AMY THE DEBT ENFORCER PREPARES TO TAKE ON A DEBTOR AND THE CYPRIOT MAFIA WITH MY MOTHER YVONNE by Hamlet Amy the Manager of the HBOS (Halifax and Bank of Scotland) in Ilford East London sat at Her desk in her office ready to send out a final demand She sat there looking so stunning with Her auburn dark hour .Her handsome rather than beautiful; features, Her lovely tanned skin .She was wearing Her Bank uniform of a silk blouse. Leather jacket and leather skirt and high-heeled leather boots .Like my Mother Yvonne whom She had grown up with She was a top class bodybuilder and martial atrs fighter never having lose a fight in Her life. . She had a Final Demand letter in Her hand that She was about to deliver personally to the owner of a Greek Cypriot restaurant Stavros Theodorakis *HBOS 84/86 High Road, ILFORD 1G1 1BU *HBOS will change its name to the Bank of Domination from October 1 2007. Dear Mr. Theodorakis FINAL DEMAND!!! I demand that you pay Me £20000 now .I will be coming to your restaurant at 8 PM precisely to collect payment with My Colleague Debt Enforcer Ms Yvonne Edwards. Payment must be made immediately either in cash or by cheque though any cheque must be supported by evidence that you have the funds available. If you do not pay Me at once then We will take immediate step to take possession of your property that will involve you and your belongings being forcefully evicted from the premises with all your belongings being thrown on the street I have exhausted My patience with you and I am absolutely furious with you so you had better pay or you face very serious physical punishment that could lead to you being hospitalized for the rest of your life. When I visited you when you were in financial difficulty. I personally arranged a loan for you I told you the money was due in two weeks with 15% interest. The interest would go up every day afterwards that the money was late. I told you at the time there would be trouble if you were late paying Me. You assured Me that you would pay at once. Two weeks passed and you were not able to raise the money to repay the loan. . A month went by, and you still had not been able to pay the Bank.' What is more you have failed open a business and personal Account and transfer your Mortgage with HBOS.I have also checked your Accounts .I have found out that you have income from the restaurants and other undisclosed income which of course I would like to know about. I have now estimated your annual income at well over £100,000 a year. I have also estimated the turnover of just your restaurant at well over £15000 a week. The HBOS would of course like to have all this money. NOTICE TO CUSTOMERS HBOS will be taken over by the Bank of Domination from October1 2007 to become the largest bank in the world. In addition we can offer you an excellent service far better than any other Bank in the world. We will offer you; *A business start up pack *Free consultations with me or our Business Advisor Ms Parker who is an expert in finance and advises businesses throughout the Essex area * A low interest BD Business credit card. *Low interest loans should you wish to extend your business or open more restaurants. *Free gifts such as free holidays and gifts if you take out a BD Loan. * Free advertising and promotions for your restaurant. Advertising and printing all paid for by the BD! You must accept that these are excellent benefits unrivalled by any other bank. I am urging you to close your Account with bank and to open an Account with the BD at once. I hope you will comply with My wholly reasonable request. However if you fail to return the forms I have sent to you and open an Account and Transfer your mortgage at one I will have no alternative but to take a more physical approach. I look forward to hearing from you. YOURS IN ANGER AMY SIBLEY THE MANAGER WARNING YOU ARE SERIOUSLY AT RISK IF YOU DO NOT ACCEPT A GENEROUS OFFER TO YOUR PERSONAL HEALTH AND SAFETY. Amy had decided to do some research on Theodarakis himself. She was particularly interested in all this undisclosed income. From Her expert financial knowledge and accountancy training She knew how to read a Bank Account and work out what exactly was a person's real Income. She had strong suspicions that some of his income came from illicit and criminal activities. She then accessed the Police database to see if He or any of his brothers Achilles and Dimitri had criminal records. She was right as usual! She looked at the Database and found out that he and his 2 brothers were heavily involved in the Cypriot Mafia and criminal activities in particular drug running and money laundering and child prostitution. So some of this money from the restaurant was being used to finance crime! Looking at his biography She found out he was heavily involved in the Mafia in Cyprus in Larnaca where he was born. She was determined to deal with this bastard! This war on the Theodorakis would combine the BD's Operation Open an Account and Operation Kill All Criminals all in one What an excellent result for Her! He had decided to phone Her before the attack on the restaurant began. 'Is thata Madama Sibleya?' he said obviously dreading Her call in what appeared to be a broad Cypriot accent. 'Oh Stavros how good to hear from you at last! Have you decided to pay Me the money now and to open an Account?' 'I pay when I wanna!I No wanna open Account with your banka! You cannot threaten me!' 'Oh yes I can Stavros! You're going to hand over your money to the Bank. In fact because of your criminal activities I have decided to take over your restaurants and sell them all you bastard!' 'If you comma to my restaurant I bringa all my friends they breaka your legs!' he shouted. 'I'm sorry Stavros it's the other way round. I'm coming round to your restaurant with My Friend Ms Yvonne Edwards and by the end of today you will all be cripples and you Stavros may probably be dead!' 'You canna do this!' he shouted though She could hear the fear in his voice as he knew She meant what She said. She then asked my Mother Yvonne to call into Her office. She soon arrived She looked stunning as usual dressed totally in black leather wearing a shiny new cat suit and high heeled boots. They both kissed passionately' 'Yvonne We have a dangerous Mission ahead. We're going to fight the Cypriot Mafia and take over a restaurant. It will be a fight to the death that will end up with us taking the restaurant over. The bastatrd of an owner has openly refused to pay his debts to the Bank and to open an Account as I told him to and what is more is a criminal. These people make the East London gangsters look like boy scouts! ' 'I can't wait Amy .I would like to bring My Daughter Joanna and Her Friend Michelle as they both want to be Debt Enforcers just like Us! 'That would be fine. Bring Them along!' 'LET'S BEAT THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF THESE BASTARDS!' Any suggestions for the next episodes to Norseland@hotmail.com