EBUBE AND GEOFF
by Hamlet



It was clear that Geoff was absolutely terrified of Sister Ebube and was
dreading the fight. She walked straight towards him and grabbed him by the
neck.Sweat was pouring off his ugly greasy face.

'Right you fat ugly bastard your time is up.You're in for a good beating and
after today you'll be a cripple for the rest of your useless life.Your days of
harassment are well and truly over!'

'You cant just walk into my house and threaten me like that'you piccaninee he
was trying to sound tough but failing miserably.

Ebube gave him a ringing slap across his face which made his whole head turn
right round.He let out a scream of pain which was a foretaste of what was to
come

'O f course I can walk into your stinking house you f--g dirty bastard .I'm a
warrior Nun and I do exactly what I like you f---g piece of worthless shit!' I
screamed.

He was now really frightened and tears were forming in his eyes.He realised
the end had come.

'Immm sorry.Please could we sort this out .I promise I wont cause any trouble
again' he mumbled.

She gave him another hard slap across his face which made his head turn right
round to his back. Blood stared to pour down his face.Tears were now rolling
down his cheeks.

'The only way were going to sort this out you piece of shit is when I make you
a cripple for the rest of your life! And another thing the words 'Sister Ebube
' come at the end of every sentence from now on! Now first of all you piece of
garbage I want payment!'

'You mean I have to pay to be beaten Ssssssister Ebubo ' he stammered unable
to pronounce Her name.

'Of course you do you piece of detritus.Do you think I do this for nothing! I
want ##250 now!' She screamed.

' I don't have ##250 on me Sister Ebuni ' he blubbered.

'Right where's your wallet. You address Me as Sister Ebube.He took it out.Like
everything else in his house it was dirty and smelly.She went right through
it.there was only a ##5 note and a couple of credit cards.I went up to his
wife.

'Right fagash Lil-I want you to go round to a cash machine and withdraw ##300
from these cards right now.If you're not back in 10 minutes you're in for real
trouble.There's no escape from me ! Im charging the extra money as interest as
I expect payment now! Now f--k off and get going you dirty whore!'

'Yes Sister Ebube she yelled and ran out of the house immediately.

Sistter Ebube then confronted Geoff's 's children.They were the filthiest
brats She had ever seen.The boy had purple hair and an earring.his clothes
looked as if they had never been washed.The girl had greasy hair and her face
was covered in spots She was disgusted just looking at them.

'Right you dirty brats.You will now stand to attention with your hands on your
heads while I proceed to fight and beat your repulsive father.You will be
spending the next 6 years of your lives iat St agathas convent which I will
visit regularly to give you Corrective Therapy which means making your lives
as miserable as possible.You will pay for inflicting misery on the Papian
family people.Do you understand you disgusting wretches?!.

'YES SISTER EBUBE ' they shouted out hanging their heads in shame.

Geoff was standing there.He was shaking with fear.She walked right up to him
looking so majestic and strong beside him.

'Right Geoff I think its time we started our fight dont you.The first to win
10 rounds wins the fight.There will be no submissions each round will end in a
countdown which Julie will count. You know perfectly well how this fight will
end dont you you worm?

'Do we have to go fight Sister Ebiwi -cant you just send me to prison for the
rest of my life?

She was furious with him

'You f---g worm.You've mispronounced my name again!Like all bullies.you harass
people who don't resist you , but when someone like Me, obviously bigger and
stronger than you challenges you to a fight you are totally terrified!'

Geoff hung his head looking totally dejected.He knew that mentally and
physically She was so superior to him.

Just in time his revolting wife whom She called Fagash Lil retune with the
money.Sister Ebube ed it and fortunately for her it was right.She took the
creditcards from her -they were Hers now.

' Geoff .From today you will not only be a cripple, you will also never be
able to work again and so you will also be bankrupt as you will never be able
to pay off your debts.'

Sister Ebube grabbed ed him by the neck and took him out to the garden as Ishe
couldn't stand his filthy living room any longer.

'Right Geoff ' She smiled 'Lets get fighting!'