ANNIKA AT THE RESTAURANT
by Hamlet



Stephen was sitting opposite his new Norselandic girlfriend Annika. He had
only known her for just over two hours when she had asked him at the Clarendon
Hotel, where he worked as a waiter, to go out with her to an Indian
restaurant. They were now sitting together at the Milaad Tandoori in Deal in
Kent, his home town. What surprised him even more about the evening was that
she was going to pay for everything stating that in her Nation it was
considered insulting to a woman to expect to be paid for by a man as if she
was just a prostitute and that women always paid for me, the opposite of what
happened in this country.

Annika then moved over to sit next to him and put her arms around his
shoulders She then gave him a long slow Deep Throat Kiss holding him in a
strong grip in her powerful hands. She carried on kissing him with her tongue
penetrating deeply down his throat mouth fucking him, until the main course
arrived

She held him tightly by the neck in her hands with her long razor-sharp
fingernails as her tongue penetrated right down his throat to his tonsils. She
was almost choking him as she sucked out the saliva from his mouth while her
jaw clamped down on his in a vice like grip making it almost impossible for
him to breathe.

'Stephen this is a Deep Throat Kiss or Dyp Halskyss in Norselandic which one
of the participants' tongues touches the partner's lips or tongue entering
right down their mouth almost choking them. It is a slow passionate kiss that
is usually considered to be intimate, romantic. erotic and deeply sexual.

'A DH stimulates the partner's lips, tongue and mouth which are sensitive to
the touch. We consider the practice to be an intense source of pleasure. The
oral zone is considered one of the principal erogenous zones in the body.'

'Stephen in our relationship I want to teach you all about the basic
techniques of DH or Deep Throat Kissing, so I can be doing it to you most of
the time and almost choke you senseless.'

She then abruptly stopped kissing him as she said she felt so starving hungry
and longed for the Bangladeshi food arrive. She looked again at the menu to
see what else she could order.

Just as she was reading the menu her mobile phone rang. It was her friend
Kristina, who was quite clearly keeping an eye on them and treating their date
as something that was so threatening and dangerous to her. It was something
she which she could not tolerate at any cost, just as nether her not her
friends could not tolerate it. They had never associated with a subhuman
foreigner or 'untermanskor oslander' before or even worse to eat foreign food.

'Annika it's me Kristina how are you getting on with that foreigner?'

'Annika det er meg Kristina, hvordan har du det med den utlendingen?

Annika could hear the sounds of her school friends laughing and giggling in
the background.

'Look Kristina just leave us alone for God's sake. He's a lovely person very
pleasant and we're about to eat in this Bangladeshi restaurant which I'm going
to enjoy and I will of course pay for.'

'Se Kristina, la oss bare v�re i fred for Guds skyld. Han er en deilig person
veldig hyggelig og vi skal spise paa denne Bangladesh veitingastaduursom jeg
kommer til aa glede meg over og jeg selvfoolgelig vil betale for. '

' 'I know he almost certainly does not have a forty five centimetre cock like
Hans and Jarre. but unlike you I don't judge boys by the size of their
genitals! Unlike you I believe there is more to life than being penetrated and
more to sexual relations than intercourse. I love Norse boys too like you but
it's also lovely to have a change and to eat curry which is also change from
my usual food!'

' Jeg vet at han nesten helt sikkert ikke har en foortifem centimetre kuk som
Hans og Jarre. men i motsetning til deg doommer jeg ikke gutter etter
stoorrelsen paa kjoonnsorganene deres! I motsetning til deg tror jeg det er
mer i livet enn aa bli penetrert og mer til seksuelle forhold enn samleie. Jeg
elsker norroone gutter ogsaa som deg, men det er ogsaa deilig aa ha en
forandring og aa spise karri som ogsaa er endret fra min vanlige mat! '

'I'm sorry Annika I didn't mean to upset you. I just don't understand why you
as a Norse Girl from the greatest country on earth are associating with a
subhuman foreigner.'

'Jeg beklager Annika, jeg mente ikke aa irritere deg. Jeg forstaar bare ikke
hvorfor du som en Norse jente fra det stoorste landet paa jorden forbinder deg
med en undirmennsk utlending. '

'By the way I really loved the way you dealt so forcefully with his Boss!'

'For opvrig elsket jeg virkelig maaten du haandterte sjefen hans med!'

'Oh, him I loved putting my hand down that bastard's groin and squeezing his
testicles. I told him I was going out with Stephen now and if he continued to
bully him he would lose possession of his testicles!'

