THE BANK ENFORCERS DEAL WITH DISOBEDIENCE AND INSUBORDINATION by Hamlet Helga and Bergjolt drove to where Bill Shore worked at Sainsburys in Grantham Helga still was furious after the letter she sent him and could remember it in detail as well as her reply. .They both got out of the car clicking the sides of their boots with their leather crops making themselves look as formidable as ever. Helga went right up to one of the managers at Sainsburys supermarket towering above him . 'So, where's Bill Shore?' 'Oh, he's that man over there!' He said in rather an easy going way. 'Look here I'm the Manager of the Bank of Loving Control and Domination which was the Nat West. Do you understand?' 'Sorry Madame I did not know' he said bowing his head in fear. Bill Shore was a small fat man who looked as if he never took any exercise. He was dressed in the Sainsbury's uniform. 'Are you Bill Shore. I am Helga the Manager at the Bank of Bank of Loving Control and Domination and this is my colleague Ms Bergjolt.We want to talk to you now!' she said in a tone that was so stern. 'What do you want with me?' he said rudely looking at us both as Helga and Bergjolt stood over him.' 'I'm busy at work. I told you I don't want to open an Account with your Bank and I'm not moving to a new house. Now go away and leave me alone!' She brought her mighty hand down crashing hard across his face. SLAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP!!! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! 'he yelled as blood came dripping down his face. 'No one but no one speaks to a BLCD Manager like that! 'she screamed holding him by the collar and making sure everyone at the supermarket could hear. 'What's more people who refuse the BLCD'S generous offers should be treated like dogs for being so stupid!' With that she put a dog collar tightly around his neck until he could hardly breath. She then put handcuffs tightly around his hands until blood was almost pouring out. She turned round to Bergjolt 'Don't worry Bergjolt darling! You will have an opportunity to deal with this bastard too!' 'Ikke bekymre deg Bergjolt kj�re! Du faar ogsaa muligheten til aa takle denne j�velen!' 'I can't wait to get my hands on him Helga. People who don't take up our generous offers should have the shit beaten out of them!' 'Jeg gleder meg til aa faa tak i ham Helga. Folk som ikke tar opp vaare sjeneroose tilbud, boor faa dritten slaatt ut av dem! ' 'Right Bergjolt let's take him to his office for a Session we'll teach him obedience!' 'Rett Bergjolt, la oss ta ham med til kontoret for en ookt, og l�r ham lydighet!' Bill was now crying in pain and fear especially as a crowd had now gathered at the supermarket watching him being led away by a collar his hands tied and surrounded by two big leather clad Women! Helga marched him by the collar to his office as he continued to whimper in front of everyone. She was determined to make an example of him! She was soon inside the manager's .She threw him on the chair pushing her boot heel hard into his crotch. He yelled out in pain so loudly the whole of the street could hear him! 'Please please I'll do anything you say I'll move out now! I'll open an account with the BLCD! Just don't hurt me anymore!' 'You certainly will you piece of shit! I'm ordering a removal company called Wiggins to pack up all your possessions. You of course will have to pay as you failed to respond to the BLCDs generous offer to pay your removal expenses. Where should I tell them to dump your belongings?' 'I suppose I could stay with my mother in Melton Mowbray Helga.' he whimpered. 'I don't care where you go as long as you vacate your property by today which is what I ordered you to do. Now give me your keys to your house!' He obediently gave them to her knowing full well the penalty for disobedience. She rang the removal company. They said they would call around to collect the keys at once and would be able to move everything out in an hour. Naturally, the bill would be sent to his mother's address. 'Now we've sorted that out there's the other matter out of opening an Account with the BLCD 'Now.Bergjolt untie his hands!' 'Naa. Bergjolt loosne hendene!' She untied his hands that were now bleeding and sore. He signed without hesitation. 'Now give me your credit cards I know you have one with Barclays !' He took it out at once from his wallet not daring to disobey. She took a pair of scissors out and cut it up in front of him. 