CHRISTINE THE NORSE GIRL 21 by Hamlet GRAHAM AND HONEY ARRIVE IN NORSELAND FOR THE FIRST TIME FROM THE USA Graham Simpson sat on the bed in his room at the Hotel Valhalla in Lildestrom looking over the Pacific Ocean ,absolutely fuming.Next to him was his wife Honey who always got scared when he was in a bad mood, as he was an ex football player and a lot bigger than her especially as she was so small and skinny. He had arrived in Norseland at Vikinsborg airport 2 hours ago. He had just been on an exhausting 13 hour flight from New York by Delta Airlines. It had only stopped over once in San Francisco. The flight had left at 8 am and arrived at 6 PM local time. He was suffering from exhaustion and terrible jet lag .What was even worse was that he had been invited or rather ordered to a dinner party at his Sponsor Marleena and Her daughter Ayesha's flat where he had to be in an hour's time at 8 PM on the dot! All he wanted to do was to sleep for the next 10 hours at least! What possessed him to come to this f-----g country he thought! He had never been out of the USA in his life and had only travelled on internal flights.He hardly knew where Norseland was and did not realize it was in the Pacific Ocean, thinking that it was somewhere in Europe next to Sweden! What was even worse was that the Women were all so big and muscular even bigger than him and he was an ex football player in his native Kansas, a quarterback! He had been met at the airport by his Sponsor Marleena .God She was huge and had such forceful personality, dressed completely in tight black leather. She had strode right up to him grabbing him by the hand and kissing him right on the lips pushing Her huge body into his right in front of his wife! She was followed by Ayesha who was only 16 and gave him along Welcome Kiss too, nearly choking him! As he thought about it he wondered how he had ever ended up in this country at all. It was his wife Honey who was desperate to go to Norseland . They lived in a small town in New York State called Oneonta in the Catskill Mountains.He worked as a lecturer in biology at the State University of New York. His wife worked part time in a local nursery .She has seen an advertisement for the NAS (Norselandic Admiration Society) in a women's magazine, advertising Norseland as a tropical paradise. She did nor even know where Norseland was on the map, thinking like Graham it was somewhere in Europe. They both came from the middle of the USA in Kansas from a small town called Salinas where they had met at the local Baptist church. She found him really handsome and the star of the local football team. They married in a hurry as she was desperate to move away from her parents,Eventually he had found a job teaching biology at SUNY in Oneonta and they had moved. She had managed to find Norseland in an atlas in the Pacific Ocean,which showed it to be near Hawaii, She had told Graham that she had never been out of the USA before and could they go on a holiday there? He replied in his usual arrogant way that he did not know where the 'God dam place was and she could go there on her own if she wanted' She then met up with a friend at work Laura who was a member of the NAS . Laura said she had a great time at the NAS and really recommended it to anyone.She had just visited a Norselandic restaurant in New York the Viking Heaven, where she had been to a barbecue where they had huge meals with every type of meat and line dancing. She also described how wonderful and sexy the Norse Men were with Their blonde hair dressed in tight black leather and Their huge muscles and members. Honey eventually told Laura that She wanted to go to a meeting of the NAS .They eventually went with Honey seeing it as a way of getting out of Oneonta and seeing the sights of New York 130 miles away. They found a hotel in New York where meetings of the NAS were held near the Viking Heaven. They stayed together in the centre of the city at the Days Hotel W94 St on Broadway. They went to a meeting one night at the conference room. There were at least 100 people attending almost all women desperate for a Norse Man ,having heard so much about Them and Their sexy reputation. The meeting was addressed by a Norse Man whose name was Kristen Vardstrup. He looked so gorgeous being so muscular and tall dressed in a Cow Person outfit of a leather jacket, gloves, leather hat, black silk scarf, skin tight leather pants and black shiny boots. Next to Him was His Partner Brigitte who was slightly bigger than Him, as Norse Women were nearly always bigger than the Men. They both looked very much alike with Their blonde pony tails, except that His bulge was between His legs whereas Hers was on Her chest! He talked all about the benefits of NAS membership including discounted prices at Norselandic restaurants, social events, the possibility of spending a night with a Norse Man or Norse Woman, courses in Norselandic and discounted holidays in Norseland!By the end she was totally transfixed and listened in respectful silence gazing at Him in adoration as Kristen spoke in excellent English that was better than most Americans. At the end she was desperate for the warmth of a holiday in Norseland and for the big arms of a Norse Man like Him .While He spoke she could not take her eyes off him especially His massive protruding member that was so visible under His leather pants!She had an orgasm by the time he had finished speaking and got his autograph .She also found out where he lived which was a city in Risero Province called Vokksehamm 60 KMS south of Lildestrom.She longed to see him again. After she saw him she could not forget him masturbating at night hoping Graham would not notice. She begged Graham to take her on holiday to Norseland. He kept moaning that he knew nothing about the ' God dam country except that all their women looked like Dolly Partons'.He also said the fare would be too high. She knew that he was very tight with money and said that as she was a member of NAS she could get there for only $900 each on Norse Air, her main reason for travelling being that she knew the stewards wore tight leather and might screw her senseless in the toilet while he was not looking! He replied that he was not prepared to travel on one of 'These God dam foreign airlines even if it was cheaper'. God he was so prejudiced she thought ! Before they bought their ticket they had to be interviewed at