Note: My thanks to David,
a fan of Supergran who contributed several ideas and scenes contained herein.
Holiday Reunion. Part 3. Conclusion.
By
GW
Shortly after Golgotha went home, the door bell rang. The entire family rushed to greet Great Aunt Elfrieda. The evil Nazi war criminal swept into the room like a conquering Queen. Beside her, was a huge green woman, naked but for a cruel chain stretched between two nipple piercing rings. The spectacularly muscled colossus, wept miserably as she crawled on all fours like some unfortunate beast of burden. In fact, Elfrieda evidently considered her as such, for she had laden her heavily with holiday gifts for the family.
While Leticia put Elfrieda's coat away, Wendy and Billy took the presents Elfrieda's whimpering captive had carried in, to put under the Yule tree, shaking and rattling them inquisitively as they went. Elfrieda displayed her latest captive to Morganna.
"Like most Superheroines, she's not very smart, but please use her as best you can while she's here!"
"I'm sure Leticia will think of something!"
After the joyous greetings were over, Leticia said: "I better check in the kitchen to see how dinner is coming! That old cow needs constant supervision!"
"Good idea, Letty! While you're doing that, I'll show Aunt Elf around the clinic!...Oh Kids, why don't you take this green cow and put her away for now! I'm sure your Mother has some ideas for her! Maybe, put her in the pantry for now!"
Wendy and Billy gleefully escorted the sobbing Green Justice to the Clinic's rear pantry, for their Mother's inspection.
Morganna escorted Aunt Elfrieda first to a barn like attachment to the main building. In one corner was a large trough similar to those used to feed swine and other livestock.
"Yes Aunt Elfrieda, they all eat out of this common trough! At first when we only had two of them, they had separate bowls, but now there's so many! It's so much easier to pour all their swill into the one trough!"
"Of course we don't like them to use the same bathroom facilities as the family, so they use that giant kitty litter box in the other corner! I'm afraid Billy will have to take that green one out to the back lawn; she is enormous! She can do her own pooper scooping of course! Billy is so good about doing chores! The sluts get hosed down every morning in that other corner, and Billy always volunteers to do it before he goes to school!"
Morganna next conducted her aunt to the kitchen. "Let's see how Letty's getting on with dinner!"
As they approached the kitchen, Morganna explained: "That old buffoon, Supergran, is a wonderful cook, but Letty must supervise the lazy sow every minute!"
"Supergran?" Elfrieda inquired. "I don't recall a superheroine of that name!"
"Oh you know! She used to call herself Superlady before she retired some years ago! Some terrible experience left her a gibbering wreck they say! She claims she has no memory of it at all, but it must have been quite traumatic! Of course, those devils, Billy and Wendy, play a game with her, trying to get it out of her, but I don't think she's shamming!"
Elfrieda smiled. "Of course! I remember her now! The Woman of Steel, the World's Mightiest Superheroine! Hah, hah! Yes I remember her very well! Stopped a comet from crashing into the earth, and then disappeared for several weeks! They found her naked and babbling in an alley, in Los Grande of all places!"
"Perhaps I can jog her memory!" Elfrieda added with a wink.
"Oh Aunty you don't mean..."
Elfrieda smiled knowingly.
As the two entered the kitchen, Supergran looked up from the stove. In a blinding flash, horrifying memories long repressed, and forgotten, except in horrifying nightmares, flooded back, overwhelming the statuesque matron with uncontrollable terror. She collapsed on the floor gibbering in fear. She was so overcome by terror, at sight of Elfrieda, that she even appealed to the dreaded, merciless Leticia for protection.
Then to Leticia's great embarrassment and disgust, the hysterical Supergran clung to her leg, unsuccessfully trying to hide her huge figure behind Leticia, still pleading for Leticia to protect her.
Elfrieda roared with laughter at the ludicrous sight.
At that point, Morganna suggested they leave. "We better get out of here, or Leticia will never get the old bag to finish dinner!"
Outside, still laughing heartily, Elfrieda briefly recounted the events leading to Superlady's premature retirement.
"I had business in Chicago, and
somehow the bitch tracked me down there!"
(See Like Mother, Like
Daughter by GW Like
Mother, Like Daughter )
"Well! Let me tell you, it was one helluva fight! It must have gone on for an hour! I was at my peak that night, but even so, she put up quite a battle!"
"Finally though, I nailed the bitch! To be honest, if she hadn't been weakened by the Kryptonite in that comet, I don't know if I could have done it or not! In those days, she was really formidable, a far cry from that pitiful wreck in there!"
Just then, Leticia joined them. "I think I've got the old fool settled down, for a while, anyway!" She laughed. "Oh please, Aunt Elf, go on with your story!"
"Well as I told Morganna, I nailed the bitch! Ha, ha! Then, I remember, I made her stand to attention with her hands behind her head, while I chained them there!"
"I started right out teaching the Great Superlady who was boss!" (See Early Retirement by GW Early Retirement )
"The next morning, Superlady was my ticket home! She wasn't very super by then, but she could still fly! I made the dumb slut fly me all the way to Los Grande!"