'�...a han jeg elsket aa legge haanden ned paa den j�velen i lysken og klemme
testiklene hans. Jeg fortalte ham at jeg skulle ut med Stephen naa, og hvis
han fortsatte aa mobbe ham, ville han miste besittelsen av testiklene sine!

'I'd love to beat him senseless Annika. Why don't we take him outside tomorrow
and you can twist his testicles, Hans can smash him in the nose, Jarre can
break his ribcage with his mighty fists and I can throttle him and using my
razor sharp nails can break his neck!'

'Jeg ville elske aa slaa ham vettloose Annika. Hvorfor tar vi ham ikke med i
morgen, og du kan vri testiklene hans, Hans kan knuse ham i nesen, Jarre kan
bryte ribbeina hans med de mektige nevene, og jeg kan strupe ham og bruke
knivskarpe negler kan knekke nakken hans!

'We must do that tomorrow. It would be such fun! Anyway, Kristina I am
famished and what's more it's rude to talk Norselandic when Stephen can't
understand a word we are saying'

'Det maa vi gjoore i morgen. Det ville v�re saa gooy! Uansett, Kristina jeg
er sulten, og det er mer uhooflig aa snakke Norse naar Stephen ikke kan
forstaa et ord vi sier.'

Annika then turned to me and held me tightly in her fingerless leather gloved
hand

'I'm so sorry my sweet darling Stephen that was my friend Kristina who is
constantly calling me. As you know I can't switch off my mobile phone in case
Ms Toughaard wants to call me Kristina is fascinated by our relationship and
I'm afraid she does not want me to see you at all! She hates the thought of us
being together and for me to see a foreigner and wants to break us up at all
costs. Don't worry sweetheart with God's help our relationship will endure in
spite of all the conflicts and difficulties we face!'

She then shouted at the waiter again.

'Hurry up with the drinks and food. I'm parched and starving! Bring us two
shandies at once!'

Annika turned to speak to me as she held me in her powerful arms.

'Sweetheart I was speaking to my very strict teacher and supervisor Ms
Toughaard. She told us we could have more freedom now we were in England. Yet
I am afraid she is quite angry with me for seeing a foreigner like you without
her permission. I'm afraid we Norse Women are not allowed by our laws to
associate with foreigners unless we have special permission. We not allowed by
law to have intimate sexual relationships with foreigners.'

Stephen began to feel really depressed.

'Does that mean Annika I can't see you any more?'

'Don't worry Stephen sweetheart. I promised Ms Toughaard on the mobile that I
would-be back at the hotel before 11 PM. I also promised to introduce you to
her tomorrow. I told her you're a clean respectable person. I assured her that
she would like to meet you even though you were a foreigner.'

He felt so reassured that he was so fearful that their relationship was going
to end and knew he would miss her so much.'

'Ms Toughaard said she would normally order me back to the hotel immediately
and give me a damned good cropping for not telling me about our relationship
but as we are in England and we are on holiday although I am studying on this
occasion, she would show mercy. I have to return to the hotel by 11 pm or I
would get one stroke for every minute I am late! You must understand Stephen
she is our teacher and supervisor and she is very strict.'

'I said thank you so much Ms Toughaard and asked her to show me mercy and
forgive me of my misdemeanours. I told her that I really like you and wanted
to spend my time in England with you and begged her to have mercy on me as a
sinner and begged her for mercy. '

'She said that as I was a very good pupil she would forgive me for this once.
She told me that all intimate sexual relations between us were strictly
forbidden and that we cannot have intercourse at all. However, I don't worry I
will do everything else to you including giving you lots of Deep Throat
Kisses. We will have a wonderful time together and our relationship will be
like one you have never experienced!'

'Doesn't worry I am sure you will pass the interview with her Just make sure
you are smartly dressed and clean all over before you meet her. Also make sure
you treat her with deference respect and obedience at all times. If she
decides you are not suitable she may punish us both and forbid me to ever see
you again. She has told us to enjoy our meal even though we are eating foreign
food and make sure we are on time to see her tomorrow.'

Annika then turned to him and held him by the crotch.

'Sweet darling Stephen I am so happy we have met and you are my partner now.
Your relationship with me will be so different from those English women those
stick insects or 'stokk insektor or floor mops 'etasje mopperen' as we call
them. I love that American Black comedian Cocoa Brown whom we love in my
Nation and is now an honorary Norselandic citizen. I really laughed at her
comedy sketch where she holds up a floor mop and asks how can anyone want to
have sex with that? Also, we love that other American Black comedian Monique
who also ridicules weak skinny women.'

