ANNETTE THE BANK WOMAN AND SECURITY GUARD 

EPISODE ONE MY FIRST MEETING WITH ANNETTE


I realised I was becoming a hermit now that I was nearly retired. I was no
longer interested in seeing people at all or going out or leaving the house or
making small talk that made out I was interested in anything but my misery.

Yet there was only one thing that brightened up my day. It was a Black Woman
who seemed always to sit next or opposite me on the train to work. I just
could not help thinking about her all the time. What was more if the seat was
vacant next to me she would always sit next to me? In many ways her appearance
was so stunning that no one could miss her. She was incredibly tall and strong
Her physique. She had straight black hair that was probably a wig. I also
noticed her high cheek bones that made her face look do large and formidable.
She wore the bank uniform and I could tell by her scarf that she worked for NW
Bank. She always wore a long shiny leather trench coat high heeled boots and
long leather gloves. I had a nickname for her Miss Worry as in many ways she
was so scary in appearance and demeanour I was afraid to talk to her.

One day She . had spoken to me for the first time and was not sure how to
respond.

'Oh hello 'she said pushing her large body against mine. I notice you are
always starring at me. Why don't you try speaking to me? I know I am a big
woman bit I'm not that frightening!'

All I could say as She approached me was

'Well it's just er I thought it rude to speak to strangers especially women!'

'Absolute and total nonsense!' She said intimidating me completely with Her
tall frame and power and strengthen of Her voice.

'You English are so reserved especially your women! We're all strangers until
we meet! How would you meet a woman at all? Of course you can speak to women
especially Me as I'm such a jolly friendly person! By the way you didn't tell
Me your name.'

'Well er its Stephen.' It was impossible to argue back with Her as She had
such a forceful personality.

'Well Stephen can you guess which country I'm from?'

'Er Nigeria?

'That's what everyone says I'm from Ghana! You know where Ghana is don't you?'

'It's in West Africa not that far from Nigeria between Ivory Coast and Togo.'

'That's amazing! So you do know something about geography!'

'I spoke to this woman the other day .She asked if I came from Nigeria as if
all Africans come from Nigeria. I felt like giving her a dammed good slapping
for saying that!'

'Lovely you meet you Stephen Anyway I feel so happy having someone to talk to
Now we can meet on the train every evening .I want you to say 'Good evening
Annette' and don't ignore Me or I will be very cross! I go to work in the
evenings and it's so dull travelling all on my own so we must travel together.
When you're going from work I'm going to working. In my country it's
considered very rude to ignore people and given My size and build you can't
ignore Me can you Stephen?'

'No I can't Annette. You are very big if you don't mind me saying so.'

'I know I'm big bigger than almost everyone and certainly much bigger than
you! Also I look even bigger with My hair piled high and My lovely new high
heeled boots that look really stunning don't they Stephen? 'She said knowing I
had no choice but to agree with Her always.

'You also like my stunning shiny leather coat. I bet that gives you a turn on
too! Do you like women in leather?'

Yes I do Annette.'

I was now sweating as her questioning was so intense.

'Tell Me the truth Stephen. I bet you think of me all night long don't you
playing with yourself? Tell Me the truth you can't sleep thinking about Me!'

'I do think of You Annette.'

'You're really sweating Stephen.! I know you are afraid of Me. Tell Me what
sort of work do you do?'

'Well I err work in the Tax Office Annette'

'That's lovely Stephen perhaps I can visit you at work and you can fill out My
tax return for Me!'

'Well err Annette that might be difficult as it's confidential and I don't
deal with your tax affairs.'

I could feel Her losing Her temper.

'Stephen I said I want you to help Me fill in My tax return so you well help
Me won't you?'

'Yes certainly Annette 'I said not daring to argue with Her at all.

'And what sorry of work do you think I do?'

Looked at the sheer size of Her as She towered over me.

'Err are you a Police Woman Annette?'

'No I'm even tougher than that! Have another guess!'

'Are you a security guard?'

'That's quite right I work as a security guard and a bouncer in the evenings
and work at the NW Bank as a Manager during the day. I really enjoy beating
people up it give Me such a thrill being victorious over My opponent and I've
never lost a fight in My life.I love the sight of My opponent's blood and
seeing them beg for mercy! Don't worry Stephen I'm not going to beat you up
though I could do it easily with one hand you're so small compared to me!'

'I know I am Annette you look far stronger than me'

'I love fighting and bodybuilding Stephen! At the gym I love to display My
wonderful muscular Black body that is far beiger than the men's bodies as they
are really just a bunch of weeds. You ought to come to the gym and see My
muscles you look as though you need it!'

'I would love to Annette'

'Stephen why don't you come to the pub where I work? It's in Holloway Rd and
you can watch Me in action dealing with troublemakers. The pub used to be a
really rough place but ever since I worked there no one even dares talk too
loudly. I believe in absolute zero tolerance!'

She moved up to me almost opining me right against the wall.

'Stephen I think you have such a sweet face and lovely nature. I want you to
be My partner and spend every day with Me. I think you are a lonely person and
need someone like Me to take care of you like a mother. I also want a
relationship with a kind and sensitive person like you'

'I would also like to fondle you now. I know it's a public place but we're in
the dark and no one can see us. Could you take down your trousers and show Me.
I really want to feel you!'

I hesitated at first but She moved against me looking really threatening.

'STEPHEN OPEN YOUR TROUSERS THIS MINUTE!!!