JUDGE HEATHERA
by Hamlet



Judge Heathera had Jim Hopper held tightly in Her leather gloved hands. He was
groaning with pain as She held him in a terrible vice like grip.

'Right this is really the end of the road for you and I'm arresting you for
harassment of the Takitini family. How dare you you bastard! These Papians are
harmless law abiding people and you and your horrible family have been making
their lives a complete misery! You are all in very serious trouble.I'm taking
you away to the Judge Headquarters now!'

'Who the 'ell are ' he said trying to sound tough as .She held him hard in Her
leather gloved hands.

'I am Judge Heathera of the Royal Overseas Judges and I've come to put an end
to your criminal activities for good Your crimes are at an end!'

'So you're some kind of Police Woman 'he said .

'Yes I am Police Judge Jury and Executioner and you will address Me as Judge
Heathera in future!'

'So what country are you from?'

Her hand went crashing across his face as he bellowed in agony .He almost felt
as if his head was coming off.

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH!!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

'You forgot the correct mode of address. Don't ever do that again! You treat
Me as your superior!Do you understand?'

'Yes Judge Heathera' he groaned trying his best to pronounce it.

'And if you must know I'm from Norseland the greatest country on earth.You
have been harassing the Takitini family and it's My duty to protect them!Under
the Anglo Norselandic Treaty ,which a moron like you has probably never heard
of, we Judges have a right to protect Papians our subjects from scum like
you!I suppose a moron like you has never heard of Norseland either!'

'Sorry Judge Heathera oi aven't .Is it somewhere in Europe?'

'God you are a moron aren't you? It is nowhere near Europe you idiot it's in
the Pacific Ocean and we share an island with Papia .You really are a complete
idiot!Didn't you do geography at school ?'

He was shaking with fear.

'So what are you going to do with me Judge Heathera ?'he said remembering to
say it in time.

'I'm taking you and your whole criminal family to the Judge Headquarters where
you will be put on Trial for your crimes!'

Suddenly his brother Bill moved forwards and grabbed Heathera by the arm.

'Look ere you bleedin Norsi bitch- leave me brother alone! Why don't you f---g
piss of back to your country!'

This really incensed Spidera .With one move She grabbed him by the collar and
slammed him hard against the wall.He was petrified of Her incredibly superior
power and strength.With one mighty move She drove Her fist hard right into his
stomach .He bellowed with pain.She could hear the ribs of his stomach crack
beneath Her powerful blow.

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! he screamed for all he
was worth.

He fell on the floor writhing and screaming in agony . Spidera put Her boot
heel right into his neck.

'Right you bastard you will apogise for speaking to a Judge and Norse Woman in
that disgraceful tone .If I don't get an apology now this boot heel is going
straight through your neck!'

'PPPLLLEASSE DON'T HURT ME!!!' he yelled .

'You will say sorry Judge Heathera and Ms Sadeqvist for my disgraceful
behaviour.'

'Sssorrry Judge Heathera and Ms Sadeqvist for my disgraceful behaviour' he
whined as he lay on the floor in total agony terrified of Her boot heel
slicing into his neck.

She dragged him off the floor by the hair .

'What do you want me to do with this bastard Heathera?'

'Here are some handcuffs Handcuff him to the wall put them on tightly.'

Spidera took hold of the handcuffs and shoved him hard against the wall
putting them on so tightly that his arms were bleeding.He was still groaning
from the belly punching he had received from Her.

Spidera and Heathera pinned their captives hard against the wall showing no
mercy at all.Both of the brothers were now groaning in agony.

Heathera then approached Hopper's children who had been looking on in horror
at the sight of their father being beaten and humiliated.

'So what are your names?' Heathera demanded of Hopper's scruffy children.

'My name's Sharon Judge Heathera' said one of the girls with dirty hair.

'My name's Tracy Judge Heathera 'said another girl with greasy hair and jeans.

'My name's Darren' said the boy who had an earring and looked really rough.

'Well Sharon, Tracy and Darren you're all coming with me to the Judge
Headquarters. You have been harassing the Takitini family and you're getting
your punishment too. You see in My Nation we don't believe in' under age'. If
a child commits a crime they are as guilty as an adult!'

'Please don't hurt us Judge Heathera we were only doing what we were told by
our father 'whimpered Darren

'Shut up and put your hands behind your back You're coming in the Judge Wagon
with me and your parents!'

