AMBER AND KARRA BEAT THE HOOLIGANS MERCILESSLY
by Hamlet



Amber the Mean Girl stood over the prostrate body of Patterson who lay on the
ground in the Goose pub in Grantham bleeding in front of her. She looked so
gorgeous in her skin-tight leather Mean Girl outfit that revealed her muscular
figure. He had just made the very serious mistake of trying to hit her and
failed miserably. She had ripped her right fist hard into his stomach
executing a brilliant Gym Kata move as an experienced Grade 1 Fighter. She
still had her boot heel pressed hard into his stomach as he lay there in
agony.

Meanwhile Karra the Head Mean Girl (HMG) had entered the pub after dealing
with the other two members of the Mob Dawkins and Havers at the Papian
restaurant the Pineapple Heaven

'What don't you get up from the ground you worm?" Amber yelled sat him

It was clear it was impossible for him to move with her boot heel pressed down
hard into him.

'I CARNT GUT OP!' he yelled out

'You'd better call me Madame Amber, or this boot heel is going in harder into
your testicles!'

He yelled as she dug in even harder

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

'YUSSS MADAME AMBER!!!!'

'I think I need to help you up!'

As she did so he began to puke all over her leather gloved hand. She was
absolutely disgusted.

'How dare you dirty bastard!'

His breakfast flowed out of his mouth and onto his shirt as she stepped
backwards.

She was determined to punish this disgusting bastard. She pivoted towards him
and thrust upwards with her fist. It was an incredible Uppercut Blow causing
his head to fly backwards

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

She was determined to enjoy herself, as with a flash she embedded her boot
heel deep into his groin. He screamed once more grabbing his groin area.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Just then she saw Patterson' friend Lavery desperately making an escape to the

door.

Karra rushed to the door and held him by the collar.

'You're going absolutely nowhere you worm!'

'NOWWW PILISSSEEE!! he bellowed as she pushed him towards Amber.He began
shaking in terror as the two Mean Girls held him hard

'This bastard is a complete coward, like all bullies!' said Amber.

'You need a damned good beating!'responded Karra

With that Amber took aim. She skilfully executed a Right Hook Move that made
contact with his nose. The blow was so terrible and lethal that his cartilage
gave way completely Blood and mucus and puke flew right over her leather
outfit that made her even more furious.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

He reached for his nose crying out with pain As she looked at his teeth, she
could see a mouth full of beer stained teeth and she wanted them for her own!

She took the opportunity to thrust forwards with a deadly Belly Punch.

His eyes opened wide as he wrapped his arms around his stomach yelling for all
he was worth.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!'

He doubled up in pain, but she was just in time to give him a lethal Right
Uppercut

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

The Uppercut was so lethal that the sound must have been heard right down the
road as she began to get wet between the legs as his head few right back .
Before his head was fully back she stepped from the right with a Left Hook
Move that caused at least 10 teeth to come flying right out.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

He looked as strange as his mouth was bare with blood streaming out.

She was now fast enough to catch him in the right side of his face as his head
flew backwards. She whaled her fist into his jaw once more. This was enough to
extract even more teeth that came flying out under her mighty blow. His head
bounced backwards and forwards rather like a punching clown that parents buy
for their children

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

This sent him flying right across the floor as he joined his friend Patterson
in a bloody mess together.

Karra went over to congratulate Amber's amazing fighting skills. As she did so
she dragged her victim the pub landlord Donald

He stood in front of her leather clad magnificence

'PLASSSE OVE MORCYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

'You're getting no mercy you bastard, you didn't show any to that Papian

restaurant across the road!'

'LET'S SHOW NO MERCY AMBER!'

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