Atlantea, Crown Princess of the Lost Continent, chosen to wear the Miraculous Laser Amulet of Felina, the Atlantean Cat Goddess, and sent by her Emperor Father to bring peace and harmony to the upper world!  The Amulet renders the Princess super powerful and nearly invincible! Calling herself Laser Cat, Atlantea crusades for Decency and Justice!

“Hi Ladies and Gentlemen! Channel 69 Evening News Anchor, Dyssi Daim, joining you for the latest breaking news.  Well, it sure has been an eventful week, as you all undoubtedly know.  It's the kind of week when we media pundits really earn our pay! To recap: beginning the week, we witnessed the arrival of the first interstellar visitor from outer space. Then we witnessed the visitor's vicious, unprovoked attack upon the beloved superheroine, Ultrafemme.  We all felt the pain of Ultrafemme's defeat and frightful humiliation at the hands of the alien. We endured the horror of seeing our beloved President Millicent Simpson, and United Nations Secretary General Elizabeth Wu surrendered as hostages to the alien. We suffered their pain and humiliation as the Alien brutalized them, as she had Ultrafemme.

We had hardly adjusted to that First Encounter, when the second interstellar ship landed only four days ago, with a force of Intergalactic police sent to apprehend the first alien woman! It turned out she was a criminal who had stolen the ship she arrived in! Unfortunately the space police efforts were unsuccessful, and now they have, just this afternoon, left earth taking the stolen interstellar ship with them! The alien criminal remains at large, although no longer in possession of the frightful weapons of destruction that were part of the stolen ship's armament!

Earth authorities continue to search for the Alien!  Without those weapons, there is hope she will be captured shortly. The search is led by Laser Cat, Ultrafemme's close friend and the deputy leader of the Superheroine Council! All our hopes for the early rescue of President Simpson, Secretary General Wu and Ultrafemme are now centered on Laser Cat!"

At the conclusion of the news, Dyssi hurriedly left the studio. "Not tonight, Harry! I'm exhausted This has been a hell of a week! Catch me tomorrow night!"

A short time later, the news woman entered her darkened home and switched on the lights.

A voice whispered harshly. "Turn off the damn lights, you stupid bimbo!"

Dyssi stiffened in panic.  "Ommigod! NO! It's YOU, the SPACE ALIEN! Pl-please...please d-don't hurt me!"

"Shut up and listen, 'news bimbo'! Holy Comets! Why is it blondes are so dumb no matter what planet you're on?  I've got a proposition for you!  I saw the way you got off, when I beat up that useless slut, Ultrafemme! You were creaming your panties when I rammed the persuader up her ass, you naughty slut!"

"I-I most certainly was not!" Dyssi protested, blushing violently. "Why I'm an objective reporter who is too professional to become emotionally involved in a news story, not that that kind of thing would be anything but disgusting to me!"

The Alien snickered. "Hah! I bet your panties are wet now just thinking about it! Should I check 'em?"

"N-noo..."Dyssi stammered, blushing even more violently. "What if I did get a little turned on? I'm only human!"

"Sub-human, from my point of view!" The Alien snickered again. "We both know what kind of warped slut you are!  You just never had the guts to do the things you dream about in your little bed at night!  How would you like to live out your fantasies tonight? I have a little proposition for you! That bitch Laser Cat is getting pretty close to my new headquarters! I'd like to get rid of her myself, but things are too hot for me, right now!  How would you like to become a super villainess and deal with her for me?"

"M-me? D-deal with Laser C-cat?" Dyssi stammered, aghast. Though she was trembling in terror at the mere thought of it, something about the idea was strangely exciting. How she'd love to have that haughty superheroine snob at her mercy, on her knees begging for mercy, kissing her feet doing anything Dyssi wanted, if only Super villainess Dyssi wouldn't hurt her! Ouu that would be soooo... The alien was right about the state of Dyssi's panties!

