AMBER THE MEAN GIRL'S BLOODY VENGEANCE ON THE THUGS BY Hamlet As Karra the Head Mean Girl was wreaking bloody vengeance on the thugs at the Papian restaurant the Pineapple Heaven, it was now Amber's turn to deal with the rest of the hooligans who were harassing the restaurant.in Grantham. She crossed the High St to the The Dirty Duck pub that was situated directly across the road from the restaurant. . The Pacific Heaven had only opened in Grantham. for 6 months. The Ponua family were very enterprising, like most Papians. They had left Papia to seek their fortune in Europe. Mr Ponua and his wife were excellent chefs who specialized in fish cooking. As well as the restaurant they had opened a fishmonger's next to the restaurant. The cooking had become extremely popular as they specialized in spicy cooking and soon people were coming from all over the East Midlands to the restaurant. They introduced all kinds of Pacific tropical fish such as dart fish, sea bass, barracuda, and red snapper that the local people had never heard of. Soon the restaurant became even more popular as it was entered into the Good Food Guide Yet as the restaurant became more popular resentment from the local people Increased particularly from thugs like the Mob who also terrorised the local population. . They particularly resented Asians particularly Chinese and even more resented Papians whom they referred to as' Papi shIt ' The trouble went on with bricks being regularly thrown through the windows and graffiti being written on the restaurant such as 'F------k off back to Papia! The trouble would also come from local children who would call out 'Your fish stinks! ' and throw eggs at the windows. Yet most of the trouble came from a pub across the road called the The Dirty Duck. It was known as the favourite drinking den of the Mob. The pub owner was Jim Dobson. His particular hatred was for foreigners especially Papians. He kept referring to' that smelly restaurant across the road' .He had a large sign outside the pub door 'No Asians or Papians 'even though such a sign was illegal he would just tell the local police to 'f---- off! He had two friends Derek Patterson and Shaun Lavery. Both were members of the Mob and they both enjoyed getting roaring drunk in the pub and then going into the Pacific Heaven restaurant late at night and causing mayhem throwing tables around and breaking glasses with customers in the restaurant. The Ponua family had called the police but they seemed to be afraid of these hooligans and did nothing. In desperation they decided to call the Mean Girls Karra and Amber who had a reputation for being invincible fighters and had already destroyed one gang the Dostock Brothers.(See previous episodes) Amber like her colleague Karra had responded immediately. She had told the Ponua family that she would enter the The Dirty Duck and confront the two troublemakers by force if necessary and do a citizen's arrest. She was quite prepared to smash the pub up and burn it to the ground as a warning to the local community. Amber had spoken to the Ponua family .' I have decided the time has come to put an end to the suffering you have faced. As well as Karra staying here I am going into that shithole across the road and I am personally going to confront those hooligans!' 'Thank God you have saved us Amber and Karra. We were seriously considering leaving the country and going back to Papia!'' Mr Ponua had said as his wife and two sons Tanielo and Maako had fallen to the ground licking their boots. 'Don't worry we will make sure no one bothers you again! You can both stop licking our boots and get back to work! ' As she said that, Amber strode across the road to the pub menacingly hitting her boot with her cat in rhythm. The first thing Amber did was to tear the sign down that said 'No Asians or Papians.' Dobson was furious at the sight of this tall half -Chinese Glamazon doing as she liked in his pub., The pub itself was a dingy place with flags all over the walls and football on the television In the corner Patterson and Lavery were drinking together. 'So, what are you doing ripping op my sign you half -caste bitch?!' It was quite clear he had contempt for women and was known to beat up his wife regularly after coming home drunk. She walked right up to him displaying her full height and power and muscles. He tried to appear tough in front of her. He was a short fat man slightly balding he had a tee-shirt on saying: 'F--------K YOU' 'Good morning .my name Amber and I'm a Mean Girl. I have come to put an end to your crimes. Also, that poster is illegal under the Race Relations Act.' 'What's more the pub opening hours are from 11 am and its only 8.30 am.' Dobson shouted at her as he picked up a bottle behind the bar 'Get out of here now you Chinki cow!' 'Why don't you attack me? You'll regret calling me a 'Chinki cow'.' He moved towards her with a bottle in hand. Suddenly her foot shot out with the steel toe of her boot going right between his legs. He fell to the ground with a thud screaming with pain. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! He was overcome by the agony from his smashed testicles. She held him by the arm and drove her boot heel hard into his arm pit. He screamed of pain could be heard down the road as she handcuffed his two hands together. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Patterson tried to come to his assistance with knife in hand. She stood directly in his way. 'Drop the knife arsehole!'she shouted. He was slightly taller than Dobson and had black greasy hair. His arms were covered in tattoos. He tried to hit her. It was a serious mistake daring to challenge a Mean Girl to a fight! She dodged out of the way. She turned her shoulders and ripped her right fist deep into his stomach doing a brilliant Gym Kata move. She could hear the ribs crack as he went sailing across the pub his head hitting the bar hard. Blood came streaming down from his head. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! She walked over and put her boot heel into his stomach pressing hard. 'GET UP YOU BASTARD!!!' Any comments to norselandic@hotmail.com TO BE CONTINUED