CHRISTINE THE NORSE GIRL 11
by Hamlet
MONIKA GIVES AN AUSTRALIAN TOURIST A DAMNED GOOD BEATING


Monika stood there ready to beat Her Australian opponent Barry to a complete
pulp. He had dared to insult Her for calling Her a Sheila while She was on Her
bike and he was in his car.

As a BO(Bicycle Officer) She was used to dealing with troublesome tourists in
the Flisborg area in particular Australians and Americans. She had only
recently taken a drunken American tourist out of his car and take him to a
clearing behind a tree and beaten him until he was an unconscious bloody pile
using Her amazing Gym Kata and Ball Busting skills.

She continued to hold him hard by the throat in Her leather clad hand digging
Her fingers into him as he winced with pain.

YOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

He knew there was no escape as Four mighty Norse Women Monika, Christine,
Susanna and Morganna surrounded him on all sides barring his escape .He had
just seen the terrible beating his friend Shane had received from Christine
and he knew that he was in for the same treatment himself!

'Right you're going to pay for calling Me a Sheila you Aussie bastard! No one
ever calls me some abusive Australian term for women and gets away with it!'

'I'll help you to fight Me. Here's a stick! Why don't you hit Me with it you
piece of shit?'

She threw a long stick at him to enable him to hit Her. He felt that with this
stick he could hit Her. What a complete idiot he was!

''I'll kill you f-------g Norsi harridan!' he screamed trying to impress his
two mates Glen and Rob who were still conscious.

She easily dodged out of the way as She moved to the side. She kicked hard
with Her steel like leg hard into his belly executing a brilliant Belly Kick
Move. He doubled up in agony puking all his beer out on the ground. His eyes
bulged as he grabbed his belly rolling in the floor in agony.

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

She stood right over him.

'Come on you poor thing let Me help you up!'

He rose from the ground totally dazed still clutching his broken ribs.

With instant precision She slammed Her rock hard fist hard into his stomach.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

CRAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

He fell down onto the ground once more squirming in complete torment.

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

'Is this the best you can do? You're bloody hopeless!'

She picked him up from the ground as he began to wail with pain like a little
baby.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

'NOOOOOO MMMOOORRREEE!!!! PPLLLLEEEAASSSEE!!!

She held him a meter up in the air. He tried to struggle but it was hopeless.

'So you want Me to stop do you poor thing!'

She gradually released him as She drew Her left fist right back. She then
executed a perfect Left Hook that went crashing hard into his nose.

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!'

It was the only sound he could make as his cartilage gave way to Her iron clad
fist as blood came spewing right down in torrents going all over Her lovely
shiny black leather jacket.

She let him slump once more on the ground this time screaming as the blood and
mucus came down from his nose went all over the ground.

'Look what you've done to My lovely leather jacket!'

'I'M SSSOOORRYYY MISSSSSSSS!!!!' he wailed hysterically.

'How dare you not address Me correctly. It's Bicycle Officer Monika
Ballbaaster!'

'YESSSSSSS BOICYCLE OFFICER MONIKA BAWLBUSTER!"' he yelled unable to pronounce
it correctly.

'Look I'll be very kind and give you the chance to escape.Come on get up!'

He staggered up blood still pouring right down from his nose onto the ground
and clutching his broken stomach. He really was stupid enough to believe She
would ever let him go free!

She was now beginning to feel an explosion in Her body as Her thighs were
going wet with the excitement of the Beating.

As he walked past Her, Her left fist commented hard into his face

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

'How dare you pollute Our Norselandic sacred soil with your foreign Aussie
blood and mucus!'

He fell crashing onto the ground once more clutching his face as blood was
being dispensed all over the ground some of which was going all over Her
gorgeous calf length boots!

'You really are pissing me of now with your disgusting blood and puke going
right over My wonderful high heeled boots!'

She picked him up once more from the ground this time by his arms feeling him
so weak and pathetic compared to Her.

He could hardly stand up as he was now puking blood and vomit in front of Her.

'I will make it a little easier for you to breathe! Watch the birdie!'

She then moved Her left hand in a circular lotion .He just stood there gazing
not knowing what to do.

She carried on moving Her hand up and down as he waited for Her to strike.

With terrible force She landed a Right Cross move that went straight across
his mouth .The blow was so terrible that it caused all his front teeth to come
flying out

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

He fell on the ground yelling with pain as more blood and mucus came onto the
ground.

Like a flash of lightning She took him by the shirt once more breaking his
fall completely this time coming from the right again. She landed another
Right Cross that landed hard onto his chin.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

That went straight across his mouth. The blow was so terrible that it caused
two more teeth to come flying out

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

More teeth came out of his mouth together with blood and spit and vomit as his
broken body lay on the ground under Her boot heel.

She pushed Her boot heel hard into his crotch standing right over him
demonstrating Her incredible strength to him

'I think the time had come to bust his balls Susanna!' She said to Senior
Judge Susanna who stood next to Her.

'Certainly he shouldn't be allowed to go back to Australia in possession of
his bollocks!' She smiled.

With one terrible move She ground Her boot heel hard into his testicles as She
could hear the sound of his broken balls.

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!

He let out an ear piercing shriek that could probably be heard right across
the woods and even frighten the wild animals!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Eventually the pain was so excruciating that he lost all consciousness. He lay
there a boldly broken unconscious heap beneath Her razor sharp heel.

Christine moved over to congratulate Her putting Her arm right round Her.

'I just really love beating Aussies don't You?'

'Oh I love it Christine, they got exactly what they deserved!'

It was now SBP (Senior Bar Person's) Morganna's turn to do some Beating. She
moved right up to the third Australian Glen.

'You had the rudeness to demand kangaroo steak when you should have known
before you came to This Nation that we don't have any kangaroos You deserve a
damned good beating for your ignorance and rudeness!'

He stood there feeling so wretched and weak compared to Her busty muscular
body.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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