WARNING: This story contains graphic violence, nudity, and non-consensual F/M sexual situations. It is most definitely intended for, and should only be read by, mature adults, over the age of twenty-one.

Author's Note: There are a great many orphaned segments and abandoned works on my hard drive, that were never completed. Rather than discard them entirely, I will post some, AS IS, in a series of Miscellanea. Completed text will be included, but nothing additional, except an explanatory note or transitional sentence, here and there. Many pictures are raw Poser images that I would normally complete in a paint program, for fully finished stories. Such pictures often lack eyebrows, hair on head, and genitalia details, completed clothing, and sometimes have distorted limbs. Some pictures and sequences may be repeated in different segments with some costume alterations, because I had given up one story idea, to try another.

Miscellanea Five (F/M)
Hapless Heroes 2
Several Orphaned F/M picture sets for never completed stories about male heroes facing female villains.
By
GW
(gwalb@nycap.rr.com or gwalb@yahoo.com or gwalb10054@gmail.com)
https://www.thevalkyrie.com/stories/gw/index.htm


I had intended that this series was for unused, or incomplete art work, but while searching old files, I came across this brief, textual F/M fragment. I originally posted it on the Valkyrie Message Boards, before a tiny group of selfish trolls drove everyone else away from those Boards, thus depriving others of a valuable resource. (I won't name names, but if they are still around, they know who they are. Bad cess to them.) Lest this material, that may be of interest to future scholars, be lost to posterity, I am including it here.

Many scholars are of the opinion that market forces obliged the Immortal Bard to revise his original intended ending to the play now known as Hamlet, but originally titled "The Maiden's Revenge."
 
The bard's own actual words of the alternate final scenes of the play are now tragically lost, presumably to the Great London Fire of S. Pepys time.  However, recent scholarship has uncovered the unpublished reminiscences of Thomas Fletcher, an obscure, 17th Century bookseller in Leeds. In that document, Fletcher recounts seeing the original play, as a young boy, in what was no doubt its final performance in the provinces, before Cromwell shut down all of the play houses in England. It is of interest to scholars, that contrary to normal practice, in the pre-Restoration era, the part of Ophelia was played by a strong, lusty young female, whose acting career was, alas, cut short by the aforementioned theater closures.

In a passage written late in life, Fletcher confesses it was seeing that performance, that instilled in him his lifelong appreciation for strong, dominant women.

In loving detail, Fletcher recounts the concluding scene:
 
In the lost original play Ophelia didn't drown herself, in a fit of madness, when Hamlet broke their betrothal, although she did display certain signs of instability.

In the final scene in the Throne Room, Ophelia, overcome at seeing her brother Laertes fall to Hamlet's blade, pulls asunder her gown, thus baring her spectacular bosom, fabulous abs and shapely, tightly muscled thighs and calves.

Ophelia attacks Hamlet with Laertes' fallen foil and dagger, crying:

"Fie! Tarry a bit, oh false Dane, and face the deadly blade of Ophelia!"  

To the amazement of the royal Court, Ophelia's skillful assault drives Hamlet backward in confusion. Ophelia had long concealed her talents as a skilled swordswoman. Unable to match her skill, or meet his former betrothed's deadly attack, Hamlet is about to fall to her blade, when Queen Gertrude rashly intervenes to stop this folly.
 
Gertrude is impaled by both fencer's blades and falls, gasping her last breath. As he kisses his dying mother tenderly, and perhaps more than tenderly, on the lips, Hamlet tries to retrieve his blade from her writhing body. (Gertrude was also portrayed by a woman, in fact, by the still quite comely mother of the girl in the Ophelia role.)

Ophelia cries, "C'mon Mama's boy, let's mix it up!" (It is this passage, most certainly a later interpolation, that has caused some scholars to question the authenticity of the Fletcher papers.)

Ophelia scornfully leaps upon Hamlet, snarling seductively like a tigress in heat. Hamlet discovers Ophelia to be as skilled a grappler as she is a fencer. Humiliatingly out wrestled by the lovely Ophelia, Hamlet calls out to Horatio for aid. When Horatio seeks to intervene Ophelia lays him low with a perfectly aimed kick to the groin. Some of the poison from Laertes blade has dripped down upon the toe of the maiden's dainty slipper, and Horatio does not rise again, EVER.

