CHRISTINE THE NORSE GIRL by Hamlet MORGANNA TAKES HER REVENGE ON AN UNRULY�� TOURIST Senior Bar Person Morganna stood right in front of Her Australian opponent Glen She was ready to take Her revenge on him and all other Australian tourists for the trouble they had caused at Her bar in Volinge Morganna's Bar .Being the Proprietor of the Bar and a SBP Herself She thought them a complete nuisance and had already administered several croppings to the tourists bending them right over the tables in front of the other customers. She could not wait for the time when Morganna's Bar would eventually be declared by Judge Susanna Sexton an AFZ. (Australian Free Zone). He was actually the largest of all the 4 Australians .He was a boxing champion back home. He believed that he was the champion of the area he lived in South Sydney. He had never fought a woman in his life .He was desperate to prove himself tough in front of his one friend Rob who was still conscious. At the same time he was really scared of her as She stood there with Her long blonde hair and tight black leather cat suit with the SBP badge a Bar Person being a long and honoured profession.. She wore a large name badge SENIOR BAR PERSON MORGANNA HELSSON THE PROPIETOR OF MORGANNA'S BAR WELCOME! 'Oim a boxing champ you Norsay bitch!' he shouted at Her .'Oi'll kill you!' 'More like a boxing chump! She laughed back wanting to make him feel so ridiculous. 'You're just a lump of lard! I imagine all the people you fought are lumps of lard even in worse condition than you! I'm going to get My revenge on you, you bastard. How dare you come into My Bar asking for kangaroo meat you ignorant Aussie hick!' He was becoming furious at Her taunts .He had to do something even though he knew it was hopeless surrounded as he was by Three tough Norse Women and having witnessed the fighting skills of Two of them Christine and Monika. She stood in front of him. She took a step towards him putting Her hands on Her hips smiling before him. 'Come on why you don't take a swing at Me as you're such a champ!' He made a move to lunge at Her throwing a right hook at Her face .She was so agile that She stepped out of the way with complete ease. He spun round after missing Her .She stood still laughing again at Her opponent. 'Come on see if you can catch Me!' He pursued Her around in a circle to the laughs and jeers of Christine, Monika and Susanna. He made two more attempts to lunge at Her but with Her agility She danced away from him as She easily moved Her body away from his fists. He looked so ridiculous as She effortlessly danced away from him Her long blonde hair bouncing off Her shoulders. 'You really are out of shape is this the best you can do?' He realized that Her strategy was to wear him out so that She could suddenly hit back.He decided to trick Her by faking a left hook that went slightly to the right of Her body. He thought that She would spin Her body to that side. Unfortunately She was not as predictable as he thought. As he lunged She stepped toward him and dropped a left Uppercut Move that landed just below his chin. His head snapped up and then back down when it was met by Her Right Jab. He let out a long scream of pain as he went flying backwards. SMASSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Christine shouted out. 'ROUND ONE TO MORGANNA!' Morganna began to dance from side to side as Christine began to play music from Her portable stereo. The blow he had received as well as the music disoriented him totally as he threw another blow that again She deflected easily She then suddenly unleashed a terrible series of blows to his face one after another. She threw a left to his nose, a right to his eye, a left underneath his eye and a right to the side of his eye He began to let out a cry of pain as his face was getting more and more battered with Her blows YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! He made another quite feeble attempt to fight back but again She deflected every blow easily and then began another series of rapid fire punches in the same places causing him even more agony as his face began to swell up like a balloon. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! He made another attempt at hitting Her but this time She just deflected each blow as if they were just bothersome flies. Eventually Monika shouted out 'ROUND TWO TO MORGANNA!' With there beginning of Round 3 it was clear that he had not managed to land a single punch on Her. This time Morganna was really enjoying Herself as She danced to the music that Christine was playing. Being an expert dancer and athlete as well She totally bewildered him as he looked up and could see Her leaping in the air. She decided to use a series of lethal punch combinations. She moved in and landed four blows hard into his stomach. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!! WAMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!! WAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!! WAAAMMMMM!!! He fell down on the ground clutching his poor violated stomach yelling. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! She then began dancing again and then pulled him up by the neck and gave him another punishing combination in the face. WAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM!!!WAMMMMM!!!WAAAMMM!! WAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM!!!! Blood and bones and teeth were now falling over the ground and it was clear he could not take much more if this. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! He was lying on the ground with blood pouring from his face. He made another pathetic attempt to take a swing at Her but failed again miserably She met the bow with head on punches right into his arms and hands causing him to wince with pain even more as he realized that he could not hit Her if he tried. She then began to punch the inside of his arms so that after a few blows he could hardly lift them he was in so much agony. He managed to get off the ground with great difficulty knowing that he could not stand a chance against Her. He made an attempt to run away but his way was blocked by Christine who stood right in front of him. Morganna came right behind him. He tried to resist but he was met by a series of blinding smashes to his arms stomach and face as She was clearly enjoying herself hitting him hard to the rhythm of the music. SMAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSHHHH!! SMASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSHHHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! He was now on the ground almost paralyzed all over .his face just a bloody mess his ribs cracked. unable to move his arms and his legs totally broken. Judge Susanna proudly held up Morganna's hand 'ROUND 3 AND TOTAL VICTORY TO MORGANNA!! Any comments to Noreland@hotmail.com