'You are now in a relationship, with a powerful Norse Girl stronger than you
whom will be in control in our relationship. I believe I am an expert on
sexual relations and will guide you and teach you all the methods of giving
your partner pleasure. I will know what you want and understand before you ask
for it. I will be your l new lover and your surrogate mother.'

She kissed him again giving him once more the Deep Throat Kiss

She held up a glass against his.

'Here's to our relationship sweetheart.'

Just then the Bangladeshi waiter brought in the food on a trolley sweating as
he wheeled it in with the chicken jalfrezi, meat Madras, a king prawn
vindaloo, two pilao rices', two naans, six poppadums' as well as the two
shandies.

She shouted at the waiter who was now being worked off his feet.

'Bring us two orange juices and two more naan breads Hurry up and serve us
properly and if you want trouble I will give you trouble. Don't worry I will
inspect your kitchens later!'

'Yes, certainly madam I will bring in more orange juices and more naan bread
'he whined in fear of her

Suddenly there was a call. It was from Ms Toughaard.Stephen became confused.
Why was she ringing now when she had already given Annika permission to see
him? Maybe Annika had been lying to him.

'Annika it's Ms Toughaard here. Did you ask permission to eat at some Indian
restaurant with a foreigner?'

'Annika, det er fru Toughaard her. Spurte du tillatelse til aa spise paa en
indisk veitingastaduur med en utlending? '

'I am very sorry Ms Toughaard.I thought we could have more freedom now we are
in England. This foreigner is actually a very pleasant man and is very clean
so I thought you would approve of him. I will introduce him to you tomorrow. I
am sure you will like him and agree to our relationship. I promise you we will
not have intimate sexual relations!'

Jeg er veldig lei meg frooken Toughaard. Jeg trodde vi kunne ha mer frihet naa
som vi er i England. Denne utlendingen er faktisk en veldig hyggelig mann og
er veldig ren, saa jeg trodde du ville godkjenne ham. Jeg vil introdusere ham
for deg i morgen. Jeg er sikker paa at du vil like ham og godta forholdet
vaart. Jeg lover deg at vi ikke vil ha intime seksuelle forhold! '

'Normally Annika I would order you back to the hotel now and give you a damned
good cropping. As we are in England and holiday and on this one occasion I
will show you mercy, You will return to the hotel by eleven PM or you will get
one stroke for every minute you are late, Do you understand?'

'Normalt Annika ville jeg bestilt deg tilbake til hotellet naa og gitt deg en
forbannet god beskj�ring. Mens vi er i England og er paa ferie, og ved denne
ene anledningen vil jeg vise deg barmhjertighet. Du kommer tilbake til
hotellet innen klokka elleve. Ellers faar du ett slag for hvert minutt du er
sen, forstaar du? '

'As you are a very good student Annika I will forgive you. Remember that all
intercourse is forbidden with him or you will be sent back on the next plane
to be sent to a Detention Centre. You will report to me immediately after
school with this English boy at one pm at the hotel tomorrow. If I decide he
is not suitable for you I will forbid you from seeing him ever again. Enjoy
your meal even though you are eating foreign food that I do not approve of and
make sure you are on time to report to me tomorrow with this foreigner!'

. 'Da du er en veldig god student Annika, vil jeg tilgi deg. Husk at alle
samleier er forbudt med ham, eller at du vil bli sendt tilbake til neste fly
som skal sendes til et interneringssenter. Du vil rapportere til meg
umiddelbart etter skoletid med denne engelske gutten klokken 20 paa hotellet i
morgen. Hvis jeg bestemmer at han ikke passer for deg, vil jeg forby deg aa se
ham igjen. Kos deg med maaltidet selv om du spiser utenlandsk mat som jeg ikke
godkjenner, og soorg for at du er i tide til aa rapportere

'Please forgive me for my misdemeanours Ms Toughaard and I beg for mercy. I
really like him and I want to spend the rest of my time in England with him!
Thank you so much you are such a wonderful teacher!'

Tilgi meg for ugjerningene mine Toughaard, og jeg ber om naade. Jeg liker ham
virkelig, og jeg vil tilbringe resten av tiden min i England med ham! Tusen
takk for at du er en saa fantastisk l�rer! '

I LOVE YOU PASSIONATELY MS TOUGHAARD!

'JEG ELSKER DEG LIDENSKAPELIG FRU TOUGHAARD!'

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