Hamlet taking advantage of the interruption, seeks to scuttle to safety, but Ophelia pounces upon him from behind.  A moment later, Ophelia catches her former betrothed in a neck scissors. As she locks her excitingly formed legs, Ophelia's tormented mind finally falls victim to the strain.

Sitting on the floor, Hamlet's neck locked implacably between her white, womanly thighs, Ophelia absently pulls a flower from her hair and sings a happy little song, as she tears off the petals of the flower. As Ophelia slowly and painfully strangles Hamlet to death, King Claudius becomes so sexually aroused by the scene, that he suffers a stroke of apoplexy and falls dead on the spot.

Moments later, Fortinbras enters the chamber to discover the carnage.

Though Hamlet is long dead, Ophelia's svelte legs are still locked about his well wrung neck, and she still sings her little song.
Fortinbras is struck by the maiden's beauty, and spectacularly developed physique. He orders physicians to restore the humors of Ophelia's mind. Recovering her sanity completely, a year later Ophelia weds King Fortinbras, whose royal honeymoon was one of the most painful on record. (For the groom at least.)

In a passage penned in the very last days of his life, Fletcher laments never having the opportunity to see two other original versions of the Bard's best known works. One was the play Shakespeare first called "Tamed By The Shrew".
The other work called, according to Fletcher, "The Merry Wife of Venice" concludes when Desdemona, the wife of the title, in a fit of jealous rage, strangles her husband Othello to death, with her bare hands. 

 

Continuing the theme of romance, we next have a 'blind date' between Major Wonder and Black Eve (Black Adam's less well-known sister.)

 
Eve provocatively  suggests that to 'break the ice' they begin the evening with an informal Mixed Martial Arts romp, on her living room floor.

The straitlaced Major Wonder is shocked at the idea, "I can't fight a girl." he asserts indignantly.



Eve is  a girl with a whim of steel, who does not like to have her whims questioned, particularly by mere males, even Superhero males.
 






















Alas, the blind date did not blossom into romance.




Next we have an  Exhibition of the Manly (Womanly?) sport of Fisticuffs.

A certain superhero, invulnerable to all weapons, but with a weakness to ONE substance, is inveigled into a charity boxing match, by his reporter girlfriend who hasn't had a big story in a long while. This story may the biggest scoop of her career. As the bell to start the first round sounds, the hero realizes his mystery opponent is the evil villainess, Devil Dom. Like the Hero, the villainess has also brazenly stripped to  the waist, exposing her  lushly ripe breasts, making her the instant fan favorite. Even more disturbing, the petite blond holds a Kryptonite necklace her hand.  The huge male hero  stumbles backward, a look of fear clouding his handsome features. Fans in the first row hear him groan in pain.








Before the alarmed crimefighter can escape the trap, Devil Dom seizes his arm and flings him to the canvass.



As the groaning Man Of Steel rises ponderously to his feet, retributive rage blazes from his eyes. Meanwhile, Devil Dom swiftly and securely fastens the diabolical necklace around her slim neck.



Girding himself to disregard the proximity of the deadly neckless, the superhero makes a desperate grab at his tiny, though lushly rounded foe.




Devil Dom foils her mighty foe with a barrage of powerful punches.















The badly battered superhero fell to his knees, insensible, spittle drooling from his slack lips.



A final punch knocked the fallen superhero fully unconscious.



Before her huge foe fell, Devil Dom seized him, under the shoulders, dragged him erect, and locked his superbly muscled body in her slender arms.







The mighty superhero, considered invincible and fearless, by his admirers, came to his senses, and shrieked in terror, as two girlish arms crushed his massive, manly torso, and nearly broke his spine.



It is only moments, before the cruelly smiling Devil Dom rendered her opponent senseless, yet again.





When the badly injured superhero was too proud to concede the match and plead for mercy, Devil Dom continued to brutally punish him.







The match finally ended, when Devil Dom contemptuously pinned her opponent for a ten count, rather than the traditional three, by nonchalantly placing one tiny foot on his broad chest, as she examined her perfectly manicured fingernails in apparent boredom. (Sorry, I never got to that picture.)

As the thunderous applause finally subsided, the victorious Devil Dom succeeded in spiriting the still unconscious superhero out of the arena, and back to her secret lair.

