CHRISTINE THE NORSE GIRL by Hamlet SUSANNA FINISHES OFF THE LAST UNRULY AUSTRALIAN TOURIST There was only one Australian tourist to take out Rob. The other Three Norse Women had just beaten Their victims senseless . Christine stood right over Her wretched victim Shane who lay there sprawled on the ground an unconscious heap. She had well and truly taken Her revenge over the tourist who had thrown a beer can at Her! Monika the BO (Bicycle Officer) stood right over Her miserable victim Barry who lay there too sprawled on the ground Her boot heel digging hard into his throat as he lay there groaning with pain.Morganna the SBP (Senior Bar Person) had just given a good hard beating to Her victim Glen who lay there a bloody broken mess after She had just smashed him hard in the ribs. It was now Judge Susana's turn to demonstrate Her Gym Kata fighting skills. Being a Judge and a member the RMJ (Royal Mountain Judges) She was effectively invincible as all Judges were. In fact it way a requirement of being a Judge that She had to be able to win every fight with the public and not only win but emerge unscathed and beat the victim until He/She was a cripple. If a Judge even had even a scratch on Her face (it is She because 85% of Judges are Women and it will soon be 90%) She was liable to immediate dismissal and being disgraced for life. Susanna had one more tourist Rob to beat .He stood three petrified and facing this tall powerful Norse Woman whom he knew could easily batter him senseless. He realised it was hopeless that he did not stand a 'snowball's chance in Hell' against Her. He knelt down before Her begging Her mercy and forgiveness. He knew that he not only faced a damned good beating at Her hands but also a thrashing from Her, as would the others, for forgetting his FIC (Foreigners Identity Card) and FAC (Foreigners Alcohol Card) After that he would be taken straight back to Vikingsborg airport with the three others to be deported straight back to Australia on the first plane with all their belongings left behind. He grovelled before Her as She stood before him majestically in Her shiny skin tight black leather RMJ uniform and high heeled boots. 'For Gad's sake oi didn't mean, it the others put me up to it! Please lut may gow beck to Australia, oil never cause any mote trouble ever again'!he wailed in his broad accent. 'No you won't, that's because I'm going to beat the crap out of you and then give you a damned good thrashing for forgetting your FIC and FAC and then throw you on the next plane back with your friends with just your underpants on and your passport stamped NEVER TO RETURN!' 'PLEASE NNNOOOOOO!!!!!' He wailed. 'Right you bastard .I understand from SBP Morganna that you called Our Nation a 'f-----------------country'.(SEE EPISODE 8) 'Om sorry ode dint maim ut!' he cried. 'Well I'm afraid that SBP Morganna here said you called this a 'f-----g country 'didn't he Morganna?' 'Yes he certainly did in fact he and his friends behaved like complete pigs inmy bar like most of these Aussies do!' 'Well Rob My Friend has said you used the term' f------g country' Well I'm afraid language like that is illegal here, unlike in your country where you swear all the time even in your Parliament! Swearing is banned and is illegal in Our Nation! 'Also you referred to Our Women as 'f-------g shot-putters'! 'Well its getting worse isn't it Rob? We know We are the strongest Women and people on earth probably stronger than any shot-putter, but We don't appreciate being called abusive terms "! You're in really big trouble Rob!' 'For God's sake I'm sorry!' he wailed. 'Well you're going to have to be punished Rob there's no escape! But to help you can choose the largest log available to hit Me with! We're in the middle of the forest in the Thorskull Mountains and there are plenty of log around. I will just use My feet and hands.' He got up, from the floor and did as She ordered knowing that even if he had the largest log in the world it would be useless against Her strength and power! He soon had the biggest log of all in his hand .He did not know what to do as he just stood there trembling with fear, The Three Norse Women laughing at his discomfort. 'If you don't attack Me with that stick then I will just have to hit you!' She moved straight towards him with the speed of a cheetah .She then swung upwards planting Her steel like right fist hard into his tummy causing him to puke as the vomit came streaming out of his mouth. At the same time his eyes bulged as he began to feel. the most dreadful pain. He gripped his stomach wrapping his arms around it and dropped right down to his knees AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! He roared continuing to puke all over the ground 'PLEAISS MERCYYYYYYYYYY!!! He groaned knowing he had no more chance against Her than he did a mountain tigress! 'It's not over yet buddy you're going to have to pay for your crimes!' She then took him by the collar with Her rock hard hand and lifted him right off the ground.. She then slammed another Gym Kata hard Punch Move into his belly cracking all his ribs . AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! CRAAAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!! He fell down onto the ground once more this time with his puke and blood going all over the ground What a disgusting sight !How dare he pollute the sacred Norselandic soil with his filth She thought ! 'How dare you pollute our sacred soil? Do you need help getting up?' She said as She pulled him up again by his shirt collar. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! he yelled as She lifted him metre from the ground with one hand. She released him just as She executed a powerful Left Hook Move that smashed hard into his nose. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! he screamed as his cartilage gave ay to Her mighty right fist . He fell down on the ground as tears flowed from his eyes as he screamed with pain.Blood ,bone and mucus fell from his nose onto the ground . AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! 'God that really feels good!' She said wet between Her thighs, as She stood over his prostrated body while he screamed with pain. She turned to the other Norse Women. 'The time has come to give these bastards a lesson before they are taken to the airport! Each one of Your prisoners deserves 6 strokes each for forgetting their FICS and FACS. I will start by thrashing this bastard's arse.!' 'Get their arses ready. I want them stripped naked over that tree trunk and ready for a no holds barred thrashing!' 'GET THE AUSSIE ARSES READY!' 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