CHRISTINA LEADS THE JUSTICE LEAGUE INTO BATTLE IN CHINA by Hamlet Justice Christina moved up to the Chinese captain on the speedboat. As she stood next to him it was clear that she was taller and almost certainly much stronger than him. He gazed up in fear at this rubber clad figure with huge protruding breasts and rippling muscles and with her mouth the only part of her anatomy that was visible It was clear that he had never seen a Woman of her size and strength in his entire life! 'So, you want a fight, do you? Why don't you threaten me with that gun? After all you were threatening my colleague with a gun!' "Su�'yǐ, nǐ xiǎng dǎji� , du� ma? Nǐ w�ish�me b�y�ng n� bǎ qiāng w�"ixi� w�'? B�j�ng, nǐ y�ng qiāng w�"ixi� w�' de t�ngsh�! He did not know what to do He then held his gun pointing it straight at her. 'You put hands on head or I shoot!' "Nǐ bǎsh�'u f� ng z� i t�u sh� ng, f�'uz� w�' kāi qiāng!" She moved her hands up to her head pretending to be scared of him. Then with one move she kicked her boot right up in the air pointing straight at his testicles. It hit its mark at once. He yelled as he felt the terrible blow and his testicles being smashed completely. CRAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! He rolled on the floor of the speedboat clutching his testicles in total agony. She stood over him smiling in triumph! She then drove her boot heel hard into his throat! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Eva Cheung the Asian Amazon moved in next. She was fed up with these soldiers pointing them guns in her face. She was determined to show her fighting skills to her Norselandic colleagues. She grabbed hold of the first guard by the collar. With one move she drove her smashing it hard into the next soldiers face. He bellowed in agony. CRAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! As the fight was going on Christina decided to contact Senior Commander Cynthia. On the QGS Penthesilia 'Cynthia it's me Christina. Our speedboat has been stopped by the Chinese Navy. We are fighting back but we are bound to be attacked by helicopter gunships, as there is a massive naval. presence here! Cynthia det er meg Christina. Hurtigbaaten var er stoppet av den kinesiske marinen. Vi kjemper tilbake, men vi kommer til aa bli angrepet av helikoptervaapen, ettersom det er en gegnheill marine. tilstedev�relse her 'Don't worry Christina . I will send in two Fricka helicopter gunships 'They will blast any plane or ship that even tries to attack you! I have worked out your position from radar They will be along in about twenty minutes!' 'Ikke bekymre deg Christina. Jeg vil sendaa inn to Fricka-helikoptervaapenskip. De vil sprenge ethvert fly eller skip som til og med proover aa angripe deg! Jeg har regnet ut din stooddu fra ratsjaa De vil v�re med om omtrent tjue minutter! 'Thank you so much Cynthia Your assistance would be appreciated!' "Tusen takk Cynthia Din addstodd vil bli satt pris paa!" It was Aron's turn to show his fighting skills next. He dragged one of the Chinese towards him. The Chinese looked in terror as he could see the mighty fist of this Norse Man about to go smashing with full force hard into his face. Aron was an expert Face Smasher! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! yelled the soldier as Aron's mighty fist drove forwards. It smashed hard into his face like a steel cricket bat. It went straight through his mouth knocking out all his teeth. Teeth blood and bones came flying out! CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHH!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! The soldier flew up in the air across the deck of the speedboat clutching his bloody mouth screaming for all he was worth. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! It was now Colette's turn She wanted to show off her fighting skills by beating up 2 soldiers. She wanted to prove to Aron who was in fact her Partner, that however strong he was he was still not as strong as this Norse Women. She ran towards 2 of the soldiers screaming the Valkyrie Yell just to put the fear of God into them! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! She leapt up in the air! Her boot heel connected with the jaw of the first soldier. He literally took off in the air landing in the river nearly 2 metres away YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! With lightning speed, she brought her fist hard into the stomach of the next. He doubled up in sheer agony as she could feel every one of his ribs breaks. He doubled up in agony as he went flying right across the speedboat CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Once more she had proved that she was a wonderful fighter! Christina then received a call from Lady Essex in Guangzhou 'Christina come quickly We are under attack from a whole unit of the Army! We have managed to kill about twenty of them with the guns we have taken from the dead Police but there are more coming they're like ants!' 'Christina kommer raskt Vi er under angrep fra en hel enhet i h�ren! Vi har klart aa drepe rundt tjue av dem med kanonene vi har tatt fra det doode politiet, men det kommer flere som de er som maur! 'Don't worry Lady Essex Commander Cynthia is sending in helicopter gunships to destroy our enemies !' 'Ikke bekymre deg Kona Essex-sjef Cynthia sender inn dyrla vaapenskip for aa oodelegge vaare fiender HELP IS ON THE WAY! HJAALP ER PAA VEI! Any comments to norselandic@hotmail.com