At in Devil Dom's lair...






The following sequence, a variant of the above, was intended to be an addition to the Morganna's Clinic, F/F series. (My apologies, but a disproportionately large number of these pictures were never finished, and we must endure the sight of those damn boots. The onerous task of finishing the boots, was a contributing factor to picture non-completion. Also Wendy should have red-hair, but I would have gotten around that by explaining she was experimenting with hair dye, perhaps at the suggestion of her school chum, Golgatha.)

It became known in certain circles, that Supergran's nephew, Superior Man was seeking to find and rescue the missing members of his family, (Supergran, Supermom and Superlass) as well as other missing superheroines. (Silver Valkyrie, Justice Lady, Power Angel, Green Justice, and Lady Supreme.) Morganna is not one to wait for trouble, but always seeks to avoid it, preemptively. She arranged one of those convenient, charity wrestling matches, of which I am overly fond, and sent her niece Wendy. already possessing super powers, but just to be on the safe side equipped with a kryptonite ring to meet Superior Man in the squared circle. The kryptonite had no effect on Wendy, but even this relatively small amount evened the huge size difference between the two combatants.




Superior Man became aware of the kryptonite ring, when Wendy expertly smashed her fist into his  jaw.





Reeling groggily from the tiny girl's deadly punches, the steel-thewed hero tried to make sense of this most disturbing encounter.


His impotent cries of rage, muffled by the girl's hot, young crotch, the mighty superhero struggled to loosen the slender thighs, crushing his head.




(There should, of course been transitional pictures here.)

 


Superior Man, like his female relatives soon fell victim to the evil young Wendy. Beaten nearly unconscious, Superior Man, seeing no hope of matching the vicious young girl began to beg her for mercy.


"No...noohh...n-no more...no more...stoppppp...pl-please...I give..I give..."

 Having battered the World's Mightiest Superhero nearly senseless, and forced him to cry out in surrender, and beg for mercy, the cruel dominant twenty-year-old, held him helplessly in thrall with only one hand, as she diabolically tugged at his red briefs.



Stripped naked before the world, Superior Man realized his utter helplessness in the cruel young devil's hands. He felt sick apprehension at his fate.



Morganna had advised Wendy to  not only to publicly defeat Superior Man, but to totally destroy his reputation, and make him a laughing stock, relying on Wendy's own ingenuity  to carry out her wishes. Her confidence in the cruel girl proved well founded.


Nothing could please Wendy more than the destruction and humiliation of a superhero. Her ring attendants, swiftly provided her with a small stool and a deadly kryptonite paddle. In no time she had upended Superior Man across her lap and raised the paddle high.

After spanking the denuded hero bare behind in a humiliating display of female dominance, Wendy carried the disgraced, whimpering crimefighter back to her Aunt's clinic. Able to fly as well as Superior Man, himself, Wendy transported her trophy in the most humiliating, painful way imaginable, flying low over the streets of the City, so few would miss the horrifying spectacle. Already whimpering in near tears, after the brutal spanking, Superior Man's agonized shrieks, shrieks from super-powered lungs, echoed thunderously, through the entire city, arousing terror in the hearts of  all upright and honest citizens.


Back at the clinic, Wendy proudly displayed her first male victim to her admiring Aunt Morganna.


Though she was never a girl to play at dressing up dolls when she was younger, Wendy enjoyed dressing the former superhero in a costume appropriate for his new role in life. She eagerly dragged the terrified, helpless male victim to maid's dressing room.


All hope of rescue now gone, Supergran looked on despairingly as Wendy begins training her unfortunate nephew to be one more unpaid maid at the hellish clinic. Superior Man's training likely included more than one session with the troll family's most treasured heirloom, the Morgullus phallus.


The balance of the pictures, I have no recollection what I intended for them, and I had left no textual clues. Make of them what you will.



 



























The following brief sequence was not superhero, but despite its age (June, 2000) it turned out rather well. I'm sorry I never completed it.










Alas, this concludes all of the unused F/M material I could find. The Miscellanea Series will continue as F/F only, while that material lasts.The only other F/M segment I found, I am calling "Blasphemy", and completing it as a standalone story separate from the Miscellanea Series. Hopefully, I will not dawdle too long in its completion.