HILDA ARRIVES IN ENGLAND FOR HER FIRST MISSION
by Hamlet



Hilda fastened her seat belt on the long 22-hour Norse Air flight from Varense
to London Gatwick. She realised just how stunning she looked as she gazed in
the mirror. She was nearly 7-foot-tall with her platinum blonde hair tired in
a bun, with her tall muscular body, dressed in a shiny tight black leather
jacket, skin tight leather gloves, shiny lyre pants and high heeled calf
length boots. She wore a name badge on her jacket.

HILDA VIOLASDOTTIR

FITNESS AND YOGA INSTRUCTOR

She had travelled first class on the plane for the long and in many ways
tedious journey. She had been waited on hand and foot by her Papain slave ant
Steffi. She had made the journey a living Hell for him by yelling at him every
few minutes to bring her more food, another drink, put on another DVD, bring
her a magazine and run another hot bath for her .She had used her crop on him
mercilessly if he made the slightest mistake. Being completely contemptuous of
Papuans she hit him even harder across his rump the more he screamed. She was
travelling on a luxurious flying palace in which every single luxury would be
available to her and her every need catered for or else!

She worked as a Fitness and Yoga Instructor at a GFI (Gym and Fitness Centre)
in her home city of Varennes a huge city of over 12 million the third largest
in the Nation. She was on a Mission to become the Yoga and Fitness Instructor
at Stockmen prison in Lincolnshire.

She would be given a class of the six most dangerous and violent prisoners
They were a group consisting of two murderers, two rapists .one who was guilty
of serious racial harassment and a dangerous paedophile and child molester.
Her Mission was not just to whip them into shape by putting them all through
the most gruelling exercise but also to punish them severely by putting them
all through the most agonising Yoga positions she could think of!

She was one of the thousands of Norselanders especially Norse Women who were
now entering Britain as a result of the ANT (Anglo Norse andic Treaty)
.Already the Sisters of Mercy or the Warrior Nuns had entered the country and
had established Their Convent St Agatha's near Eastly in Kent. They had
entered the country expressly to spread the Christianaist State Religion and
to seriously combat child abuse and crime through the introduction of Eugenics
the science of scientific breeding.

Now the Norselandic Government had decided that as part of its WACT (War
Against Crime and Terrorism.) something seriously needed to be done about the
state of health as well as the extent of crime in Britain by tackling the
problem of the very poor state of health in the country .It was known that the
British diet was appalling consisting of so much fatty food such as burgers
and chips and crisps and greasy fried breakfasts. It was also clear that the
British had a serious drink problem that had been going on for hundreds of
years and that the average British person drank well over the acceptable level
of 24 units of alcohol a week.

The result of this was that the British Health service had to spend millions
of pounds treating people with strokes and problems to do with smoking such as
lung diseases as well as diseases connected with drink such as cirrhosis of
the liver..

Hilda was a member of the Royal Federation of Fitness Instructors (RFFI) or
the Reginas Fooderasjon Helsen Rangeren known more commonly as the Health
Rangers. The object of the HRs was to drastically improve the health of the
world particularly starting with Britain if necessary by the use of force. The
HRs were committed to 6 basic objects;

An improvement in diet throughout the world though eating more fresh fruit

and vegetables.

Serious physical exercise especially through Yoga, Aerobics and Athletics

that had to be taken for at least one hour a day.

A complete ban on all smoking and cigarettes tobacco throughout the world.

A compete ban on all hard drugs through the use of extreme force if necessary

A serious restriction on the sale and consumption of alcohol so that no one
could consume more than 24 units per week.

A ban on the sale of all unhealthy foods in particular chips, crisps,burgers
and processed foods.

To achieve these aims the HRs were prepared to use extreme violence if
necessary

to force people to be healthy. They were quite prepared to enter restaurants
in particular greasy spoon caf�s that served filthy and greasy food and close
them down by smashing them up by force and punishing the owner.Thet were ready
to pursue the Total Health War or Totala HelsekrIg against American chains
like Mc Donalds, Burger King, .Kentucky Fried Chicken Starbucks
,Subway,Dominos, Dunkin Donuts and Pizza Hut, all of which were totally banned
in Norseland.As a result of the THW all these chains faced total extinction.

They were quite prepared to deal with people who looked obese or unhealthy by
forcibly taking them for serious health treatment to their new super equipped
Royal Health Clinic (RHC) that was to open in Fuller by in Lincolnshire that
was now under construction, that would be over 16 storeys high dominating the
entire countryside for miles around and would contain the most advanced
medical and health facilities in the world

The HRs were quite prepared to break into shops and to seize all the
cigarettes sweets and if necessary, break up and burn down shops that sold
cigarettes especially to minors.

The HRs were prepared to use extreme violence against all drug pushers and
forcibly take drug addicts to the RHC for forcible rehabilitation and if
necessary severe physical corporal punishment.

The HRs were also quite ready to raid pubs if necessary, closing them down and
smashing them up too if they served drunken customers. They were also prepared
to drag drunks away in their Health Vans for forcible and compulsory drying
out and rehab at the RHC.

Finally, the HRs were quite prepared to raid major supermarket chains like
Sainsburys, Morrisons and Walmart and forcibly remove all supplies of chips
processed food sweets, cakes and burgers if necessary, by force. They were
also ready to burn down crisp factories if necessary, putting crisp
manufacturing companies like Walkers out of business altogether.

People had to learn and be educated to live a healthy lifestyle. They had
after all received enough information on healthy living and the time had now
come too use force if necessary and to make people be healthy!

What's more an unhealthy lifestyle had serious effects on crime. There was no
doubt that eating junk foods upset the mind as well as the body. The saying in
'men's sane in corpore sane'' a healthy mind in a healthy body 'was quite
true!

There was also no doubt that there was a serious connection between crime and
drug taking and that a great deal of mugging was caused by the desire for
drugs. What was more drink was heavily connected with crime and Hilda had read
that nearly 40% of prisoners were in prison because of drink related offences.

Soon it was time for the plane to land and Hilda could see Gatwick airport
outside her cabin window.

She yelled at Stefi the Papian slaveant. In Norselandic and Papian

'Stefi come here!'

STEFI KOMOHE POHE HUI IA!!!

KOM HER OOYEBLIKKELIG!!!

'TAKE MY BAGS OUTSIDE AT ONCE!!'

HUA IA KE AKUA NUI I ON ONE!

'TA MENN VESKER UTENFRA EN GANG!!

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