NORSELANDIC-PAPIAN RELATIONS - part 2 by Hamlet DISCUSSION ON NORSELANDIC-PAPIAN RELATIONS PART 2 CHAIRED BY ANDREW WEILL (AW) PRESENT; GEORGE GALLOWAY (GG) MP FOR BRADFORD WEST MARGARETHE MARIASDOTTIR (MM) COUNSELLOR NORSELANDIC EMBASSSY LYN BROWN (LB) MP FOR WEST HAM LITIA MOHENI (LM) LONDON CORRESPONDENT PAPIA HONOUA HUGO SWIRE MINISTER OF STATE FOREIGN OFFICE AW I would like to move the discussion forward by bringing in the Norselandic Representative from the Norselandic Embassy Ms Mariasdottir about what she thinks about the discussion so far. MM Well Mr Weill I would like to state that I am absolutely appalled by what I have heard so far. I am in particularly appalled by the contribution from George Galloway. He has shown his ignorance of My Nation completely. I feel so angry with him that am beginning to believe that Mr Galloway would benefit from attending the Warrior Nun Convent where he would learn all about My Nation, the Queen Goddess and the nature of Our religion Royal Lutheranism I would be happy to arrange a visit for him and if he continues I will arrange for the WN to visit him and persuade him by all means necessary to attend St Agatha's Convent. Perhaps afterwards he could join the Norselandic Admiration Society like 60,000 enlightened persons all over the world. GG Shouting I will definitely not go to your so-called Convent and there is no way you or your so-called nuns can force me to do anything! I would join a Norselandic Despising Society if it existed! MM If you want trouble I'll give you trouble Galloway so don't provoke me you charlatan! She stands up and reveals Her height 6 feet six height. All the audience are amazed! AW I will have to separate the two of you, though if it comes to blows I feel you Maria will win especially with those high length boots and the sheer height of you -I must say I have never seen a woman of your size before! MM We Norse Women are all very tall and We are all highly intelligent and very strong especially as We are a Matriarchal state and a Gynarchy presided over by Her Almighty Holiness The Queen Goddess. AW Well if I could start with a question about the treatment of Papians in Norseland? How do you respond to the treatment of Papians? MM I would like to start with the simple point is that we treat the Papians in a loving and caring way, which is the admiration of the world. As one of your speakers has said they enjoy one of the highest standards of living in the world. This is borne out by every statistic -income, health care education. This we believe as historical fact that. The Norse Woman and Man, therefore, not only has an undoubted stake in - and right to - the land which She/He has developed into a modern advanced industrial and technological Nation with the highest standard of living. We created a civilisation from nothing backwardness, grassland and empty valleys and mountains. But - according to all the principles of morality - this is was Ours by we believe the Will of God, is Ours , and must remain Ours. AW So you would deny that PapIans are badly treated in your Nation? MM Certainly We treat them with loving care and love looking after their very need so that like the Citizens of Our Nation from the cradle to the grave. We call Our relationship with them Loving Domination -we dominate them simply because We are superior to them physically and mentally and this is an undisputed fact. We are a world military and technological superpower a leading member of the G22.The Papians are a simple peace loving peoples who wish to work and serve Us at their Mothers and Farhers.The relationship between a Mother and a Papian is similar then to a loving powerful Mother and Her small chid. GG The simple fact is that the Papians do as they are told out of fear and force!! They are no more than cheap labour to serve their Norselandic Mastresses! MM I am warning Galloway that if he wants trouble I will give him trouble! (She menacingly moves Her boot heel in the direction of Galloway's stomach) AW I do not obviously want a physical confrontation between the two of you! Especially as you Ms MarIasdottir are so much larger. Can I bring in the Papian lady Ms Hoiemi ? What do you think of the discussion so far? HM I cannot completely agree with the Norselandic lady and I am overwawed by Her size so I have to be careful what I say! I do believe that a system of apartheid does operate in Norseland and Papia. This does cause us as a peace loving people considerable distress. I feel it is amazing that in 2015 we are still discussing this and that this system still operates. This system of apartheid like the one in South Africa that has fortunately disappeared. This form of domination takes four main forms. Norselandic White monopoly of political power, ethnic cleansing which has been practiced throughout our history when in fact genocide was carried out against the Papian people, the control of labour and social control of Papians who are forced to live in ghettoes in Norselandic cities. These are the facts of the present situation in my country and I am sorry to disagree with Ms Mariasdottir and have to admit that I am afraid to do so! MA I am sorry to refute what Ms Hoiemi has just stated.By the way Litia please could you call Me Madame Mariasdottir with respect. HM I'm terribly sorry Madame Mariasdotir please forgive me. MA The first point is there is no system of apartheid.We segregate you Papians for your own good and because you are a distinct ethnic group. Do you accept that you are a distinct group and that we offer you loving care ad that you enjoy one of the highest standards of living in the world with the exemption of Norselanders? HH Yes I would agree Madame Annasdottir MA As for ethnic cleansing the fact is that thousands of Papians were killed in the takeover of Papia However We brought civilisation and progress to a backward and primitive land and people. We brought you Loving Domination and Loving Care and control.for this We should be applauded and praised throughout the world! HH Well there's some truth in what you say Ms Annasdottir GG (Furious) The fact is that Norseland as a State was created by genocide, ethnic cleansing and racial oppression! MA I warn you Galloway that if you continue with your slanderous comments that to only wall you face My boot heel possibly after the programme, but you may also face a visit by the Warrior Nuns and will face trial alongside your dear friend Dawkins! 1