AN AMERICAN COUPLE IN NORSELAND FORCED TO GO TO A DINNER PARTY by Hamlet Jim was taking his shower at the Hotel Valhalla in Lildestrom, Norseland feeling angrier than ever about these ' f------g Norsi btches'.They were the bane of his life! Every single one of them had totally humiliated and overpowered him. It started with that bitch at the Consulate in New York where they went for their interview to obtain a Visa. SIO (Senior Immigration Officer) Miranda had treated him like a little boy, even stipulating how he should behave in Norseland and even how much he could drink. Three Women his Sponsor Marleena, Judge Marissa and SO (Social Officer) Alexis now controlled his life, telling him exactly what to do even telling him that he had to go to a Dinner Party whether he like it or not! Then there was that officious bitch who got on the plane as soon as it landed Immigration Officer Ruthie who told him he could not enter Norseland unless he cleaned himself up and threw his jeans away. Now there was another Norse Woman the Hotel Manager Oguna who told him not to speak to his life so loudly and that if he ever laid a finger on Julie his wife she would strike him with her crop. The bloody cheek of it the Norsi cow! Then there was Marleena herself who had stuck her tongue down his throat and ordered him to go to her Dinner Party as soon as he arrived at Vikingsborg airport. Finally there was her daughter Afhild who was only 16, younger than his students, who had grabbed him as if he was just an animal and pushed her tongue down his throat forcefully. Who the Hell did she think she was the dirty little tramp! He decided it was time to take a stand! He was not going to be bossed around by these 'Norsi bitches' any more. He had had enough! After all he was a tough guy and a biology teacher! He was an ex football player! He was the best player in his high school team in Salinas Kansas, scoring more touchdowns than anyone else! He was so good he was even considering becoming a professional player with the Kansas City Chiefs where he would be earning far more money than as a biology lecture at the crummy university SUNY in Oneonta in upstate New York! He decided he would take a stand now. He would refuse to go to Marleena's Dinner Party this evening! Why the Hell should he go to some goddam dinner party ! What was the worse that was going to happen? Surely the Judges could not arrest him just for that! Even if he was deported, he did not mind, even if it meant he would get a Thrashing by Judge Marissa, have to leave his entire luggage in the hotel and be sent back to the USA on the next plane with just his underpants on! What he planned to do was to let his wife Julie go to the f---g Dinner Party on her own. She loved Norseland so much and kept going on about sexy Norse Men all the time dressed in leather with their enormous Cocks so let her go! He was dead tired and knew that if he went those Norsi Bitches would boss him around all evening .Besides he didn't like foreign muck anyway. He only wanted to eat hamburgers steaks and fries. For all he knew these god dam Norsis ate horse meat which explained the size of the Women! He would instead ring room survive and order hamburger and fries and some American beer such as budweiser .Then he would have a lovely long sleep as he was bloody knackered! He got out of the shower with just his bath towel around him. Julie had taken another shower in the other bathroom .He had to admit this hotel was spotless by American standards It was only two star but it was cleaner and more comfortable than any American four star hotel . He noticed that Julie had changed and was looking far more attractive than he had ever seen her. It was clear she was looking forward to this evening, with the possibility of being debauched by two Norse Men Markus and Rolf at once who would put her through a heavy Cocks and Leather Session right in front of their Partners! 'Jim you'd better hurry up and change! Marleena will be round in 10 minutes She is arriving at 8 PM sharp. I know as a member of NAS (Norselandic Admiration Society) that they're really fussy about time in this Nation!' 'Well I'm sorry I ain't going to this god dam Dinner Party and mix with those f---- Norsis and eat their god dam whale or horse meat and smorgasboard whatever they damn well call it and listen to them talking about aerobics, surfing and skiing all the time!. I'd be bored senseless! 'I'm staying and ordering a hamburger and fries and a bud on room service. You can spend the evening with those god dam Leather Men. I just hope you take your sixpack as I don't want to look after a god dam half cast Norsi kid!' 'Look Jim we've got to go or Marleena will be furious. She might report you to Judge Marissa or she might get physical with you herself. You might be an ex football player but you don't want to get the wrong side of her. If you play with fire you get burnt as my dear old Daddy back in Kansas said!' 'F-----k you're dear dead old Daddy in Kansas. I'm staying here! They can kick me out of this f------g fascist state. I just wanna get back to Oneonta where I can do what the Hell I like! 'Jim Oneonta is nearly 5000 miles away! We're in the middle of the Pacific Ocean!' Just then the phone rang .It was Oguna the Hotel Manager Julie answered the phone. 