"She'd really annoyed me, and I spent the next week teaching her never to mess with Elfrieda von Richtofen, again! By the end of the week, she was a wreck! Her hair actually turned gray, and she looked twenty years older! Poor Dear! Ha, ha! At that point, I had other business, and just turned her loose in the street, figuring she'd never come looking for me again!"
"They found her lying unconscious in an alley! I heard later from some friends in the Los Grande police that two bums raped her, before she was found!"
"She didn't wake up in the hospital for another week, and then a few weeks later, I saw on the news, that her daughter, Supermom announced her mother's retirement! Hah! Retirement must have agreed with her! I notice her boobs are even bigger than when I met her, last!"
"Yes!" Morganna laughed. "The old bag is very well endowed, even for a Superheroine!"
"She's a pain in the butt, but her cooking is one reason we keep her!" Leticia added. "Well that and her monthly social security and annuity checks! Every dollar helps! She has a very nice home in Florida too,! We use it now for vacations! She'll never need it again! Heh, heh!"
"Oh that reminds me," Morganna interjected. "Shyster Dame wanted to be remembered to you! She's spending the holidays in Florida, at the old lady's villa!"
"Oh I'm sorry I missed her!"
"Naturally, Shysty took her own bitch, Justice Lady, with her, and the kids lent her that young slut, Superlass, too! Left Leticia a little shorthanded, I'm afraid!"
"I've already taken you up on your kind offer, and pressed the big one you brought into service!" Leticia said.
"I thought I'd try her out serving dinner! I put her into a maid's uniform, already! Usually we put them in black skirts, but for the holidays, I found some cheap red material! With her green complexion she's quite appropriate to the season! The uniform's a little small for her, and I couldn't find any canal boats to fit those feet, but I guess she'll do in a pinch!"
"You can keep her, if you'd like, My Dears!" Elfrieda offered, magnanimously. "Traveling as much as I do, she's only a nuisance to me! I must admit she was useful, transporting Doctor Klinkhausen's effects out of the jungle! If she hadn't shown up, I'd have had to make another trip, later! Of course, I'd weakened her so much, that she whined all the time! She really got on my nerves! If it wasn't for the crate, I'd have fed her to the crocodiles or piranhas, just so I wouldn't have to listen to her belly aching anymore!"
"I finally got her back to my villa in Los Grande City! From then on, she's been nothing but a hindrance! I had to crate her and send her by overnight express to my apartment in Chicago! Not cheap, at all! Naturally, I tied and gagged her securely for the trip, and that Troll chain makes her very docile! By the way thanks so much for that, Morg! It really came in handy! You were a dear to think of it! Made her obedient as a puppy dog! Even so, I decided I better sedate her heavily, too! Customs is very picky about livestock coming into the country! Luckily I was able to get hold of an elephant syringe! Otherwise I'd've been sticking needles in her all day!"
"Fortunately the crate arrived in one piece in Chicago! Then I had to rent that van I came in, to get her here! It'll be a relief to get her off my hands! I should warn you though, she eats like a plow horse! You'll need to get a bigger trough, I'm afraid! Maybe she could share a bale of hay with that burro of Wendy's!"
Having heard her Aunt's story, Leticia excused herself, once more, and went back to the kitchen. "Better see how old Batty's doing!"
"Oh we'll take good care of Green Justice for you, Aunty! Don't you worry! I'll start training her tomorrow!" Morganna assured her aunt. "I don't suppose I'll ever get this one to curtsy properly, though! I still can't get that stupid Supermom to do it right!"
Just then Morganna and Elfrieda heard shrieks coming from the family living room. They hurried to see what the fuss was about. As they reached the door, Billy and Wendy came running out of the room giggling.
"What's going on?" Morganna asked.
"Just a little holiday decorating, Aunt Morg!" Wendy giggled as she and Billy ran off.
Morganna and Elfrieda went inside to investigate. Mounted atop the huge Clinic Yule tree, in the most uncomfortable, painful way possible, was Power Angel, arms bound and bound to the tree by holiday garlands.
Elfrieda's stern features broke into a broad grin.
Morganna unable to suppress her
own giggles, shrugged and said to her aunt.
"Oh I don't know what we're
going to do with those two imps! They've been telling me we should have
an angel on the tree! I've told them, Troll Yule trees don't have angels,
but they're so impressionable and they get so rambunctious around the holidays!
Last year the devils decided to roast superheroines over an open fire,
like chestnuts!"
"Supermom is almost impervious to anything but Kryptonite, but the way she carried on, you'd think she'd been killed! That Silver Valkyrie bitch was pretty badly singed, though! At least they did it outside, because the stench of burning flesh was atrocious! Luckily, she's an immortal demigoddess and heals quickly! She was useless for a week, though, and we had to reassign her duties! It was most inconvenient at the holidays!"
Still grinning broadly, Elfrieda
laughed. "Oh it's so nice to be around high spirited young people this
time of year! I'm so glad I was able to get here to spend Yule with you
all!"
The End.
(For Now.)
We'll all spend Yule Eve with
Morganna and the family when our present story concludes in Yule Eve
at Morganna's.