Big Mama Gia by Hamlet Gia the third of the Supa Sistas had decided to become a fully trained Corrective Therapist. She learned it from a Tutor, a Black Woman called Grace who was a true Dominatrix, really big and strong, and was a professional bodybuilder. Gia first of all passed the first part of the course in Therapy in dealing with patients' personal and emotional problems. Then She learned from Grace more about the intricacies of physical punishment, of the noble and skilled art of torture on another person, so that they felt the most excruciating agony! Corrective Therapy was based on helping the patient in a caring way, while at the same time putting the patient through extreme pain. It is about correcting dirty habits such as drug abuse, as well as depression, by literally beating them out of the patient. Every Session begins with a discussion with the patient identifying their needs. Then a plan is put in place by the Therapist with an appropriate punishment is decided -- it could be a mild caning if the patient is suffering from depression, to a no-holds-barred thrashing if the patient is, for instance a paedophile, where the object might be to maim the patient for life. To be a good Corrective Therapist like Gia, one has to be very kind and loving, but at the same time totally ruthless and vicious. One also has to be very strong like Her, and have a Fighting qualification of some sort, preferably a black or yellow belt karate, but to combine this with the utmost loving care. Gia or Big mama Gia as she was known, worked fulltime as a Corrective Therapist. Her work actually involved dealing with people who were a problem to themselves, such as alcoholics, and unfit mothers, or people who are basically criminal, such as those who annoy and harass their neighbours. She was now looking to extend Her patients. She would certainly like to include the entire town She lived in as patients. She believed that really everyone needed Corrective Therapy -- only some people needed it more than others. As a confirmed Penecostal Christian and Churchgoer, She believed that everyone was a potential criminal and everyone had problems. As it says in Romans 3;23 'All have sinned and fallen short of the Glory of God'. She believed that CT was by far the most effective Therapy possible. The Therapist was entitled to be as violent as necessary to the patient, even to the extent of maiming him/her or if necessary breaking every bone in their body. CT, unlike other therapies, was then based on the simple premise that the Therapist is right and superior to the patient, who is wrong and inferior in Every way. It was as simple as that. If the patient was right he/she would not need to go to the Therapist in the first place! It is far more responsible Than any other therapy as the Therapist assumed complete control over the Patient's life. The Therapist did not believe 'it's up to the Patient' as most modern irresponsible Therapy believes. As a practitioner of CT, She had no use for methods such as AA (Alcoholics Anonymous).What on earth was the point of sitting around telling other people your problems? The point these people who are at AA didn't realise is that it was only through pain -- and usually extreme pain -- that their alcoholism can be cured. What was worse, AA believed that there was no cure for alcoholism. Read the pamphlet 'Living Sober'; page 7: 'Alcoholism is an incurable fatal progressive disease'. What nonsense! CT believed that the alcoholic could, and would, be cured or else! If he/she were given the choice between giving up drink or a lifetime of beating and torture he/she would give up drink. The point was to kill the desire. If the alcoholic began to associate drinking with pain, he/she would eventually begin to hate the drink and avoid it altogether. She had a good mind to go to the next AA meeting and take it over. She believed it was on Wednesday night; She planned to go there personally and tell that bunch of losers to stop this useless 'treatment' and sign up for CT as Her patients! "Don't worry you alcoholics, drug takers and depressives out there! I'm coming to get you. After my treatment you'll lead a Godly, Righteous and most importantly SOBER life!" NEXT EPISODE THE TREATMENT OF AN ALCOHOLIC Please send comments to norselandic@hotmail.com