New Sheriff in town
by GW


    Daphnee's from the "Troublemaker" stories finds a new town to cause
trouble in, but she may be in for a surprise.
 
    Recently a cousin came to visit, and she told me about a
powermongering crooked sheriff that runs the small town she lives in.
    "....and Daphnee she hates skateboarders, and she gives them a really
hard time."
    When I heard that being the "troublemaker" that I am I knew I just
had to visit her town and meet this sheriff myself.  My cousin didn't
describe this treacherous woman to me.  I was expecting some short-haired
leathery skin butch that hated men. 
    I went to her town one Saturday with skateboard in tow.  I
skateboarded around until some cop car pulled up next to me.  What jump
out was a rather delectable (thanks for that word GW) sight of a woman.
    The cop woman didn't really look like a stereotypical cop but more
like a strip-o-gram or a porn actress playing a cop.  In fact she looked
like a more bustier,taller, and all around bigger version of that blonde
cop Clementine Johnson from the TV show "Reno 911".  Her hairdo was the
same blonde and all disheveled.  She also had the top buttons of her
blouse unbuttoned.
    She doesn't posses a gallant, nor eloquent beauty like Georgia does,
but she is hot in a semi-trashy since.  In this small dead end town she
is a beauty queen.  In a bigger city she'd be somewhere in between.
    When her deputy got out of the car suddenly I felt like I was trapped
in a "Reno 911" episode because he looked like that tall black cop deputy
Jones.  Now this burned out town wasn't Reno, and like I said Sheriff
Shirley Sirly was taller, bustier, and had a bigger solid build than
Clementine Johnson.  She stood with her sunglasses on just a tapping her
foot smacking on her bubble gum.
    She took her nightstick out and kept pounding it on her hand. 
    "Is something wrong officer?"
    She blew a bubble until it popped, and she gave her nightstick a good
hard rub.
    "You must be a new kid in town."
    "Yea, my parents and I just moved in."
    Even though I'm 19 I wanted to lead her to believe that I was a kid. 
She must not keep up with the modern music because most people tell me I
look like Avril Lavigne, and she's 19 also, but I'm a couple of months
older.  I think I'm a bit more of a scrawny $#!+ than her because I'm
only 5'1" 85 pounds.  Whereas Sheriff Sirly is 5'9'' 170 pounds.
    "Yes ma'am you mean."
    She paused and waited for me to respond.  I acted intimidated and
sold it with a studder.
    "YYYYEESSSS MMMAAAA'M."
    "What's the matter with you?  Are you some type of stuttering moron
or something?...."
    SHe didn't wait for me to respond.
    "........ Never mind.  Since you're new to this town I'm going to let
you off with a warning.  I don't like skateboarders, and I sure's the
hell don't like skateboarding in my town."
    "You mean to tell me that skateboarding here is illegal."
    "Absolutely.  This town here is my town, and I'm the law."
    She used her nightstick to tap her badge, and then commenced with
lightly slapping her hand with it.
    "What is this?  Footloose.  Are you going to tell me that rock music
and dancing are illegal as well?"
    "Don't get cute kid.  As much as I liked that movie, rock music, and
dancing.  Don't you dare sass me little girl."
    She pointed her nightstick at me.
    "You say you're the law, but you look more like a strip-o-gram, or a
porn actress trying to play a cop."
    "That does it."
    She must really hate smart asses because she reared back like she was
going to hit me with her nightstick.  I blocked it by grabbing her wrist
and I flipped her sunglasses off her face.  There was a brief stare down
or stare up depending on if you were looking at it from her perspective
or mine.  She yanked her wrist loose and looked down on the ground at her
sunglasses.
    "Allright little toughie.  You're going to pay for that.  I happen to
like my sunglasses."
    "What?  Are you going to arrest me?"
    "Go stand in that grassy field."