"Course there'd be a scoop in this for you too! How'd you like an exclusive series of interviews with your crappy little planet's next President For Life? Or would you rather I looked up Murphy Brown? I bet a real news woman like her wouldn't let any superheroine bimbo stand in her way to getting the biggest story of the millennium?"

At mention of her more successful rival, Dyssi sneered. "Murphy Brown! Why that cheap tramp wouldn't know a story if it bit her fat ass!  You'd really give me an exclusive on this, huh?"

"An exclusive! All yours!"

"But how could I? I'm no fighter!  I mean I know a little karate, but I never fought anyone for real! That Laser Cat, why she's like a professional!"

"My experience with your planet's superheroine' is limited,  but the one I got in my cellar was supposed to be the toughest one ya got, and she was a pushover, a real cream puff! Why if I were to tell you the things that slut does for me just to save herself a little punishment..."

Dyssi's eyes grew big, and she breathed more heavily. "Wh-what kind of things?" She interrupted breathlessly.

"Yeah, she's hooked!" The Alien thought. "We'll save them for that first interview after you take care of Laser Cat for me!" She said aloud. "Anyway, my guess is this Laser Cat's no different than her friend Ultrafemme!  I have a little suit that will make you nearly as strong as she is, and my what you'd call a computer was able to find out her one big weakness!  All's you got to do is..."

Torn between her terror and the thought of getting the "biggest story of the millennium" not to mind realizing those secret fantasies she so often lulled herself to sleep with, at night, Dyssi murmured 'Well, I g guess maybe..."

"Fine! Done! " The Alien snapped, before Dyssi could change her mind.

Later that night, in a dark street adjacent to the building where Laser Cat had reason to believe the Alien was hiding, the superheroine encountered a strange apparition, a dusky figure, masked and booted, clothed in skin tight black suit. Unbelievingly, the female calling herself Dark Shadow challenged Laser Cat.

Intent on her mission, the success of which was vital to the security of the world, and preoccupied by worry for her close friend Ultrafemme, Laser Cat was inclined to ignore this obviously deranged creature.

"I should take the poor thing to a hospital where she can get proper psychiatric help, before she hurts someone or herself? Laser Cat thought.  "I just don't have time tonight, though! I'll have to leave her for the regular authorities!"

The superheroine was about to turn and complete her investigation, when suddenly the woman kicked her in the crotch, with incredible force.

For just a moment, the savage, sneaky kick to her sensitive genitalia stunned even the incredible Laser Cat.

Then, without warning, Dark Shadow did the unthinkable. Before Laser Cat recovered her composure, the somber hued villainess seized the Miraculous Laser Amulet of Felina and tore it from the distressed heroine's ripe bosom.

Frantic anxiety at loss of the precious artifact, drove all else from Laser Cat's mind. When Dark Shadow mockingly dangled it just out of reach, she dived frantically for it. As the villainess snatched it out of reach, she smashed her other fist into Laser Cat's jaw. Shorn of her superpowers, the incredible power of the punch knocked the heroine to her knees.

Before Laser Cat could get to her feet, Dark Shadow dropped the Amulet into her oversized boot.

Laser Cat jumped up and furiously flung herself at the masked thief.

Catching the smaller woman off guard, Laser Cat bowled her over. Even without the super powers of the Amulet, Laser Cat was a large powerful woman, and a skilled Atlantean Warrior, Even so, she found it impossible to pin the wiry Dark Shadow. How could this dark clad, skinny, little thief be so strong? It was Dark Shadow, who with a burst of power came out on top of the struggle. She stunned Laser Cat with a hard fist to the jaw, and squirmed on top of her. Now Dark Shadow was well positioned to land several more brutally hard punches that rocked Laser Cat's head from side to side.

Laser Cat's head rolled to the side, her body limp, and Dark Shadow jumped to her feet and pulled the groggy superheroine up too.

Once she had Laser Cat on her feet, Dark Shadow began brutally punching and kicking the reeling heroine, obviously relishing the job. Before she knew it, Laser Cat was battered half senseless. She stumbled away from the harsh punishment for a few moments, trying to get her breath.