They obediently did as they were told holding their hands behind their backs
as Heathera handcuffed them.

'Spidera would you like to deal with their whore of a mother?'

'I'd love to Heathera she's probably just as guilty as the rest of the
family!'

The mother was a short woman with dyed blonde hair called Mavis.She was a real
chain smoker and looked a terrible example for her children No wonder they
were so rough!

Spidera in Her black leather magnificence really towered over this wretched
woman who was trembling before Her'

'Please for gawds sake don't hurt me!' she groaned in terror of this huge
Valkyrie who totally overpowered her.

'Shut up you chain smoking tart you're coming with Me ! And you address Me as
Ms Sadeqvist whenever you speak to Me do you understand?'

'Yes MS Sadeqvist' she whimpered as she was handcuffed securely by Spidera
crying in terror all the time.

'Right Spidera the time had come for me to take these bastards to the Judge
Headquarters for Trial The Trial is due to start at 9PM before the Supreme
Judge Larsson .They will meet their fate tonight .We Judges have trials at any
time of the day or night.'

Heathera decided to tie all 6 members of the Hopper family all together with a
long dog collar to the Judge Wagon waiting outside.

'Spidera you will be coming to the Trial with Me as a Witness .The whole
family will be tried together before Supreme Judge Larsson who will pronounce
Sentence. It will almost certainly be death.Under the ANT Norselandic Law
prevails at the Judge Headquarters as it is part of Norselandic Territory.The
harassment has come to an end!'

'Before we go I would like you to speak to the Takitini family to reassure
them that the harassment has ended and they are now safe'.

Spidera walked across the road and knocked on the Takitini's door.It was quite
clear that they were overjoyed to see her and were so impressed by this
magnificent leather clad Norse Woman.

'Mr. Takitini your harassment is now over .Judge Heathera has arrested the
whole Hopper family.Your sufferings are over .They are to be taken to the
Judge Headquarters to stand Trial for their crimes. I will arrange to sell
their property and their goods and you will be compensated from the proceeds.'

'Oh Mistress Spidera we are so grateful. You are really an Angel sent from
Heaven to save us!We will do anything for you!'

'You and your family will serve me as I am a Norse Woman and Valkyrie. I will
be coming around to your house regularly and will expect you to behave
yourselves and keep your house spotlessly tidy for my Inspection .Remember as
Papians you are under my authority as a Norse Woman and Valkyrie .'

' I already have a Papian slave called Mina and I want you and her to make
friends. I am a Pub Manager of Votans Norselandic bar and I may expect you and
your family to work in the pub. You must understand that as Papians you come
under My authority as a Norselander and do as I say!'

'Certainly Mistress Spidera we accept our position as your subjects and will
do anything you say!'

With that She kissed all the family goodbye, kissing the 2 children on the
lips and putting Her arms around them.

Meanwhile Heathera had taken the Hopper family and had tied them all securely
to the back of the Judge Wagon. They would travel in complete darkness hog
tied awaiting the terrible fate that awaited them at the Judge Headquarters
where they were about to stand Trial.

Spidera joined Heathera in the front seat of the car .Heathera then drove off
through the dark streets of London to the Judge Headquarters .

It was a large imposing building with steel shutter on all the windows and
steel gates It was situated next to the Norselandic Embassy in kensington.It
was known in the area as' Colditz.'

The prisoners were led out of the Judge Wagon blindfolded and taken the cellss
to await their Trial.They were met at the entrance by Judge Lars
Haarqvist.Spidera met him by kissing Him on the lips the traditional
Norselandic greeting.He was really gorgeous to look at in His back leather
Judge uniform.Spidera was so glad to meet a gorgeous Norse Man again
especially one that was dressed in uniform.He reminded Her of her Social
Officer Jens back in Norseland whom She missed so much!

Spidera was told to wait in the reception area for the Trial to begin .She had
never been to a Judge Headquarters in Norseland let alone one in England as
they were normally closed to the public except for witnesses.She waited there
in anticipation.Suddenly She heard a call on the intercom.

'The Trial of the Hopper family will begin before the Supreme Judge Alicia
Larsson.'

'CALL MISS SPIDERA SADEQVIST AS A WITNESS!'

TO BE CONTINUED

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