Bethany domination by Hamlet Ginger, where's Bethany Ngwabo?" Stephen asked the statuesque blond standing near the entrance of the women's basketball court. "Has She left already?" "No Steve," she replied." Bethany said to tell you that She had some business to take care of and, if you want, you could wait for Her Here and She'll walk him with you." "Business? Oh, you mean..." The look on Her face when he said this indicated to him that he was on the right track. "Uh, and where is She conducting this*business*?" "I'm not sure Steve, but you might check out the parking lot in back of the gym." "Will do Ginger, and thanks." Business? (He just loved Bethany's euphemisms) . He walked behind the gym and looked around. SMACK! HE heard an all-too-familiar sound coming from an isolated corner of the parking lot. As he approached, he heard another. POW! And then, WHACK.A large boy came flying out from behind and landed on the asphalt; he didn't get up. "Bethany?" he called out. "I'm over Here Stevie." WHAM! SMASH! PUNCH! Another equally large boy crash landed near the first; in pretty much the same condition. He peeked behind the car and saw a scene that would have amazed him a few weeks ago but seemed downright commonplace now. There was his powerful, beautiful Nigerian Girlfriend holding two more boys up by their shirt collars - the one in Her right hand was almost completely off the ground. Bethany had Her long, beautiful brown hair in a braid with a pretty pink ribbon tied on the end of it. "I'll be with you in a minute honey," She said in the sweet voice She always used when speaking to him,"just as soon as I've finished with these *gentleman*." She turned back to them and, in a stern voice said, "All right boys, I understand you and your friends are running a nice little extortion operation Here in school -threatening the weaker students with beatings unless they give you money. Well, I'm putting you boys out of business as of right now. If you need money so badly, get jobs." Stephen watched in awe as Bethany then bonked their heads together several times, then told the barely conscious boys, "I'll expect you to return all of the money you've already taken to their rightful Owners by Friday...or else!" She banged their heads together one last time before releasing them; they both slumped to the ground. "Well, that's that." She looked down at his trousers and smiled...but said nothing. Bethany walked over to where Stephen was standing and took his hand. "Come honey-bunny (it never ceases to amazed him how this amazing Girl can be so tough one moment and so gentle and 'girlish' the next) let's go." They passed by the gym again and Ginger waved Bethany over. As the two basketball stars - and friends -engaged in a rather lengthy conversation, Stephen thought back to how different things were only a few short months ago. Then, Bethany was an obese, 310 pound girl with no friends (excluding of course) in school. Many of the students even went out of their way to tease and insult Her; Ginger being one of them. Then Bethany turned Her fat body into an incredibly powerful,230 pound, muscular fighting machine; and everything changed. They hugged each other, waved good-bye and Bethany returned to Stephen. "Well sweetie pie, how was your day?" "Pretty normal Bethany. I saw you had a fairly busy day though." "You heard those boys? Well, they had it coming to them. Imagine, threatening to beat up other kids if they didn't give them money." "I also noticed Bill Warren (the heavyweight wrestler) walking around with a black eye." "Oh that wasn't today Steve," She giggled,"I gave him that yesterday. He called Suzy, a girl in My English literature class, a slut because she wouldn't go out with him. I told him to apologise to Her and he refused. SoI Took him aside and *reasoned*(another priceless euphemism) with him until he reconsidered." We walked on in silence for a few moments and then he asked, "Bethany, don't you think you might be overdoing this 'female avenger' thing a bit? I mean how many boys have you beaten up since Tim Morgan?" She thought about that for a minute. "Well, let's see...with the four today, plus Bill from yesterday, that makes...twelve." "Twelve? You've beaten up twelve boys in the last month? "I think so, if I've counted correctly. What's your point Steve?" "My point? Well, it's...you know...I..." Bethany stopped walking and turned to face him. After a moment of thought she put Her massive, 17inch arms around him and gave him a long, passionate kiss. "I think I know what your problem is Steve; you and I need to talk." She led him over to a near-by park. We walked to a secluded area and sat down on the grass. "Honey," She began, "you've noticed the enormous change that's taken place in Him over the past few months. I've completely transformed Myself from being a very fat girl with almost no self- confidence, to a strong, powerful Woman who knows what She wants and how to get it. This is now and it's the way I'm going to be from now on. The old Bethany is dead. The only good thing about being who I was, was you are the most wonderful person in the world. Someone who loved him even when I weighed over 300 pounds; you. You stood by Him then and I'll stand by you now...forever.' "When I see boys like those today who try to extort money out of others just , I will intervene; . I won't abuse My strength and fighting abilities but I will use them to protect the people I know and like; and, in your case, love. Steve, you know well enough to know just how 'girlie' I can be. I cry at the sad parts in movies, giggle at almost anything funny and don't have to tell you how much time I spend on My hair. That part of him did not die and never will.' "But when I see boys picking on weaker kids I remember the years of abuse I had to endure when I was fat. I feel it's my duty to help them -and now I can. Did you know know that incidents of trouble in school areless than half of what they were last year?I plan to eliminate it entirely. I don't seek trouble Steve, but I won't run away from it eitHer. In camp this past sumhimr they taught us not to run away from the problems we'll face in our lives but to meet them head-on and overcohim them; and that's what I'm going to do." Bethany noticed hewas looking down at the grass so She took Her long, braided hair and playfully wacked him across the face with the end of it a##'couple of times, giggling as She did. For some reason he responded by trying to wrestle Her; big mistake. She not only outweighed him by at least fifty-five pounds but was probably at least three times stronger than him; and She knew it. His massive Black Amazon girlfriend teased him as they struggled on the grass (that is to say I struggled, she was laughing the whole time).Bethany was obviously enjoying this no end. Finally, fter toying with him for a few minutes, She wrapped Her awesome thighs around his waist and forced his hands together to where She could grab Both of HIS thumbs with just Her left hand. Try as he might, he couldn't break free. Then, with Her free right hand, She took Her long braided hair again And began to whack him back and forth across the face; laughing hysterically. "Hey there macho man,you think you're so tough? Well, I can beat you up with just my hair; tee, hee, hee." PLEASEEE BETHANY MERCYYY!!!! Any comments to norselandic@hotmail.com