INGRID DISPLAYS HER GYM KATA SKILLS
by Hamlet



Dave Nichols the leader of the BBTC (Bring Back the Tollemache Campaign) was
trying to sound tough in front of his mates in the car park at Votans Bar in
Grantham England. Yet he knew that the end was coming. It was obvious that
Ingrid Hilda and the four Bar Marshals were so much bigger and stronger than
him and any of his friends whatever weapons they carried.

What was more there was no escape at all. They were surrounded by a hostile
crowd most of whom were Norselanders and determined that Ingrid and the Bar
Marshals would win. Most of the crowd being Norselandic obviously resented
being called

'f-----g Norsis' by these thugs and were quite determined if necessary, to
beat them all to a complete pulp themselves!

Ingrid then walked up to her enemy Dave

'Right Dave the time has come for us to fight. I will fight you right at the
end. I know with my superior strength and fighting techniques I will beat you
senseless. Once I have finished with you and for the entertainment of all my
customers, I will put you over the Whipping Block and thrash you mercilessly
in front of my customers. Is that understood you bastard?'

'Oim not going to go over no Whipping Block you Norsi bitch!'

Her mighty hand went crashing right across his face. Two teeth came flying out
as he fell on the ground clutching his bloody nose

CRAAASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

'You certainly are going over that Whipping Block you bastard! What is more if
you call me a Norsi bitch once more I will personally rip out your testicles
with one hand! From now on you will address me as Ms Rasmusson. Is that
understood?

'YES MISS RASMASON' he screamed at the top of his voice unable to pronounce
her name as she ground her boot heel hard into his testicles.

'Now be a good boy and stand over there ready for our fight together!'

He did exactly as she ordered utterly humiliated in front of the crowd and his
mates.

She then walked up to the thugs

'Right I'll take four of you on displaying my Gym Kata expertise. After that
Hilda and the four Bar Marshals will take on three each

'Let the fight begin!'

Suddenly two of the thugs came towards her wielding crowbars. One of them
screamed.

'You f--------g Norsi bitch!'

With total fighting expertise she brought her boot heel up high. The crowbar
went flying up in the air. She then turned round and kicked hard into his
solar plexus. He let out a terrible piercing scream.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

He went crashing across the ground into the ground and lay there in an
unconscious heap.

'That was the Solar Plexus Kick! 'she explained to the English customers not
familiar with Gym Kata, most of whom were watching from the bar.

The next one came towards her. He tried to hit her with the crowbar but failed
totally.

With one move she kicked hard into his groin. He let out a bellow of pain and
fell on the ground screaming

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

'That was the Groin Kick!' she explained to the customers.

She walked over to the next two.

'So, what are you going to do next? I warn you if you use the word 'Norsi' I
will personally kill you and so will the Bar Marshals!'

'Come on attack me you bastards!"

Two of the thugs came towards her this time with knives.

As one of them came towards her she deflected the blow. She then twisted his
arm right round turning it right round until his arm was over his shoulder.
She easily knocked the knife right out of his hand

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! he roared with pain.

'That's how you disarm your opponent using Gym Kata and at the same time
breaking his arm!' she explained again.

He fell on the ground bellowing in sheer agony.

There was one more left for her to deal with. He stood there not really
knowing what to do with this knife

With one move she grabbed hold of his arm. With the other hand she twisted his
fingers with her superior strength until he was forced to let go off the
knife.

With one move she smashed him hard in the stomach. Every single one of his
ribs were broken. He let out the most ear-splitting scream as he fell on the
ground clutching his stomach.

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

'That was an example of how to take a knife way from your opponent and the
Belly Punch!"

All four of her opponents were writhing in agony on the ground. Ingrid smiled
in

total triumph.

Judge Hedvika walked towards her.

'Once again that was brilliant Ingrid!'

"Nok en gang var det straalende Ingrid!"

.

A loud cheer went up from the crowd as Hedvika announced

'ROUND ONE TO MS RASMUSSON!

'RUNDT EN TIL MS RASMUSSON!

Hedvika then went up to Hilda.the Deputy Manager

'Hilda, I want you now to demonstrate Gym Kata to me and the customers. I know
you are Level Three, but you may soon attain Level Two. Again, I don't want to
see one hair of your head being touched!'

'Hilda, jeg vil at du naa skal syyna fram aa Gym Kata for meg og kundene. Jeg
vet at du er nivaa tre, men du kan snart naa nivaa to. Igjen, jeg vil ikke se
at ett haar paa hodet ditt blir beroort! '

'I won't disappoint you Hedvika. I hate these evil bastards and cannot wait to
beat them and kill them if necessary!"

'Jeg vil ikke skuffe deg Hedvika. Jeg hater disse onde bastrene og kan ikke
vente aa slaa dem og drepe dem om noodvendig!

She walked over to the next 3 of them'

'Come on you bastards!"

'LET THE FIGHT CONTINUE!

.LA KAMPEN KJEMPE VIDERE!!

TO BE CONTINUED

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