    I did as I was told.  She walked over to her deputy.  She handed him
the nightstick and her gunbelt after taking it off.  She also spit out
her gum in his hand.  He put it in his mouth, and she slapped him. 
    "You can't chew gum.  You just got your tooth pulled."
    I heard her say.  She turned her attention back toward me.  She
slowly stalked over and doubled her fist.
    "You're not going to fight me.  Are you?"
     I'm a poor actress and didn't sell the scared kid routine too well. 
She saw right through my sarcasm and didn't appreciate it.
    "Its not going to be a fight, but a police mauling.  I'm going to
beat you up."
    I acted scared again and this time even put my hands on my cheeks,
and dropped my mouth open.  The people in this town must be slow wimps or
something because she threw a punch at me that I swore was in slow-mo.  I
ducked aside and faked a grunt of effort, but it was overshadowed by her
grunt of effort.
    She stumbled around like a drunk, but regained her balance without
falling down.
    "Oh you think you're a fast one.  Nobody dodges my punches."
    She commented and then came toward me.  She reared back to throw
another punch.  I figured I would show her just how fast I thought I am
by lunging up at her and slamming the heal of my hand palm into her
chin.  I was raised to respect the law and officers of the law.  On
normal conditions I would, but when I heard of the way this woman abuses
her power by extorting money from local businesses and bullying the kids
in this town especially skateboarders it sure felt good to hit her.
    It didn't feel good to her though.  She staggered back swaying her
arms and shoulders while her eyes got all starry from the swift blow. 
Once she collected herself she look a bit baffled at her deputy, but he
only shrugged.  She obviously didn't expect this especially from
some "kid''.
    "Certainly you're not going to ask him for help."
    That insinuation was a blow to her ego.  She sneered at me.
    "No way.  Not against some little punk skater girl like you.  Besides
he had his tooth pulled earlier today."
    She came at me with her fist a flyin away.  Being much quicker than
her I was able to make her look foolish in front of her deputy because
she only was able to strike the air.  I just let her swing away at me
dodging or ducking every punch.  I even blocked a couple of them and
infuriated her more with gropings on her kunt area, boobs, and a slap on
the ass.
    I think my giggling and verbal taunts upset her as well.  She came at
me so aggressively that she wore herself out.  She bent over while
putting one hand on her lap.  The other was held up briefly as if she
were calling for a break in the action, but it soon was placed on the
other lap.  
    I accommodated her so that I could stand back and watch mounds of
titflesh move up and down with each breath she took.  Being young I grew
impatient.  I stepped up to her and just tore open her police blouse. 
Buttons flew off and her blouse flung open.
    She became angry but didn't try to cover up.
    "So that's how you want to play.  Allright then."
    She walked over to the deputy and demanded the nightstick.  He handed
it to her and she turned her attention back to me.  She stalked over
toward me slowly and twirled it.  I kept my focus and studied her
movements while she stalked toward me.  She was beet red and
despite twirling a nightstick she seemed hesitant as if she were trying
to bide her time.  Her twirling wasn't anything impressive just basic
moves that anyone could do. 
    She's such a klutts.  That nightstick went flying backwards out of
her hand and struck her deputy in the eye.
    "OWWWW!"
    He grabbed his eye while hollering out in pain.  She looked at him
and her eyes sank.  She puckered her lips to make the "ew" remark.
    "That's going to leave a mark."
    I heard her say.  She actually displayed some form of compassion by
running over to him and consoling him.
    "Here let me kiss it."
    I'll tell you one thing this town sure is f__d up.  Who would create
such a town.
   
