INGRID ADDRESSES THE CUSTOMERS by Hamlet After she had confronted the thugs Ingrid walked back into Votans Bar.in Grantham Lincolnshire England. . The Norselanders were so happy that a fight was about to take place and their fellow Norselanders were about to beat the living daylights out of some inferior oslanders especially if they were a bunch of thugs! The English customers at Votans looked quite frightened not realising that they were perfectly safe and that a fight between Ingrid and the Bar Marshals versus the thugs would be absolutely no contest at all. The Tollemache in Grantham Lincolnshire had beeen transformed into a brand new Norselandic bar and restaurant called Votans Bar. No one hopefully would remember the dreary days of the Tollemache ever again. It would be a memory of the past. Every stick of furniture, every glass and bottle, every piece of carpet had been thrown into a vast incinerator. Every single chair. table, glass and bottle in Votans was brand new Arnold the former manager was allowed to stay on as the toilet slave and cleaner. The bar staff Julie and Karen were allowed to stay on only as kitchen staff. They had been replaced by Norselandic Bar Marshals. There were four of them altogether. They were dressed in the BM uniforms of red leather hats, leather jackets, gloves, skin-tight trousers, and high heeled boots. Their names were Helga and Lars who were Partners and Martha and Erik also Partners. As marriage had been completely abolished in Norseland only Partnership existed which did not carry any legal obligations and was an informal relationship only. The new, Manager would be Ingrid Rasmusson who was known for her efficiency and ruthlessness. She always carried a crop and handcuffs attached to her leather uniform. She was addressed at all times as Madame Manager while all the Bar Marshals were addressed at all times as Sir or Madame. A fight was ti take place with thugs this evening who resented that the English pub the Tollemache no longer existed and had taken over by Votans Bar and was now effectively a Norselandic bar The opposition had formed an organisation called the Bring Back the Tollemache Campaign (BBTC) that was connected to the right-wing English Defence League (EDL). Some of the BBTC supporters had come up on a coach from London that also included members of the left -wing Norseland Out Campaign (NOC) and the Solidarity with Papia Campaign (SWPC).led by a former MP Jim Mc Bride The NOC was also vehemently opposed to the takeover of the Tollemache and Wetherspoon pubs as increasing the presence of Norseland in the UK , as they regarded Norseland as a racist and fascist state, Both the BBTC and the NOC had met at the nearby pub the Goose joining in a united front and were determined to cause trouble at the Votans Opening Night starting with a demonstration outside on the Green outside Votans. Later there would be a full-scale attack on Votans by a section of thugs mainly from the BBTC One of them had been recorded as saying. 'I f---g hate those Norsis! They come over 'ere take over our pubs and the next thing those f----g Norsi men will take all our women too!'. 'My girlfriend wants to leave me and says she wants to be gangbanged by a bunch of leather Norsi bikers all day long! Just 'cos they got huge muscles and bigger dicks than us and wear all them leathers! It ain't bleedin fair!' As the. doors had opened for the Opening Night two of the supporters of the BBTC had entered Votans Bar determined to cause trouble. Ingrid stood in front of all the guests to make an announcement. She was particularly interested in speaking to the English customers. 'Ladies and Gentlemen as part of the evening's entertainment we are organising a fight that will take place in the car park with me, Deputy Manager Hilda and the four Bar Marshals Helga and her Partner Lars and Martha and her Partner Erik versus a bunch of thugs.' 'It will definitely be no contest and we will win easily beat them to a pulp. Not only as Norselanders are we so much bigger. fitter and stronger than English people but know Gym Kata.the Norselandic martial arts' 'Anyone knowing Gym Kata is effectively invincible. It is the most brilliant fighting technique ever conceived. It combines Oriental fighting techniques with the most powerful wrestling holds, going for the weakest parts of the body such as the throat ,the stomach and particular the testicles, using the techniques of Cock and Ball Torture to the full. It makes the practitioner effectively invincible against his or her opponent.' 'In our Nation everyone learns Gym Kata from the age of 8 so we are a Nation of brilliant fighters by the time we leave school .The practitioner also learns to practice mental discipline and detachment rather like Tai Chi.Through mental discipline they gain mental as well as total physical superiority over their opponent .' 'If you do not want to come out into the car park, you may watch the fight from the comfort of the bar while you are eating and drinking from the barbecue and opening buffet, You will enjoy the incredible sensual and sexual thrill of seeing a magnificent leather clad Norselander beat the living daylights out of a filthy thug!'. 'The sheer sexual thrill of domination and submission may be too much for you and you may wish to relieve yourselves in the toilet .If you do, Arnold our toilet slave will new there with a plentiful supply of tissues and napkins for your convenience . In future we will be building new Love Rooms in the Bar where you can relieve yourselves too if you get very sexually excited.' 