs were always catered for and
there was excellent service, the customer had to remember that the Bar Marsals
were in control and their orders had to be obeyed without question.

He was served by the Associate Manager Madame Hilda Nastisson who really did
look so impressive in her black leather Cow Person outfit with her thigh
length boots and tight leather gloves She looked a real bodybuilder even
bigger and taller than Ingrid the Manager herself. She was even bigger than
her partner Nils though he was big and strong enough!

As she came up to Stephen, she gave him a long Welcome Kiss on his lips with
her tongue penetrating him hurting and almost choking him as she drove her
tongue right down his throat.

She brought him a pint-sized bottle bottle of Norselandic Volssons beer. In
Norseland this would be served by Bar Marshals at your table not in a glass at
the bar as in England.

'Stephen, I know you are Madame Ingrid's close friend and personal property.
However, I think you are so sweet and really enjoy penetrating your throat. I
will be your Bar Marshal all evening and will be monitoring your drinking.
Don't forget to address me as Madame Hilda at all times with respect and
deference.'

'I will also be dancing with you this evening and you will join me in the Line
Dancing. Other Norse Women will also ask you to dance. You must always say yes
and thank them for asking you. Remember that in our Nation the Woman always
makes the first move never the man. In our Nation the Woman always takes the
lead and asks the man to dance not the other way round as in England.'

'I would love to Madame Hilda I really do believe that Norselandic ways are
always superior which is why I'm a member of the Norselandic Admiration
Society I desperately want to go to your Nation.'

'I know you do and that Madame Ingrid has invited you to stay with her in
Ljungnamo.I come from Ljungnamo Province too from a city called Oksvanger on
the coast about 40 KMS south of Vikingsborg You will visit me when you're
there.'

'I'd love to Madame Hilda!

'There's another problem Stephen.Madame Ingrid has told me that you will act
as an informant for her. You have just been to a pub called the Goose.I know
it is full of thugs this evening who are resent that the English pub the
Tollemache no longer exists and has been taken over by Votans Bar and is now a
Norselandic bar They have formed an organisation called the Bring Back the
Tollemache Campaign (BBTC) that is connected to the right wing English Defence
League (EDL).It looks as if there's going to be trouble tonight You have
produced a tape that Madame Ingrid should listen to.'

She went over to Ingrid.

'Ingrid this is the tape that Stephen gave me. I thought we could listen to it
now He says there might be trouble tonight.'

'Ingrid dette er baandet som Stephen ga meg. Jeg tenkte vi kunne hoore paa det
naa Han sier det kan v�re problemer i kveld.'

'Certainly, Hilda I can't wait for trouble I would really enjoy doing some
beating and fighting tonight, I'm really in the mood!'

"Sikkert, Hilda jeg kan ikke vente paa problemer jeg ville virkelig liker aa
gjoore noen juling og slaass i kveld, jeg er virkelig i humoor!"

As it would take some time to hear the message Ingrid told the Erik the Bar
Marshal to open the doors and greet the customers who has been queueing
outside for nearly two hours.

As the. doors opened two of the supporters of the BBTC entered They had come
up on the coach from London that also included members of the left wing
Norseland Out Campaign (NOC) and the Solidarity with Papia campaign (SWPC).led
by a former MP Jim Mc Bride The NOC vehemently opposed to the takeover of the
Tollemache as increasing the presence of Norseland in the UK regarding
Norseland as a racist and fascist state

Both the BBTC and the NOC had met at the nearby pub the Goose and were
determined to cause trouble at the Votans opening night. Ingrid and Hilda
listened to the tape Stephen had recorded.

'Oi Dave why don't we do somefing about that bleeding Norsi bitch who's taken
over our pub!'

'You're right Mike why don't we just shoot the bitch? She might be built like
a shit house but she can't dodge bullets!'

'She's gone too far oi say she finks she can do anyfing she likes just because
she's a bleedin Norsi!'

'First of all she took over that pub from me mate Arnold and now she's made
him clean out the toilets!Then she beat up me other mates Geoff and John just
cos they raped some Papi slut She and her mates have trashed me favourite pub
and turned it into some Norsi bar It's a bleedin liberty I say!'

'We gotta do somfing about the cow !

'I say we go round to that Norsi bar tomight and smash the f""g place up!'

'Yeah get the f""g Norsi bitch before she gets us!

'I f---g hate those Norsis they come over 'ere take over our pubs and the next
thing those f----g Norsi men will take ALL our women too. My girlfriend wants
to leave me and says she wants to be gangbanged by a bunch of leather Norsi
bikers all day long! Just cos they got huge muscles and bigger dicks than us
and wear all them leathers! It ain't bleedin fair!

Ingrid switched the tape off.

'I've listened to enough of this drivel Well Stephen has done a god job as our
informant. I can't wait for those bastards to arrive tonight. As soon as they
arrive we will announce on the intercom that a fight will take place in the
car park using our Gym Kara skills All the customers will enjoy to .All seven
of us me you and you partner Nils as well as the Bar Marshals Martha Erik
Helga and Lars will beat them senseless!'

'Jeg har lyttet til nok av denne akurskoola Vel Stephen har gjort en vel gert
som vaar uppljoostrari. Jeg gleder meg til de kommer i kveld. Saa snart de
ankommer vil vi kunngjoore paa intercom at en kamp vil finne sted paa
parkeringsplassen ved hjelp av vaare Gym Kara ferdigheter Alle kundene vil
nyte ogsaa. Alle sju av oss du og du partner Nils samt Bar Marshals Martha
Erik Helga og Lars vil slaa dem meningsloose!'

Hilda replied

'I can't wait to put them all across the Whipping Block in front of the
customers when we've finished beating them!

'Jeg gleder meg til aa sette dem over Beyttur-Blokken foran kundene naarr vi
er ferdige med aa slaa dem!'

WE WILL HAVE A WONDERFUL TIME TONIGHT INGRID!!

VI VIL HA EN FANTASTKE TID I KVELD I NGRID!

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TO BE CONTINUED