THE STRICT TEACHER MS TOUGHAARD by Hamlet � Annika held me tightly by the neck as Her tongue went right down my throat Her tongue almost choking me as She drew out the saliva from my mouth as Her jaw clamped down hard on mine, making it almost impossible for me to breathe. 'Stephen this is a Deep Throat Kiss or SHK Stark Hals Kyss in which one the dominant participants ' tongues touches the submissive partner's lips or tongue, entering their mouth. It is a slow, passionate and sometimes painful kiss which is usually considered intimate, romantic, erotic or sexual.' Just then the Bangladeshi waiter brought in the food sweating as she ordered him to move fast as she was so famished. He wheeled in the chicken jalfrezi, a meat Madras, a king prawn vindaloo, two plain rices, one pilao rice and 6 papadums. She shouted at the waiter 'Bring us two more orange juices and I want two naan breads as well! Hurry up and bring it immediately or else if you want trouble I'll give you trouble!' She yelled at him determined to work this poor waiter off his feet. Suddenly there was a call from her teacher Ms Toghaard.Annika began to sweat in fear. 'Annika its Ms Toughaard here Did you ask my permission to go out to a restaurant with an oslander?' 'Annika det er Ms Toughaard her fikk du spoorre min tillatelse til aa gaa til en restaurang med en oslander?' 'I am very sorry Ms Toughaard I thought we could have more freedom now we are in England.I promise I will be back in the hotel before eleven pm.I also promise to introduce him to you tomorrow.He's a very clean respectable person I assure you and I know you will like him.' 'Jeg er veldig lei meg Ms Toughaard jeg tenkte vi kunne ha mer frihet naa er vi i England.I loofte jeg vil v�re tilbake paa hotellet foor elleve pm.Jeg lover ogsaa aa introdusere ham til deg i morgen.Han er en sv�rt ren respektabel person jeg forsikrer deg, og jeg vet du vil gillar honom.' 'Normally Annika I would order you back to the hotel now and give you a damned good cropping for not telling me but as we are in England and you are on holiday on just this occasion I will show you mercy. You will return to the hotel by 11pm or you will get one stroke for every minute you are late! Do you understand?' 'Normalt Annika ville jeg bestille deg tilbake til hotellet naa og gir deg en forbannet god beskj�ring for ikke aa fortelle meg, men som vi er i England, og du er paa ferie bare denne gangen vil jeg vise dere barmhjertighet.Du vil gaa tilbake til hotellet ved elva pm eller du vil faa ett strook for hvert minutt du er sent! Forstaar du?' 'Thank you so much Ms Toughaard please forgive me for my misdemanours and I beg your mercy.It's just that I really like him and want to spend my time in England with him.please have mercy on me!' 'Takk sa mye Ms Toughaard tilgi meg for min samfunnsarbeid og jeg ber om miskunn.Det er bare det at jeg liker ham og oonsker aa bruke min tid i England med him.please ha barmhjertighet med meg!. 'As you are a very good pupil Annika I will forgive you this once.remember that all intercourse with him is strictly forbidden ! You will report to me immediately after school with this English boy at one pm at my hotel .If I decide he is not suitable for you I will thrash both of you and forbid you to see him ever again.Enjoy your meal even though you are eating foreign food and make sure you are on time to see me tomorrow! 'Som du er en veldig god elev Annika vil jeg tilgi dere denne en gang .erinraa sig som alle samleie med ham er strengt forbudt! Du vil rapportere til meg umiddelbart afeter skolen med denne engelsk gutt paa etta pm paa hotellet.Hvis jeg bestemmer meg han ikke er egnet for deg vil jeg bessegra dere begge og forby deg aa se ham noen gang again.enjoy maaltidet selv om du spiser utenlandsk mat og soorge for at du er paa tide � se meg i morgen!' 'Thank you so much Ms Toghaard you are such a wonderful teacher!' 'Takk saa mye Ms Toughaard De er slik en fantastisk l�rer!' Any comments to norselandic@hotmail.com