    Don't look at me.
 
    A gash had opened over his eye so she decided not to kiss it, but did
remove her police blouse for him to use as a towel.  I was struck odd by
this.  One minute she's a tyrannical bitch looking to knock my head off
and the next she's over consoling and nurturing her deputies injured eye.
    "Well look at the bright side.  I bet your tooth doesn't bother you
anymore...."
    She stooped down to pick up her nightstick.
    "Excuse me I have a small order of business to take care of."
    This time she didn't stalk slowly toward me, nor twirl the
nightstick.  Instead she came running at me with a war yell waving the
nightstick out at the side of her head.  Just at the right time I dropped
to the ground and tripped her up with a drop toe trip.  She fell and
dropped the nightstick.
    I sprung to my feet and kicked the nightstick away.  She made it to
her hands and knees and looked up at me a bit worried because she had no
weapon.  Seeing how she came at me with a nightstick I figured I wouldn't
play around with her, so I kicked her in the face.
    She let out a wail of a moan and fell over on her back.  I pounced on
her landing with my knees into her mid-section.  A big gush of wind
escaped her mouth with a loud "oh" grunt.
    I could've really opened up on her but instead I just stripped her of
her pants and stood over her.
 
    "This is not your day.  I'm a lot better at this than you.  You
should probably give up."
 
    She was as stubborn as a mule and punched me in the stomach once she
was on her knees.  She grabbed the nightstick and rammed it in my gut. 
She stood up, hammerlocked my arm behind me and ran me toward I tree.  I
knew what she had in mind so I ran up the tree flipped through the air
and landed behind her.  Before landing I kicked her in the back and she
rammed forward into the tree boobs first.
    I thought that might hurt but instead she just turned around and
glared at me.  She looked angry.
 
    " Big husky angry woman.  Can there be anything more sexy?"
 
    That comment seemed to offend her.
 
    "I'm not fat."
 
    "No but those are."
 
    I pointed at her boobs.  She looked down at them then back at me.
 
    "You're just jealous.  You scrawny little $#!+."
 
    " I certainly am."
 
    So jealous that I kicked one so hard it came out of hiding from
underneath the bra cup.  She wasn't sure if she should slap me or stick
the boob back in its place.  She optioned for the second choice.  That's
when it dawned on me I could play a little game with her.  Sure she
didn't mind being in public in just her bra and panties, but she did mind
having her hidden treasures exposed.
     
    While she was trying to tuck her boob back into her bra I pulled down
the shoulder straps of her bra.  She tucked in her boob and tried
readjusting her shoulder straps, so I pulled down her panties.  I think
you get the idea what happened from there.  I have much quicker hands and
before long she was stark naked.
 
    When she first came upon me I doubt she figured this was how things
were going to go.  She was beside herself and tried covering up her
breasts with one arm and used the other hand to cover her pussy.  She
took off running but I was much faster and was able to not only catch her
but tackle her to the ground.
   
    I thought about all of the different submission holds I could put on
her but instead I optioned for the tickle torture.  She's got countless
tickle spots to choose from.  Never before had I seen someone laugh and
cry at the sametime the way she was after being tickled to tears.  She
begged me to stop.
 
    I didn't stop.  Hell no! I didn't stop.  I was having way too much
fun.  She got aggressive with me and bucked me off of her.  That's when I
decided on various submission holds were required to tame this wild
Mayer.  I started out with a simple hammerlock, but got bored.  An ankle
lock was boring as well. 
    I decided to straddle her once again and twist her titty nipples. 
She screamed out of course and bucked me off once again.  I figured I'd
done enough to her so I'd put her out of her misery with a sleeperhold. 
    She passed out after a few minutes.  That's when I decided to further
humiliate her by hog-tying her with rope she had in the back of her
patrol car.  With rubber towing cables I strapped her to the hood.
  
    Her deputy was quite helpful.  Helping lift her on the hood of the
car and holding her in place while I strapped her to the hood.  I had him
drive around town while I campaigned with a megaphone for her
re-election.  Parents took kids in the house, girlfriends and wives
struck boyfriends for gawking at a beautiful naked lady being strapped to
the hood of a police vehicle.
 
    After a few hours he informed that the office of Chief of police and
not Sherriff was an appointed office and not an elected one.  THe mayor
of the town had to appoint her as Chief.
 
    "How'd she get appointed?"
 
    "How do you think?"
 
    He sounded a bit resentful.  I had him pull over and direct me to the
Mayor's house.  I drove over and dropped off the patrol car with Shirley
still strapped to the hood.
 
    Needless to say Shirley Sirly is no longer the Chief of police
because she resigned out of embarrastment.  Deputy Cedric was promoted to
Chief.  A skateboarding park has been put in place.  In fact at the very
spot where I kicked Shirley Sirly's ass.
 
        Whatever happened to Shirley?
 
       Who knows Pygmalion perhaps I'll leave that up to you.
 
Pygmalion and Daphnee