Sheriff Patsy Clark headed the patrol car toward home.  She'd just finished her last patrol for the night, and she was tired.

"Heck! Best check things out, one more time!"  It was past midnight, but the veteran peace officer impulsively swung the vehicle in a U-turn, and headed toward the combination Sheriff's Office County Jail.

For one night only, the small town police lockup held a most dangerous prisoner, Lulu Lafarge. Lulu started her career as a mob enforcer and hit woman, and worked her way up to be a top mob boss in the Big City.  Federal Authorities finally accumulated enough evidence to indict her, and Lulu took it 'on the lam", hiding out in small town Maycherry.  Thanks to alert police work by Patsy, her hideout was discovered.  Sheriff Clark personally directed the assault on Lulu's cabin, that led to the criminal's arrest.  She was being held in the Maycherry County Jail, over night. The Federal Marshals were due to pick her up in the morning.

Sheriff Clark was only too aware, that the only officer on duty for the graveyard shift was Deputy Farny Bife, definitely not the sharpest knife in the Department drawer.

Farny had been with the Maycherry Sheriff's Department as long as Patsy could remember, since she was a little kid, in fact.  He'd been hired years before, by the County's now legendary Sheriff Randy Sailor. Of course, legend or not, Patsy knew in her heart she was a heck of lot better qualified peace officer than Sheriff Sailor ever was. She had a master's degree in criminology, had graduated from the FBI Training School, and served as a detective on a big City Police force for several years, before returning to Maycherry to run for Sheriff.

"Guess I'll just see how Farny's doing!"  Sheriff Patsy thought. "Darn it! I should have pensioned that old imbecile off, long ago! Darn that Oopsy!"  Patsy intended to pension Deputy Bife off when she took over as Sheriff, four years earlier, but she'd reluctantly relented, upon a personal appeal from old Sheriff Sailor's son, Oopsy.  Patsy would be loath to admit it now, but she'd had been kind of sweet on Oopsy in High School.

Patsy was up for reelection next month, and she didn't want any slip-ups at the County Jail.  She was a shoo-in for reelection, but her Department's capture of Lulu cinched it, and she was kind of hoping for the biggest plurality in County history.

As soon as the Sheriff entered the jail house, she sensed something was wrong.  Farny wasn't at his post at the front desk.  Patsy moved silently across the room, and peered into the cell block area.

"Oh no!"  Patsy thought. Farny was locked in one of the cells, and Lulu was on the loose.  Not only was Farny locked in the cell, but he was stark naked.  Lulu, still wearing an orange, jailhouse coverall, had his uniform ready to put on, to make her escape.

"Damn!" The irate Sheriff fumed. "Why didn't I get rid of that incompetent old fool when I had the chance!"

"Uh-oh!"  The old door frame creaked as Patsy touched it.

Lulu heard the sound and instantly went to investigate.  As Lulu came through the doorway, Sheriff Patsy stepped into view and caught the criminal's shoulder with her left hand, as she drew her service automatic with her right.

For once in her life, the alert Peace officer was caught by surprise.  Her gun hardly cleared the holster, when Lulu's leg flashed high. The toe of her work boot struck the Sheriff's hand with numbing force, and the automatic clattered to the floor.

Instinctively, Patsy half turned to retrieve her service automatic.  As she did, Lulu struck again, with catlike quickness.

As the stricken Patsy gasped in pain, Lulu moved between the Sheriff and her gun, daring her to try and get to it.

If Lulu reached the weapon first, there was no telling what she'd do.  Patsy resolutely dived for her service automatic, but Lulu was ready.

In fact, Lulu was more than ready!  She viciously chose Patsy's very sizable breasts as targets for her deadly feet.

As the Sheriff reeled backward in pain, Lulu followed up with her fist, smashing a left, then a right into Patsy's face.

The second punch knocked the jolted Sheriff to her knees.  Patsy realized she was in for the fight of her life.

The Sheriff looked up apprehensively. Before she could jump to her feet, Lulu struck again.

As Patsy gagged in distress, Lulu  grabbed her uniform necktie, and pulled it into a deadly garrote.

As the Sheriff desperately strained to break free, the buttons of her uniform blouse, always at risk, popped open, baring much of her splendid, high set bosom.

Patsy was near to blacking out, when Lulu suddenly released her necktie, and kicked her in the back.

As the Sheriff stumbled forward from the impact of the kick, Lulu followed like a cat after her prey, and caught Patsy around the middle, and worse, between the legs.

Before the anguished Sheriff could get loose, Lulu upended her, and flipped her head over heels.

Patsy looked up dazedly, and her look of bewilderment changed to panic as she saw Lulu's foot aimed at her face.

The deadly kick to her jaw, knocked the Sheriff over on her side, and Lulu kept right on kicking.

The desperate Sheriff rolled frantically to avoid the vicious body kicks, but Lulu followed up with a kick to her kidneys.

Patsy tried to roll to her feet to get away from Lulu long enough to get her breath, but Lulu grabbed her arm in a hammerlock.

 As the Sheriff rose, Lulu clawed her exposed breast.

Electrified by the pain in her breast, Patsy frantically tore free.

Once free, Patsy swung furiously at Lulu, but the crafty mobster ducked, and the Sheriff's fist whistled harmlessly over her head.

The missed punch left Patsy off balance, and wide open.  Lulu, still in a crouch, nailed her in the belly, and then nearly tore her head off with a left uppercut.

Patsy reeled drunkenly, scarcely able to protect herself.  By now, the small town law woman knew she was vastly over matched against the big city gangster.  Lulu was an expert kick boxer, and merciless.  The fight had turned into a pitiless one-sided beating.  Using her deadly feet, Lulu kicked the helpless Sheriff off her feet.

As soon as Patsy was down, Lulu jumped on her, and securely pinned the nearly unconscious Sheriff to the floor.  Patsy looked up in dumbfounded confusion just as Lulu  rammed her bony knee into her defenseless crotch.  Patsy shrieked, as intense pain brought her fully back to her senses.

The pain brought tears to the Sheriff's eyes.  She strained to throw Lulu off her, but it was no use; she couldn't budge her.  Lulu raised her leg to ram it into Patsy's crotch a second time.  Patsy desperately tried to close her thighs to protect herself, but the pain of the last kick paralyzed them, and they quivered powerlessly.  It was hopeless!  The beaten Sheriff couldn't take anymore of the ruthless punishment, and she screamed shrilly in surrender.