DAG THE DAGGER 
by Hamlet



Major Esteban Quintero stood in front of the trops.absoluetly furious.

'So you let that Norsi bitch the Whipmistress that demoness from hell escape
did you? Madre de dios are you complete fools or just complete laggards? How
many times have I told you that there are always to be no less than four men
in attendance at the main gate and ten others patrolling the perimeter of the
hacienda grounds!#

#As# que deja esa perra Norsi la l#'#tigoamante esa diablesa de escapar del
infierno lo hiciste? #Madre de dos son tontos completos o simplemente
completan rezagados? #Cu#ntas veces ustedes dije que siempre hay que ser no
menos de cuatro hombre's en la asistencia a la puerta principal y otros diez
patrullando el per#metro de los terrenos de la hacienda.?'

'Si se##or major!'

Suddenly a messenger came bounding towards the Major.

'Major I've just heard terrible news! The Buccaneera have just attacked the
town of Santa Monica it's the worst raid yet. The whole town is burning , the
whole Population have been taken back in longboats to the Bothnian Islands
There have been mass gang rapes of the men and women .what is worse is that
the Buccaneera are heading straight towards Los Angeles. They are determined
to capture the Alcalde himself There is nothing we can do about these Norse
Folk! No wonder we say in Mass 'From the fury of the Norse Folk good Lord
deliver us!'

' Principales que escuch' una noticia terrible. El Buccaneera s#lo han atacado
la ciudad de Santa M#nica es el peor ataque todav#a. El pueblo entero est# en
llamas, toda la poblaci#n se ha tomado en piragua a las islas de Botnia all#
han sido violaciones en masas de los hombres y las mujeres Qu' es peor es que
las Buccaneeras se dirigen hacia Los Angeles. Est#n decididos a capturar el
Alcalde mismo no hay nada que podamos hacer sobre esta gente escandinava. No
es de extra#ar que decimos en masa 'De la furia del Dios n#rdicos l#branos!'

The Major was seating with fear realizing that he faced capture and being
taked in as a prisoner to the Bothnian Islands himself .

'Stay here and watch the gates! The Buccaneera will probably attack tomorrow
night! I'm going to the Alcalde's Mansion now!' shouted the Major in terror

Qu'date aqu# y vigila las puertas! Los Buccaneeras probablemente atacar#n el
ma#ana por la noche! Ahora voy a la mansi#n del Alcalde!'

He rode to the Alcalde's Mansion to find him in a state of complete panic. He
was supposed to be the Governor of California and the only thing he was
concerned about was saving his own skin!

'Major the Buccaneera are coming and we are going to be killed and taken as
slaves to the Bothnian Islands.Ii'm going to have to escape to La Paz in Baja
California I'm in real trouble!'

Principales vienen los Buccaneeras y vamos a ser matado y tomados como
esclavos a las islas Bothnianos .Voy a tener que escapar a La Paz en Baja
California, estoy en un buen l#o!'

His wife Inez was laughing at him as she became excited and frightened at the
prospect of a debauching a muscular Buccaneerea.

'I thought you were the Governor of California and you are running away like a
little bird! '

'#Cre#a que era el Gobernador en jefe de California y se escapa como una
peque#a p#jaro!'

'You don't know what these Norselanders are like. Do you know what it's like
when they catch Spanish women? Do you realise you could be gang raped? Why
aren't you packing and coming with me you stupid woman?

No sabes c#mo son estos norselanderos. #Sabes lo que es cuando cogen las
mujeres espa#olas? #Sabe que podr#a ser pandilla violaron? #Por qu' no
embalaje y est#pida mujer a venir conmigo?

'I need more time to pack. I've got so many shoes and dresses Besides I want
to know what these Buccaneera are like I'm sure they won't harm me really as
long as I submit to them.'

Necesito m#s tiempo para empacar. Tengo muchos zapatos y vestidos Adem#s
quiero saber cu#les son estos Buccaneera como estoy seguro de que no me har#n
da#o realmente mientras me someto a ellas.'

'You seem to be so excited by these Buccaneera Don't you realise they are just
a bunch of cutthroats,barbarians murderers and pirates!

Parece estar tan emocionada por estos Buccaneera no te das cuenta de que son
s#lo un pu#ado de asesinos, asesinos b#rbaros y piratas!

'Well I hear they have enormous cocks!'

'Bueno oigo tienen enormes pollas!'

'Well you can stay here and be gang raped by a bunch of Norse Men you whore
.I'm packing up and leaving now!

Tambi'n puedes quedarte y ser violada por un grupo de hombres n#rdicos banda
puta.Estoy recogiendo y dejando ahora!

'Don't you realise that wherever you go in America the Buccaneera will find
you,. you can run but you can't hide you coward! ' she laughed in derision.

'No te das cuenta que donde quiera que vayas en Am'rica, encontrar# los
Buccaneeras. Puedes correr, pero t# no puedes esconderte a cobarde!

Meanwhile the Swordmastresses Dag the Dagger or the Debaucher and his partner
Akella the Avenger were riding as fast as they could from Santa Monica to Los
Angeles. Their Mission was to capture the Alcalde and take him as a prisoner
to the newly established Nander Detention Centre in the Bothnian Islands that
lay only 20m Kms off the coast of California where he would face a lifetime of
torture and hard labour.

Dag lived up it his name as a debaucher of Spanish women only in most cases
the Spanish women readily submitted to his gigantic Cock .He looked really
stunning in shiny black leather with a black leather Stetson a leather face
mask ,skin tight leather jacket and leather trousers and knee length boots. He
had long flowing blonde hair tied in a pony tail.

Next to him rode his Partner and lover the Swordmastress Akella. She looked
even more stunning dressed exactly like him with platinum blonde hair. The
only difference was that his gigantic bulge was between his legs whereas Her
was in Her chest.

She spoke to Her lover as She kissed him passionately'

'Come on Dag Darling let's go to the Alcalde's Mansion in Los Angeles. I want
to capture him personally and take him on a longboat to Nander Island.
Meanwhile darling I understand he has a wife Inez who is desperate for a Norse
Cock I want to hold the down and watch you debauch her mercilessly in six
positions. After that we will burn down the Arcade's Mansion! We will drive
these Spanish wimps out of California just as we drove them out of the
Bothnian Islands!'

'Kom paa Dag Sjkjoon la oss dra til Alcalde's herskapshus,i Los Angeles. Jeg
vil fange ham personlig og ta ham paa en storbaat til Nander ooya. I
mellomtiden Darling jeg forstaar at han har en hustru Inez som er haaploos,for
en norroon cock.Jeg vil holde den ned og se paa du forfoore henne
hemningsloost i seks stillinger. Etter at vi vil brenne ned Arcade's
herskapshus! Vi vil drive disse spanske pyser ut av California akkurat som vi
drev dem ut av ooyer ligger langs den svenske Bottenhavs!'

'Come on My sweet Darling Dag the Debaucher!'

'Kommer paa min soote Kj##re Dag den Sjkorlevner!'

'We will show no mercy!

Vi vil vis ingen naade

'LET'S RAPE AND PILLAGE!!

'LA OSS RAPS OG PLYNDRE POKERVERDENEN!!!

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