CHRISTINE THE NORSE GIRL
by Hamlet
SUSANNA, CHRISTINE, MONIKA AND MORGANNA CONFRONT SOME DRUNKEN AUSTRALIAN TOURISTS


Christine and Monika went bounding forwards determined to wreak bloody revenge
on these Australian tourists .They hoped to give them such a beating that it
would be a lesson to all Australian tourists in The Nation that they could not
come and cause trouble as they liked.

Hopefully Monika wanted to it to lead to a complete ban on Australian tourism
.She hoped that the Norselandic Premier Patricia Ingvoll would warn the
Australian Prime Minister John Howard that if such behaviour continued there
would be a complete ban on all tourism followed by sanctions against
Australia!

They bounded up the mountain at full speed with Monika slightly in front
demonstrating just what cycling champions they were .In fact They were going
so fast that they overtook a motorist on the way who looked in amazement at
the sheer speed They were going and Their incredible calves and muscles .It
was as if the determination to take revenge had gripped Them totally!

They were soon inside the community of Voslinge (In Norseland any urban area
of less than 1000 is called a community not a village, over 1000 a town and
over 100,000 a city).

It was a community of just over 300 nestling right under the Thorskull
Mountains. The whole community was based on tourism especially skiing and
there were two ski lifts some of the highest in the world. .The main street
consisted of hotels, restaurants and bars and of course an excellent skiing
shop .It was full of tourists and Christine could spot many Japanese who of
course were so impressed by the excellent facilities .Unlike the Australians
they were very well behaved obeying the orders of Judge Susanna at once,
especially as they knew they were so small and weak compared to these
Norselanders especially the Judges.

Monika cycled straight to the RMJMO (Royal Mountain Judges and Mountain
Officers) HQ .It was by far the most imposing building in the community larger
than any other building .As expected. Monika being a BO (Bicycle Officer)
could walk inside with Her Pass.

They went straight into Judge Susanna's office shown there by a JSO (Judge
Support Officer) Leif Ereckslund .Both Monika and Christine admired His huge
bulge that went right forwards in His skin tight leather pants.

Susanna met Them at Her desk dressed in the RMJ uniform of skin tight black
leather cat suit and knee length boots and leather gloves. She had short
blonde hair and a lovely tanned complexion .Like all Judges She had a dazzling
array of armoury around Her waist ,mainly used to beat Australian tourists
mercilessly, including whips ,knives, canes, a truncheon as well as handcuffs.

She gave Christine a long Welcome Kiss.

'Good to meet You Christine .I know you want to get Your hands on those
Aussies so do I. In fact I'm thinking of making the whole of Volinge an AFZ
(Australian Free Zone).'

Thank you so much Judge Sexton I really do desperately want to practice My Gym
Kata skills on them!'

She turned to Monika.

'I know where they are now .They are at Morganna's Bar causing trouble. I have
told Her to keep them there and not to throw them out which She is quite
capable of doing .She is big strong Senior Bar Person(SBP) who does not take
any shit from Oslanders at all especially Aussies !'

'We will go over there now. There is a camping area behind the bar where You
and Christine and Morganna as well can fight them and beat then to a pulp.'

'After that I will handcuff them all and arrange fort a helicopter to take
them all back to Vikinsdborg Airport where they will be deported to Australia
with just their clothes on and all their luggage left behind.'

'Christine as You suffered the most harassment form them I want you to fight
them first talking on 1 of them and then followed by Monika, Morganna and I
will beat the last one!'

'Certainly Judge Sexton By the way Judge Sexton is Stephen the Oslander all
right? I know MO Roxgaard took him to the Medical Center. I am his Sponsor and
I hope has not suffering!' said Christine.

'That's another thing I wanted to talk to you about Christine .At the moment
he is in the MS in a coma being cared for by NO(Nursing Officer) Delilah .He
has been through a terrible experience suffering from mild hypothermia and
shock He was nearly savaged by a grizzly bear and could have been killed!'

'In future You as his Sponsor are not to bring him a weak Oslander like him to
the Mountains .He is much weaker than you are as you know .He lives in London
England where as you know there are no mountains anywhere near.You are a
champion cyclist as you are at all sports Christine .You must not judge him by
Your standards!'

'In future as a Judge I forbid you to bring him to the Mountains cycling ever
again You can bring him to do mild walking in the foothills. You are also not
to take him skiing as this is even more dangerous than cycling and he could
easily be killed or maimed for life .Like so many other Oslanders especially
Japanese their strength and skiing skill are not up to Ours . That's all he is
capable of. That's an Order Christine. If I or any other Judge see You putting
him through any more exertions You will be arrested at once .is that
understood?'

Christine bowed Her head in complete submission knowing that the words of a
Judge were Law.

'Right let's go now to Morganna's Bar .She is waiting for Us.'

Meanwhile the 4 tourists had staggered out of their car and were headed for
the Bar. It was a really smart place with a bar and restaurant inside and
tables and chairs outside from which diners could have a wonderful view of the
ski lift and the mountain Helgashora that rose 2500 meters high .It was now
full of skiers in their rubber and leather ski outfits as well as mostly
Japanese tourists having their enormous lunches, mainly of huge venison
steaks, chips and salad and enjoying themselves.

The bar was supervised by SBP(Senior Bar Person Morganna Helsson .She stood 6'
tall in Her shiny black leather BP outfit with Her knee length boots, black
leather jacket gloves and silk scarf, cane in hand ready to crop any customer
who caused trouble at all. She was not going to stand any nonsense at all from
these Aussies as She stood there at the entrance crop in hand. Her 2 BPs Nikki
and Rors also were quite happy to crop any tourist who caused trouble!

The first Australian whose name was Shane walked up to the bar obviously drunk
.He could only face Morganna because he was so drunk.

'Oi Shelia Give muy and muy mates a bottle of Fosters each! We're b----y
thirsty!' he said in his strong Aussie accent.

The next one whose name was Barry came behind him

'Yeah and we want some Fosters or Castlemaine, we're not drinking eny of thet
Norsay pisswater!'

'I'm sorry but we only save Norselandic beers Volssons or Jahlsborg' replied
Morganna putting him in his place.

The third one whose name was Glen shouted out.

'Yeah and wuy want some kangaroo steak too!'

'We don't serve that either.We serve delicious venison whose taste would be
lost on a hick like you' She said quite curtly.

'What dow yeah serve in this f-------g country, even the sheilas all look like

f------g shotputters!' said the fourth one whose name was Rob.

'Yes and perhaps you would like to face Us shotputters!' said Susanna as She
stood towering behind all of them in Her black leathers. To Her right stood
Christine and to Her left Monika all ready for action.

She strode in front of them asserting Her authority.

'I am getting very tired of you drunkenness, rude behaviour and insults to Our
Nation.I am Royal Mountain Judge Sexton. I intend to deport you from Our
Nation with your passports stamped never to return. You will be sent back on
the next plane to Australia with just your clothes on .If you hate Our Nation
so much its best you leave as soon as possible!'

'However you have insulted Two of our Norse Women which is unforgivable .You
threw a beer can at this Norse Girl Christine Spiteful hitting Her on the
legs. You also insulted this Norse Woman BO Monika Ballbaaster by calling Her
a Sheila You have also insulted this Bar Person Morganna Helsson by behaving
rudely in Her bar .All Three of Them want Their revenge !'

'Right you 4 Aussies!.Come with Me!'

'LET'S GO OUTSIDE NOW!''

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