THREE ZAMBIAN WOMEN IN NORSELAND by Hamlet PART THREE GRACE VERSUS THE RUGGER BUGGERS AT GATWICK AIRPORT Astrid looked down from her cabin window to the lights of Gatwick Airport beneath her. She was sprawled right across her special steel reinforced chair, her entire body taking up the entire row as she had been fast asleep At last her 11-hour flight from Nairobi to London Gatwick was coming to an end. She was so glad that she would be spending the night at the Sofitel Hotel next to the Airport where she could spend day and night in a long blissful sleep! She had to face another gruelling flight the next day, this time one of 15 hours from Gatwick to Stefansholm by Norse Air with a two-hour stopover in Denver.which was leaving at 9.30 AM the next morning. This was the first time Grace had ever flown in her life and the first time she had been out of Zambia. She was feeling so tired as she had hardly been able to sleep properly at all. She had been travelling ever since 7AM the previous morning with a five-hour journey from Kitwe to Lusaka. Then she had travelled from Lusaka to Nairobi by plane a journey of just over 2 hours. She looked above her and could see the tall leather clad figure of Officer Astrid of the Royal Aid Corps She spoke to her in Cinyanja as Grace's English was fairly poor. 'Come on Grace wake up. We are about to land at Gatwick as you can see Julie and I have our two prisoners Jeff and Amy gagged. handcuffed and blindfolded We will be taking them to Judge Bertha who will meet us at the Arrivals Hall 'Bwerani Grace dzukani. Tatsala pang'ono kufika ku Gatwick Monga momwe mukuwonera Julie ndi ine ndi akaidi athu awiri a Jeff ndi Amy atanyamula m manja ndikuwayika khungu Tikuwapititsa kwa Judge Bertha owe afikomen name cu Olika Paliki'' .' 'I have given your passport to Lois and I want you and her to go to Passport Control do you understand? We will; join you later once we have seen to our prisoners.'. 'Ndakupatsani pasipoti yanu kwa Loisi ndipo ndikufuna kuti inu ndi iye mupite ku kodi Kuwongolera Pasipoti mumamvetsetsa? Tidzatero; tidzakulandilani mesocolon mukadzawonera akaidi athu.'. 'Yes, certainly Mother Astrid ' said Grace feeling so dazed and confused 'Inde, indedi Amayi Astrid!' Grace could see Jeff and Amy being dragged away by her Policewoman friend Julie by dog collars. Jeff had caused trouble as soon as he had got on the plane at Nairobi as he was paralytically drunk and was constantly shouting about how he hated Kenyan food and beer. He had vomited all over Grace's brand-new boots and all the way down the aisle. Grace walked down the entrance to the Airport down a long corridor with Lois who was also a Policewoman in Zambia.Lois looked so tall and impressive in her long curly hair and her leather jacket, long leather skirt and high heeled boots They were heading towards Passport Control when Grace had this urge to go to the toilet and freshen up. 'Lois I really need to go to the toilet I will see you later.' 'Lois ndikufunikadi kupita kuchimbudzi ndidzakuonaninso mtsogolo.' That's fine Grace I will 'see you later at the Passport Control 'Ndizabwino Grace ndidzakuwonani mtsogolo ku Kuwongolera Pasipoti' Grace went into the toilet to freshen up and looked at her voluptuous body dressed as she was in black leather with her shiny new leather jacket skirt and boots She walked out of the toilet and looked around to see Lois. She could not see her anywhere She called her on her mobile but her phone was not answering 'Lois where are you please answer me it's Grace! ' 'Lois uli kuti chonde undiyankhe nkuti Grace!' Lois did not answer and a voice message responded Grace was become desperate She was in a strange country; she did not have her passport and did not know how to reach Passport Control. She eventually walked for some time down a long corridor following the signs to Passport Control. Eventually she came to a large Hall and could see a long queue which she decided to join. She still could not see Lois anywhere and was becoming increasingly worried. As she was standing there, she suddenly saw a bunch of men dressed in teeshirts with a logo on them; They were wearing shorts and trainers Deal Wanderers Rugby They all appeared very drunk and were singing a loud song that turned out to be Sloop John B by the Beach Boys 'We sailed on the Sloop John B, My Grandpappy and me Around Nassau town we did roam Drinking all night, Got into a fight I feel so broke up; I want to t goes home. , I WANNA GO HOME!! , I WANNA GO HOME!!! Their singing was becoming louder until all the Hall could hear them as they began to throw beer cans at each other. It later transpired that they had just arrived from South Africa on a rugby tour. They had just arrived from Durban where they had lost the match quite heavily to a mainly Black team. As soon as they saw Grace with her height and build, they began to make fun of her She could hardly understand what they were saying 'Oi kaffir this is the queue for British passports where are you from? 'I'm from Zambia actually.' 'Well you're as big as an elephant so why don't you go back to the game reserve in Zambia?' one of the rugger buggers shouted at her spitting beer in her face 'Yeah, we don't allow elephants in England unless you're going to the zoo!' another yelled out breathing beer fumes in her face With that one of the rugger buggers managed to push her aside. He had great difficulty as she was far bigger than him and he could not move her. He was in her face. He stopped dead in his tracks with a confused look. He realized too late what a big mistake he had made by calling her names. Grace by this time had enough of the smell of the beer that was repulsive to her She was exhausted and worried so much about her passport as well. She was busy responding to the rugger buggers'' stupidity with a sudden right punch and a quick left to his big soft belly. SMAAAAAAAAAAAAASHHHHHHHHHHHH!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!. Faster than lightening, she took him away from the others and pushed him into position, which gave her the lead way for a right hook that caved in his jaw. SMAAASSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! The look on his face, was as if, he had been hit, by a goods train at full speed. He puked blood. which sprayed all over her leather dress. That angered her even more. Seeing his blood gushing out of his mouth, she felt a rush that could not stop. She moved to the next rugger bugger. Swinging her large hips to the left, her left cross hammered into his jaw. His jaw collapsed under the force of the blow. She couldn't stop here. This was better than a triple orgasm. She felt as if a bolt of lightning had charged her body! She felt more power at this moment than she had felt in all her life! l As he hit the ground, his body continued to roll. She walked boldly over to the rugger bugger and gave him a kick in the kidneys. Reaching down and pulling him to his feet by his blood-stained collar. she quickly barrelled her fist into his gut with such force that it lifted him at least 2 feet off the ground. and he landed at the other side of the Hall in a bloody heap Heaving and coughing up blood, the first rugger bigger looked into her eyes and saw what he thought for a moment to be a She Devil. He was wondering how could something so beautiful could be so lethal, strong, powerful and angry. He prayed that she would stop. She looked in the distance and could see Lois running towards her 'Grace it's so good to see you again! I was so worried about you!' 'Grace ndichabwino kwambiri kukuwonaninso! Ndinada nkhawa kwambiri ndi inu! 'LET ME JOIN IN THE FIGHT!! 'MANDILIMBE KUTI MULENGE ! Any comments to norselandic@hotmail.com TO BE CONTINUED