ANDRULLA BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF TWO AUSTRALIAN TOURISTS IN BANGKOK by Hamlet Andrulla Her friend Kassidy and the Norselandic tourist Gabrielle stood in front of the four Australian tourists ready to confront them and beat the living daylights out of them at the Simmun bar in Bangkok It was situated in Banglamphu.This was the main area where backpackers would flock to which was reputed to have the best nightlife in the city. The main street was crammed with restaurants, shops and bars and clubs some of them decidedly dodgy and rough. The bar itself lay the other side of the main street .It was a faintly small place but dark inside. As They entered all the eyes of the crowd looked straight at Them as They were so much taller and bigger than anyone else and were also all dressed in black leather to make them look even more stunning Andrulla had changed for the evening into Her leather basque hot pants and calf length boots. This time She decided to look even more stunning by wearing a studded collar and long leather gloves. To complete the effect She carried a pair of handcuffs around Her waist. As She walked in the corridor at the hotel new Joes Guest House She met Kassidsy. She too was looking stunning dressed totally in red leather with a leather basque and hot pants exposing Her stunning Black body. Just like Andrulla to make Herself look even more stunning She wore thigh length boots that really made Her look so tall and majestic. They were met at the door by Gabrielle She was staying at another hotel the Siam Oriental .She too looked really impressive too in shiny lack leather wearing skin tight leather bra that really exposed Her huge breasts, skin tight leather trousers, leather gloves. knee length boots with 6" heels that really made Her look the complete Valkyrie Glamazon She was! Gabrielle had suggested they try the local beer Changs. She had heard heard it was very strong. . 'I'd love to I'm so thirsty I could drink a whole lake' Kassidy had replied in Her loud voice conscious of all the stares as She was the only Black Woman there. They had sat down to drink on a small table together. Yet as They were sitting down They became conscious of screams in the corner of the bar. 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!PLEASE HELP ME!!! 'What the Hell is that noise?' said Andrulla. 'I don't know but I'm going to have a look!' said Gabrielle. All three of Them walked over to the corner of the bar. In front of Them They could see four big heavy men confront what looked like a woman. They looked even closer and could see that the person was naked and it was actually a boy. It was in fact a Lady Boy a boy dressed to look as pretty as a girl. The tourists all Australian were ripping his clothes off in front of everyone in the bar and really enjoying themselves. Gabrielle walked straight up to them furious at their behaviour. '.I would suggest you leave him alone now you Aussie pricks!' One of the Australians with a huge beer gut went up to Her breathing beer fumes in Her face. 'So you're a Norsi bitch I can tell by your accent !You Norsis are f------g everywhere! Why don't you f------ off back to Norseland blondie 'Yeah vy don you leaf us alown and go bark to Norseland?' said the other trying to imitate Her accent. 'I'd love to fight these arseholes. I'd like to take on two of them and beat the shit out of them! said Andrulla absolutely livid. 'And I'd like to take on one and beat him senseless and crush him under My big booty! 'said Kassidy desperate for a fight. 'Yes and I'd like to beat the other one black and blue for calling Me a Norsi bitch and imitating My accent!' said Gabrielle red in the face with rage and yearning for a fight. Andrulla walked up to two of them displaying Her enormous stature to them. 'WHICH OF YOU ARSEHOLES CAN I TAKE ON FIRST?' She walked up to the two biggest ones of alll with huge fat beer guts. She noticed that they were right in the middle of the dance floor. With no warning at all She began to dance cavorting across the floor. The four Australians gazed in amazement admiring the sheer size of Her muscles. 'Cur look at that Sheila she looks like she spends err life in the gym!' 'Look at them hips never seen muffing like it!' She carried on dancing while staring at to of them and smiling. She was swaying Her curvaceous hips and running Her hands up and down Her gorgeous muscular female body. The seductive look on Her lovely face held them men in a trance as they watched Her move in such a sexual and, lustful fashion. When She felt they were distracted enough and could not concentrate and not expecting anything, She attacked. Raising Her right booted leg in a ballerina type move, She suddenly snapped it forward and slammed it into the first man's in a front kick. "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!" YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!' He was caught totally off guard and flew across landing on his back of the bar. She quickly brought her leg down and kicked backwards with a back kick that landed with the force of a mule. Into the second man "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!" YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! The sole of Her bare foot drilled him the stomach and he was knocked backwards a few feet, before dropping to his knees, gasping for breath in abject agony The first guy had managed to get up and was on Her right and coming at Her. Her smooth, tanned right leg swung up and around in an arc kick and the blade of Her powerful bare foot with its 6" heels caught him on the right side of his jaw. "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!" YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! She heard his jawbone break, which was followed by a loud scream. He collapsed on the ground, holding his jaw and whimpering. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! The second guy had just about managed to get up. He was about to deliver a punch to Her head hoping She would not see when She raised Her left arm and blocked it. The heel of Her right hand slammed into his chin"SMACK!" snapping his head back. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! She quickly grabbed his arm. She had blocked and twisted it around, forcing a scream from his groaning mouth, and him to bend over trying to ease the pain. Her knee came up and smashed into his outstretched arm, breaking it at the elbow "CRACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Another scream escaped his mouth before he grabbed his broken arm and slumped to his knees with tears in his eyes roaring in agony. Two of them lay on the floor of the bar groaning in abject agony as a huge crowd had gathered round in amazement at Her incredible fighting skills She moved over to Gabrielle and Kassidy who were both so eager for a fight. 'Gabrielle this bastard called you a Norsi bitch!' 'I cant wait to pulverise him Andrulla!' Gabrielle turned straight towards him. LET ME BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOPU YOU AUSSIE SHITHEAD! Any comments to Norseland@hotmail.com