'Hello Julie it's Me SHO(Senior Hotel Officer) Oguna. Marleena your Sponsor is at the Reception ready to take you both to her flat.' 'I'm terribly sorry SHO Oguna I'm ready but Jim isn't feeling too well ,do you mind if he stays behind and orders a meal in the room? I think he wants burger and fries and some American beer.' 'I'm sorry Julie that is totally unacceptable and he's not having room service at all. What's more we don't have any American beer anyway. We only serve Norselandic beer.' 'I want him down here in 5 minutes or Marleena is going to come up and collect him.' Julie turned to Jim. 'I've just spoken to the Hotel Manager Oguna and she wants you dressed in 5 minutes or Marleena is going to come up here and collect you.If I were you I would get dressed .You know these Norse Women always win! 'She can do what the f----k she likes! I ain't going to a god dam Dinner Party and that's final! I don't care if they report me to the Judges.This country's mad! What other f-----g country in the world do the Police arrest you if you don't go to a god dam dinner party! This whole country a f-------g madhouse! I wanna go back to Oneonta on the next plane!! 'he screamed. Suddenly there was a knock on the door .Julie answered the door. It was Marleena! What a formidable sight she was too! She was at least one meter taller than her probably more and also taller than Jim. She was dressed in a tight leather jerkin, a leather corset around her waist, black tights, thigh length high heeled boots as well as wearing tight leather gloves. Her face was covered in makeup and mascara and she wore purple lipstick and silver earrings to make her look even more stunning. that showed off her long blonde hair Altogether a really terrifying sight that made Julie feel so small and skinny and feel so weak and inadequate. She walked straight past her as if she owned the room. She beheld the semi naked figure of Jim who was now actually shaking with fear though he was trying to hide it. He realized that he was not such a tough guy after all and that muscle had now turned into flab a and fat as he had not played football for 2 years. She looked in derision at his huge beer gut that went right over the towel. He was conscious of the smell of perfume and leather as she stood over him stronger and really much bigger than him. He was now really frightened and realized how stupid he was to think of standing up to her. 'So Jim why aren't you dressed? It's 8.05 PM and I told you to get ready at the reception for Me at 8 PM. Why are you late?' 'Err it's just that I ain't feeling so good after my flight. Do you mind if I go to bed now and go to your Dinner Party some other time?' She grabbed his face in her strong leather gloved face and looked straight into his eyes. 'Jim, I told you to get ready and you have disobeyed me. I am your Sponsor and I don't like disobedience from some American tourist like you!' 'My Family and my guests ready to meet you and you are coming whether you like it or not!' 'Please do you mind if I take a rain check?' he whimpered hoping She did not know know what the American expression 'rain check' means. She ripped his towel down and held him hard by the testicles as he stood before her bullock naked.. He let out a piecing scream. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! 'Look here you American arsehole !You're coming to my Dinner Party or I'll rip your f----g testicles off and then report you to Judge Marissa who will give you a good Cropping for disobedience and throw you into a cell at the JHQ(Judge Headquarters). So you have a choice, either your balls ripped off and a night in the cells or My Dinner Party .Which is it?' 'YOUR DINNER PARTY!!!' he wailed in agony as she held his balls in a terrible steel like grip . 'And you address Me as Madame Marleena. I'm your Sponsor and you do as I say and if I tell you to go to a Dinner Party you go do you f------g understand?. I don't need to remind you you are in my Nation on a Conditional Visa which means you do as you're f------g well told all the time!' 'YESSS MADAME MARLEENA!!!' he wailed as she continued to squeeze his testicles hard. Eventually she let him go he fell on the floor screaming so loudly the whole hotel could hear. OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! 'Well Jim it looks like your pathetic attempt at defiance has failed miserably and you have shown yourself to be a complete and total wimp!'She said as she pressed her boot heel into his neck. 'You now have 10 minutes to get dressed and present yourself to me clean and smart at the Reception.' 'Of course, My Daughter Afhild and my Partner Markus will be annoyed that you have kept them waiting especially as she has done most of the cooking! So, will My guests her School Friend Christine and her Mother Peggy and her Father Rolf.' 'There will be an English tourist Christopher there too. Not that I care what he thinks as he is an Islander like you!'. It is a custom in this Nation not to eat until all the guests have arrived so they will be getting hungry and might take their anger out on you, especially as We hate lateness in this Nation!' 'If you or Julie are more than 10 minutes late I will personally give you both a crop each across your arses with Oguma holding you down on the Reception desk for each minute you are late so all the hotel customers can see!' NOW GET DRESSED!!!; Any comments to Norselandic@hotmail.com