'As the penalty for disobedience you will not be receiving a BLCD Credit Card at preferential interest rates. You really have been very stupid refusing our generous offers haven't you Bill?' 'Yes Madame Helga!' he whimpered again. Just then the man from Wiggins arrived to collect the keys of Bill's home in Hayley Road. Bill would never see his home again especially as it would soon be demolished for redevelopment to make way for luxury apartments! 'Right Bergholt would you like to get physical with this piece of shit! I'd like you to give him 3 slaps across the face. This will give you some practice in slapping as you will be slapping plenty of people in your career as an Enforcer!' 'Rett Bergholt vil du bli fysisk med denne dritten! Jeg vil at du skal gi ham tre slag over ansiktet. Dette vil gi deg litt oovelse i aa slaa, da du vil slaa mange mennesker i karrieren din som framfylgd' 'I'd love to get my hands on this piece of shit.Helga!' 'Jeg vil gjerne faa tak i denne dritten. Helga!' 'Right Bergjolt I want you to move your leather gloved hand gently at first up and down his face Then I want you to bring your hand crashing down hard.He has to count every slap or he gets it again Get ready!' 'Hooyre Bergjolt. Jeg vil at du skal bevege din skinnhanske haand forsiktig oppover og nedover ansiktet hans. Saa vil jeg at du skal foore haanden din til aa krasje hardt. Han maa telle hvert slag, ellers fr han det igjen. Gjoor deg klar!' Bergjolt moved over him and did as she was told moving her leather gloved hand up and down his face.He sat there sweating not knowing when she was going to strike.Then suddenly her hand came crashing down across his face. SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH!! OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEE!! Almost at once her hand went crashing down again. SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! He just about remembered to count. TWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!! She was smiling really enjoying the absolute pleasure of inflicting pain. She moved her leather gloved hand again over his face.He was now blubbering like a child not knowing when she would strike. With one forceful move she struck hard laughing with sheer joy. SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! He sat there a quivering physical wreck blood pouring out of his nose and mouth.He had well and truly learnt the price of disobedience and defiance! Helga and Bergjolt kissed each other passionately gloating over the success of the First Mission. 'Helga that was the greatest fun I've had in my life.I'm going to be so happy working as an Enforcer beating the shit out of people who defy the BLCD!' 'Helga som var den stoorste moroa jeg har hatt i livet mitt. Jeg kommer til aa bli saa glad for aa jobbe som en Framkv�mdastjoorisom slaar dritten av folk som trosser BESY!' 'You will make a great Enforcer.It's a wonderful career beating and torturing people who deserve it and getting paid for it too Bergjolt!' "Du vil bli en flott haandhever. Det er en fantastisk karriere aa slaa og torturere folk som fortjener det or faar betalt for det ogsaa dyntingar Bergjolt!" Helga then turned to Bill who was still crying with pain. 'Well Bill you could by now be moving into a brand-new house with a BLCD mortgage at preferential rates, a Loan to spend on anything you like and a BLCD Credit Card at low interest rates. 'Instead you are almost a cripple black and blue all over your face .You might have to take a month off work sick. What's more you're homeless and may have to spend the rest of your life living with your mother! You're a f----g stupid idiot! 'WHAT ARE YOU?' 'I'm a f----g stupid idiot Madame Helga !'he agreed acknowledging her physical and mental superiority. 'Well Bill before I get rid of you, I'm going to call a photographer from the Grantham Journal to take a photo of you sitting there in agony as a warning to anyone who defies the BLCD!' The photographer duly arrived. Bill's photo as well as a photo of Helga and Bergjolt would be displayed in colour with an advertisement for the BLCD for all to see tomorrow! A phone call was received from the removal company that all Bill's belongings were packed up and dumped outside his mother's house in Melton Mowbray . His house was now ready for demolition and the site would be turned into luxury flats Helga turned to Bill 'That was a totally successful mission. I'm taking your dog collar off!' 'NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!' Any comments to norselandic@hotmail.com TO BE CONTINUED