the Consulate in New York. She told him to dress as smartly as he could for the occasion as if he was untidily dressed They would not grant him a Visa .He did his best to look smart as they went to the Consulate near the hotel where she had stayed and met Kristen. The fond memories of Him made her wet with excitement. They were interviewed by a SIO (Senior Immigration Officer)Miranda Marsson .She was much taller than Graham with long flowing blonde hair dressed in a black leather uniform with a crop at Her side .He had never seen a Woman of Her stature before. She treated him like a little boy during the Interview. She had a wealth of information about him that had been gathered by the ROJ(Royal Overseas Judges) and the RIS(Royal Immigration Service) on Their massive Database. She knew all about his attitudes to women and his drinking problem .In fact the intelligence of the ROJ was so extensive that They could tell what he had for breakfast every day! As a result of the Interview She was given a Conditional Visa .This meant that while he was in Norseland his activities would be watched very carefully. He would be given a very strict Sponsor Marleena Strictlund in Lidestrom. She worked as a TO(Transport Officer) on the local bus service in Lildestrom supervising passengers making sure they behaved themselves on the buses and had the correct travel passes oe else! He would also have to report to his SO (Social Officer) Alexis Storgaard daily who would supervise his behaviour especially his drinking. He would also be controlled by a Judge Marissa Langvoll.They were known to be totally ruthless believing in absolute Zero Tolerance especially for Oslanders like him. He would be issued with a FIC(Foreigners Identity Card) and FAC(Foreigners Alcohol Card) in which his drinking would be controlled strictly only allowing him 24 units a week which was what he normally drunk in one evening !These Cards had to be produced on demand to SO Alexis and Judge Marissa.The slightest infringement of these Rules would lead to him receiving the same treatment as those Australian tourists.He would receive a Cropping and be sent on the next plane to the USA with just his underpants on and all his belongings left behind!(SEE PREVIOUS EPISODES). He was inwardly funning as She told him in no uncertain terms hat the conditions of his stay were. He wanted to argue with Her bur seeing Her size and physical superiority and Her forceful personality he did not dare argue .Like all male chauvinists he was really a complete coward. Instead he took his anger out on Honey as he drove back to Oneonta almost crashing the car on the freeway, 'That Norsi bitch! I don't want to go to that f----g country.You can go there on your own to that Fascist hole! You've always been a fascist just like your dear Daddy!' he shouted at her knowing quite well he would not dare say this to Miranda. (Her father had been a very right-wing Republican Senator in the Kansas Senate). He was sitting on the bed in the hotel in Lildestom fuming away, What sort of police state had he come to run by Women, where he had to report to some Social Worker every day, have some Police Woman and a Sponsor telling him what to do and if he disobeyed he was going to be thrashed and deported on the next plane out of the country with just his underpants on! As usual he took his anger on Honey whom he regarded, actually rightly, as a complete bimbo. What annoyed him about her was that he would attack the country while she would defend it! 'I don't know how long I can take it here Honey, this place makes Nazi Germany look like a holiday camp!' 'I think it's a wonderful country everything's so clean and orderly .The people especially the Men look so wonderful and the scenery is so beautiful. I could stay here for ever.'she replied. 'Well if you want live in an f-----g fascist state you can stay here! It's full of broads in leather telling you what to do! When we just arrived there was some broad in leather telling me and you to clean ourselves up! Who the Hell tells me that!' He was referring to IO Ruthie Luchisson who had walked on the plane as soon as it had arrived at the Airport in Vikingsborg.She walked straight up to him ,having been informed where he wasting and ordered him and Honey to present Her with their FIC and FAC's .She had also ordered them both to wash and clean themselves or else She would not admit them into the Nation. 'Well She was just doing Her job. Besides what's wrong with looking clean and smart, it's better than being scruffy as my old Daddy said back in Kansas!' 'You think everything about this f-----g country is great don't you? If they made you eat shit you'd do it you stupid bimbo!' He screamed at her. Just then the door opened. It was the Hotel Manager SHO(Senior Hotel Officer) Oguna Hugeavanger. She was the biggest woman he had ever seen in his life, having already met Her at reception. She was at least 2 feet taller than him and was nearly 6 feet across. She was wearing a tight leather jacket and leather skirt and knee length boots.She had short reddish blonde short hair. She carried a long crop in Her hand ready to beat any guest or employee who caused trouble! 'Mr. Simpson I can hear your voice right the other end of the corridor! Whats more you were shouting at your wife which is quite unacceptable in this Nation. If you lay a finger on her once more , you well feel My crop across your face and I can hit much harder than you can! You're on a Conditional Visa as I have your passport locked away, so you'd better behave yourself or else do you understand?' He did not dare argue with Her like all Norse Women. Yes ma'am!' he said scowling at Her. 'You address Me as S.H.O Hugeavanger!' 'Yes S.H.O Hugawanger' he said unable to pronounce it, bowing his head in fear. 'Your Sponsor Marleena has invited you and your wife to a party at Her flat. You will meet Her Daughter Ayesha as well as Her Daughter's Scholfriend Christine and Her Mother Peggy as well as an English tourist Stephen. 'You'd better be on your best behaviour!You are expected in an hour's time and She will come round to pick you up in her car. Now smarten yourselves up and get dressed properly!' He bowed his head in complete fear of Her as She stood right over him He read Her name badge so this time he would remember to say Her name correctly. 'YES S.H.O HUGEAVANGER!!!' Any comments please to Norseland@hotmail.com