HOW TO RELATE TO A NORSE WOMAN AND BRUNHILDE by Hamlet PART ONE Now that you have joined the Norselandic Admiration Society you will want to have a successful and rewarding relationship with a Norse Woman or Brunhilda or Valkyrie as They are more commonly called. To meet this challenge, and to keep your relationship healthy and happy, you need to work at it and realise that a Brunhilde is totally different from any other woman you have ever known. . A relationship with a Brunhilda or Valkyrie will change your life; and will teach you the importance of patience, the value of communication, obedience respect submission and commitment When you meet the Brunhilda/Valkyrie you're compatible and comfortable with, who encourages, trusts you, controls you believes in you, and commits Herself to working with you through any relationship problem instead of running away from them, you will know and realise that She is your Keeper Domme Mother and Mistress! If you and the Brunhilde plan on spending next year, the year after and beyond ... you should know that there will be many obstacles in your relationship in the future, but what matters is sticking together through whatever life might throw your way. You must realise tart you are in relationship of Loving Domination in which a She is your Carer and you are Her child and submissive and She is your physical and mental Superior So, if you want your relationship to last for as long as it can, you should adopt an attitude of total submission to her Tender and Loving Care and Domination 1 - Never dodge the problem One of the worst mistakes that foreigners/oslanders commit in relating to Brunhildes is avoiding a problem or delaying serious discussions concerning your relationship with your Brunhilde. Communication is vital to a healthy Loving Domination /submissive relationship. If you want your LD relationship to last longer, never postpone serious discussions and always listen to what your Partner has to say as well as Her instructions to you as your Superior And, if you entered your relationship with too much emotional baggage, learn to communicate your concerns and what you're sensitive about with Her knowing of course that you must only speak to Her if She speaks you first, and learn to fix your problems without troubling your Partner. Your significant Other your Domme and Brunhilde , as She loves and cares about you, will definitely offer Her wonderful help and will always comfort you and support you 2 - Always say sorry to Her You must always admit your mistakes and admit She is always right. When you realize that you're in the wrong which is all the time, say the magic word, meaning, say sorry and make sure that you mean it or else She MAY severely punish you by the use of extreme Corporal Punishment. You can say that you're sorry because you made your Brunhilde feel bad which means you must accept She is always right and you are always wrong 3 - Respect Her individuality and Superiority So, no matter how much you love your Brunhilde , no matter how close and intimate you are, you should respect Her individuality and differences' should respect that as a foreigner She ultimately looks down on you , will not allow you to have sexual relations unless she is screwing you with a strap on and She will only have intimate sexual relations with a muscular and bronzed Norse Man. You must always respect Her "me-time," Her intimate relationships with other Norse Men. You may have a night out with your friends once in a while provided, She allows it and you obtain Her permission. You may practice your hobbies, provided She as your Domme permits you to pursue them TO BE CONTINUED Any comments to norselandic@hotmail.com