SISTER EVA THE BODYBUILDER AND PROFESSOR
by Hamlet
SISTER EVA BEGINS TO HUMILIATE DAWKINS


Sister Eva was now ready to begin the ruthless cross examination of Dawkins
and was ready to tear his arguments to shreds. He was sitting in the prisoner
stool dressed only in his underpants his hands tied behind his back. Behind
him sat the Court Bailiff Sister Marissa dressed totally in shiny latex. She
held him by the neck in Her latex gloved hand ready to squeeze him with Her
razor sharp fingers and ready to slap him senseless should he cause any
trouble at all.

Next to him stood his defence counsel Sam Harris who had been constantly
interrupted during his speech for the defence by the Mother Superior Athena,
who kept telling him that his attacks on religion were totally irrelevant to
the case and were totally offensive to Her and to the other Sisters.

Sister Eva walked straight up to Dawkins ready to humiliate him completely and
towered over him Her purpose to physically and mentally humiliate him.ahe was
speaking to the whole world as the trial was being relayed all over the gobe
just like the International Criminal Court in The Hague.

'First of all ladies and gentlemen I would like to demonstrate the
implications of atheism and why it leads to complete hopelessness and despair.
The absurdity of life without God may not in itself prove that God exists, but
it does prove that it is the most important question anyone can ever ask.'

She walked over to him standing right in front of him to demonstrate Her
superior height and build .She was determined to give him a thorough Tongue
Lashing.

'Right Dawkins would you not accept that if God does not exist then both man
and the universe are doomed?'

She addressed him as 'Dawkins' to humiliate him even more.

He did not know what to say but suddenly Sister Marissa drove Her razor sharp
fingernails into his neck.

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!.

'Answer the question Dawkins! 'She yelled in his ear

'We er I wouldn't necessarily agree with you.'

'You address The Prosecutor as Sister Eva Dawkins!' Sister Marissa shouted in
his ear.

'Err I'm not err sure er Sister Eva'

'Well would you agree yes or no?'

'I suppose I do Sister Eva.' he retorted reluctantly terrified of Sister
Marissa's nails digging into his neck again.

'So you would agree that man like all biological animals must die?'

'Alright of course I do err Sister Eva I don't know where this questioning is
supposed to be going!'

Mother Superior Athena interrupted him.

'The prisoner will answer the question and only the question is that
understood?'

'Yes I understand.'

Sister Marissa fingernails into his neck once more he let out a groan of pain.

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

'It's yes Mother Athena. You'd better start getting the right mode of address
or I might have to put you on the rack!'

'So Dawkins if there is no hope of immortality which you do not believe in
then man's life must lead to the grave.'.

'Well yes I would agree with that'd do not believe in immortality or any of
this religious nonsense.'

Mother Athena interjected again

'The prisoner will answer the question, will refrain from making offensive
statements and will also answer Sister Eva properly or I will hold him in
contempt of court!"'

'Do you then accept what the theologian Paul Tillich said that you will have
to face 'the threat of nonbeing' that one day all of us will not exist amend
that we will die?'

'Yes err Sister Eva I do accept the fact of death. I have said that before.'

'Do you also accept that the universe too faces death that the universe is
expanding galaxies are growing father apart and that there will be no light no
heat there will be no hope?'

'Yes err Sister Eva but I don't understand where your questioning is going.'.

The fact is Dawkins is that unless God intervenes this is really going to
happen the entire planet and the human race is doomed!'

'Yes but I don't accept that there is a God Sister Eva.'

'Yes but Dawkins if there is no God then life as the famous atheist
philosopher Sartre has stated is absurd that life is without any meaning at
all.'

'Yes Sister Eva except that I am interested in scientific truth only not
whether life has meaning!'

'So then Dawkins if each individual passes out of existence when he/she dies
then what ultimate meaning can be given to life or then to science or anything
you have written or anything at all?

'Well err Sister Eva I just don't accept that if life ends in death nothing
has any meaning!'

'But Dawkins if life is doomed to destruction then what does it matter If you
have any influence on anything as a biologist as ultimately .mankind is of no
more significance than a swarm of bees of mosquitoes!'

'Alright then Sister Eva I accept that life has no meaning but we just have to
accept that.'

'Well then I'm glad Dawkins that you accept that all your scientific and
biological work is really going to come to nothing!'

It was clear that he was being flawed by Her completely .It was clear he could
not cop outside the confines of New College and inside a convent half naked
with Sister Marissa holing him by the neck.

'Yet the only solution all atheists like you can offer is to face the
absurdity of life and live bravely. Would you not agree Dawkins?'

'Well maybe the world is a terrible place and one just has to accept it as the
philosopher Camus started we must recognise life's absurdity and then live as
well as we can!'

'Yet the problem Dawkins is that you cannot live consistently and happily
within such a world view.'

'Sorry I don't understand what you mean er Sister Eva.'.

'Well the philosopher Francis Schaeffer has explained this point. Modern man
lives in a two story universe in the lower story is where man lives where life
is absurd yet he cannot live happily in such an absurd world. So he makes a
leap of faith to the upper story where he has no right to go since he does not
believe in God.'

Yes but I believe Sister Eva that one can create meaning for life by freely
choosing a course of action as I do by being a convinced Darwinian
evolutionist!'

'But Dawkins this is completely inconsistent! It is inconsistent to state that
life is objectively absurd and also has meaning Philosophers like Sartre are
really saying 'Let's pretend that life has a meaning.'

It was quite clear that Dawkins had never really thought seriously about these
issues and could not answer Her

She stood imperiously over him knowing She was overpowering him mentally and
physically

'RIGHT LETS MOVE ON TO VALUES AND THE SUCCESS OF OUR FAITH IN PROVIDING AN
ANSWER!!

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