Pastor Chineera
by Hamlet



Pastor Chineera could not stand dirty places in particular dirty pubs. She did
not drink alcohol at all and would only drink fruit juice. She occasionally
went out with friends She used to work with as a senior nurse before She
became a full time Pastor.

She went to this pub in Canning Town with Her former friends and found the
place absolutely filthy -there was ash all over the tables and Floor and it
was clear the tables had hardly ever been cleaned. There were dirty glasses
everywhere-it was revolting! She had just come back from the gym where She was
a Senior Ftness Instructor and was dressed in a tight black leather jacket,
leather gloves and skin tight leotards and calf length boots.

She decided to do something about it and walked over to the landlord. He
looked pretty filthy himself dressed in smelly old jeans and a tee shirt She
grabbed him by the neck and dragged him over to the table. She would make an
example of him right in front of Her friends.She held him in the neck and
throat grip-one of the most painful tortures of all. He was literally crying
like a little baby with pain. She dug Her nails hard into his throat and neck
and enjoyed every moment of it.She shouted in his face.

'Look here you bastard I can't stand dirty pubs so you had better get this
place cleaned up. I will give you until tomorrow and if the place has not
improved to My standard not only will I break glasses and chairs but I will
break you up as well.Do you understand?

'YYYESSS ''he cried.

You address Me as Pastor 7BS!'

'Yes Pastor 7BS- and do you know what the 7BS are?'

'NNOOO PASTOR 7BS!!

Beautiful, Bestial, Bitter Black Bloodthirsty Bossy and Brutish!

NOW REPEAT!!

. BBBESTIAL BBBBITTERR! BBLOOODTHIRSTY BBOSSYYY ABD BBERUTTISH

'You missed two out ! She screamed.

BBBBBEAUTIFFUL!!! he stuttered as She dug Her sharp nails into his neck and
throat.

One more !She screamed

He just about remembered.

'BBLACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK'

Don't forget as every time I see you will repeat it. You get one wrong and you
get a good hard Belly Punch-understood!

'YYESS MADAME PASTOR 7BS'

She had put the fear of God in him .She then turned round and saw 2 bastards
standing by the snooker table. She walked straight over to them.

Right you bastards Would you like the same treatment?

Nnnoo' they mumbled.

She grabbed both of them by the throat .She then gave the first one a ringing
slap across his face.

SLAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!

He yelled out in agony and almost fell to the floor.It was like being hit by a
cricket bat.The other one then tried to leave, but it was hopeless.She was
furious with him for trying to escape from Her .She gave him 2 hard slaps
across his face

SLAPPPP SLAAAAPPP

He fell down on the floor yelling in agony.

'Right from now on you are barred from this pub-I don't want to see you within
10 yards of this place ever again. NOW GET OUT!!!

YYYESS PASTOR 7BS!!'

She had never seen 2 men run as fast in Her life- one of them nearly tripped
as he ran out of the door.

She went up to the landlord again and grabbed him by the neck.

'This place had better be spotless by tomorrow evening or I will not only
break every bottle and glass but will break you as well-is that understood?

YYESS 'he stammered out of his wits with fear.

YES WHO?'

YES PASTOR!!!'

AND WHAT ARE THE 7 BS?'

Beautiful, Bestial, Bitter Black Bloodthirsty Bossy and Brutish!

With that She I strode out ready to pay another visit to this place of
iniquity!

TO BE CONTINUED Any comments to norselandic@hotmail.com