'Also, while we are away beating the crap out of our opponents, you will be served drinks by our English and Papian staff. They will be supervised by my Papian Associate Ms Mina. You are not to treat them with any deference at all as you would to the Bar Marshals .If you catch any of them talking or slacking, you are to report them at once to Mina or preferably to me. I will if necessary, put them right over the Whipping Block when I return from the fight! 'At the end there will be a real display of Norselandic Beating and Thrashing for your enjoyment as I will put the ringleader over the Whipping Block and beat him until his backside is just a bloody mess.! I'm sure you will enjoy every minute of it! Just enjoy yourselves and have a great time .After the fighting is over you can return to the Line Dancing!' When she had finished speaking Judge Hedvika Borsheim t of the Royal Overseas Judges came over to her. She walked over to her and kissed Ingrid full on the lips giving her the traditional Welcome Kiss.' ' Ingrid it's so good to see you again! This Bar looks so impressive! It is wonderful! I'm sorry I am late, but we had an assignment tonight and was busy. I'm so glad a fight will take place. This is your chance to demonstrate the superiority of our Nation in front of all these inferior oslanders. I do not want to see one single hair of your hair being touched or you won't be a Bar Manager anymore. Do you understand?' 'Ingrid det er saa godt aa se deg igjen! Denne baren ser saa imponerende ut! Det er fraab�r! Jeg beklager at jeg er sent ute, men vi hadde et oppdrag i kveld og jeg var opptatt. Jeg er saa feginn en kamp vil finne sted. Dette er din sjanse til aa syyna fram aa overlegenheten til vaar Nasjon foran alle disse underordnede oslandere. Jeg vil ikke se at ett eneste haar av haaret ditt blir beroort, eller at du ikke vil v�re Barastjoori lenger. Forstaar du?' 'I promise you Hedvika I will be unscathed! '. replied Ingrid. 'Jeg lover deg Hedvika at jeg blir uskadd! ' I want you Hilda and the four Bar Marshals to beat these bastards absolutely senseless. I do not care if you kill them. For tonight you all have a licence to kill so please go ahead and kill them all if you want! As a Judge I see this as an ideal, opportunity to wipe the whole Nottingham and Grantham criminal fraternity right off the face of the earth!' 'Jeg vil at du Hilda og de fire Barmyrker skal slaa disse j�vlene helt meningsloose. Jeg bryr meg ikke om du dreper dem. For i kveld har dere alle leyfi for aa drepe saa v�r saa snill, fortsett og drep dem hvis du vil! Som dommer er dette en hugsjoon mulighet til aa utslette hele Nottingham og Grantham forbryter brorskap rett utenfor jordens overflate! 'I know you are all at different levels at Gym Kata. You will take on all the thugs in. You will win this fight easily for the sake of our Nation and The Queen Goddess!' 'Jeg vet at du er paa forskjellige nivaaer paa Gym Kata. Deren vilen ta paa deg alle kjeltringene. Deren vilen lett vinne denne kampen for vaar nasjon og Reginas Gudinne!' 'I certainly won't fail Hedvika. I will never let my Nation down!' said Ingrid confidently. 'Jeg vil absolutt ikke svikte Hedvika. Jeg vil aldri la ned min Nasjon! 'Right Ingrid I will be the referee in this fight. Let's give these bastards Hell. Let's cripple them for life or preferably kill them .Another thing when you beat your opponent I want you to take the customers through all the moves explaining to them exactly how you are beating your opponent. Is that clear?' 'Rett Ingrid jeg vil v�re doomari i denne kampen. La oss gi disse j�vla helvete. La oss lemme dem for livet eller helst drepe dem. En annen ting naar du slaa motstanderen din, jeg vil at du skal ta kundene gjennom alle grep som forklarer dem nooyaktig hvordan du slaar motstanderen din. Er det klart?' 'Yes, Hedvika I can't wait to get my hands on those bloody bastards!' "Ja, Hedvika, jeg kan ikke vente med aa faa hendene paa de blodige j�vlene!" Hedvika walked forwards. Behind her walked Ingrid and Hilda. To Ingrid's right were the Partners Helga and Lars. To her left Martha and Erik, who had just come back from the car park itself after watching over the thugs. A huge crowd of Grantham residents had gathered in the car park as Ingrid and the Bar Marshals walked forwards. The crowd let out an almighty cheer especially the Norselanders who wanted this fight to be a living proof of the superiority of their Nation. Hedvika walked forward. She was going to supervise the fight. She stood in front of the thugs looking so imperious and powerful in her black leather ROJ outfit. 'Right ladies and gentlemen this will be a very violent fight. It will be between Ingrid and the Bar Marshals demonstrating the fighting technique of Gym Kata using only their hands and feet.They will face Dave Nichols from the Bring Back the Tolemache Campaign and his friends all 20 of them.' .'As you can see they will fight with any weapon they choose including knives, crowbars and bicycle chains while the Bar Marshals will only use Gym Kata and their hands and legs.I hope all you customers enjoy it!' She walked right up to Dave Nichols. 'Well are you and your friends ready?' 'Yeah we're ready We can't wait to foit you f-------g Norsis!' Hedvika called out 'LET THE FIGHT BEGIN! 'LA KJEMPEN BEGJADD! Any comments to norselandic@hotmail.com TO BE CONTINUED