Super Dense By Gribble, Gribble77@hotmail.com Amanda: Be careful with that! Guy1: Look lady, if ya think ya can move this here gym equipment any better yer welcome to try. Guy2: Yeah, it ain't like we got nothin' better to do. Amanda: Just don't break any of it. It's the latest model and it cost more than you two will probably make in your lives. Guy1: Whatever, it's time for our break. Amanda: You can't take a break now, the gym opens in an hour and this new equipment has to be set up by then. Guy2: Like we care, we'll be back in 15 minutes. Amanda watches with total contempt as the two guys begin walking toward the exit. They whisper a couple of comments to each other as they go. Guy2: Crazy bitch, did ya see the arms on her. She probably could move it by herself. Guy1: Yeah, and that other woman is even bigger. I'm guessin' they use their own equipment more than their customers. Guy2: I wouldn't doubt it. If I owned my own gym, I'd be pumping iron all the time. Guy1: Ya need it. Ha ha ha Guy2: Aw... shuddap. Amanda: Stupid men. I'm glad I prefer women. Speaking of which Susan is gonna hit the roof if I don't get this equipment in place before we open. Just then Susan steps into the doorway of her office. Susan: Amanda. Come into the office, we need to talk. (Amanda): Just great, now I'm going to get it. Amanda slowly walks to the office and goes inside. Susan is sitting behind her desk, she has a very serious look on her face. Amanda: Look Susan, it's not my fault. Those two guys are the laziest men I've ever met. Susan: Forget about them. Close the door and lock it. Amanda quickly realizes what this is about and does what Susan asked her to do. Susan: You probably guessed by now, we have an assignment. Amanda: Finally, some action. I mean the gym is a nice cover and all but I need to kill somebody. What's the mission, do we plant a nuclear bomb in a government building? Maybe poison the city water supply? Susan: Not this time, we are ordered to steal a formula and if possible slow down this governments development of it. Amanda: What!?! Steal a formula! What kind of mission is that? It's a total waste of our skills. I... Susan: That's enough! This assignment has a triple z priority. Amanda: Triple z! I didn't think there was such a thing. What's so important about this formula? Susan: This formula can increase the density of almost any metal it comes into contact with and without an increase in weight. With it you could make tanks out of cardboard and they would be stronger and lighter than steel ones. At least that's what it will do when it's perfected. Amanda: What's the point of stealing a formula that doesn't work? Why don't we wait until they're done with it, then steal it? Susan: Because then they would have the finished formula and could use it. Our government wants to try to finish it first, then we could use it. Our tanks and jets would be unstoppable, our country could take over the world! Amanda: Alright, calm down. Your turning me on, with all this talk of unstoppable conquering . You know how horny I am, we haven't done anything in weeks. I don't suppose we have time before the assignment to fool around, do we? Susan: No, there is too much to plan, you'll have to control your hormones a little bit longer. Amanda: Fine, as long as I get to kill someone. Later that night... Amanda: Are you sure this is the right place? I thought this was an abandoned ice cream factory. Susan: It is an abandoned ice cream factory, the government bought it and turned it into a secret research facility. Amanda: I don't see any guards, I don't even see any security cameras. Susan: Don't you think people would get suspicious if they saw armed guards and security cameras at an abandoned factory? Trust me the inside is guarded like Fort Knox. Amanda: How are we going to get in? Susan: Didn't you hear anything I said back at the gym? Amanda: Not really, you were working out while we discussed the plans and I was sort of distracted by your muscles. Susan: Honestly, I don't know how I ever got stuck with you. It's a good thing your better in bed than you are at espionage and sabotage. Ok listen good because I'm only going to say this one more time. Amanda: You have my undivided attention o' great leader. Susan: Alright, as you have noticed the outside is totally unprotected. The first thing we do is make are way to that small building over there. It controls the ventilation for the entire factory. Since it doesn't have any secret stuff in it, it is not guarded in any way. Once we enter the building we access the air filtering system and at exactly 22:00 we release the knockout gas into the factory. It should put everyone inside to sleep for at least an hour. Amanda: Knockout gas, what are we wimps? Why not use a deadly gas and kill them all? Susan: Because we have an agent inside, where do you think we got all this information? Amanda: Why doesn't this agent steal the formula? Susan: Our government wants to keep the agent in place to keep an eye on the this governments' progress with the formula. Stealing the formula would put the agent at risk of being found out. Amanda: I see, but I kind of recall you said I would get to kill somebody. Susan: If you'd let me finish, I'll get to that. Once everyone is out cold, we use the information supplied to us by the other agent to make our way to the main vault. At that point we'll split up, I'll stay at the vault and open it and take a sample of the formula. You will proceed to the main lab and do what you can to slow down their research efforts. If possible kill the lead scientist, her name is Linda Noahlot. Her picture is in the the bag with the gas. Amanda: Can I kill other people too? Susan: You are one twisted woman, but yes as long as they aren't wearing a security uniform. Amanda: Let me guess, our inside agent is part of the security force and for security reasons we weren't told the name or what he or she looks like. Susan: Right, there's just one more thing, we are on a tight schedule. We have to be in and out in twenty minutes. Amanda: But the gas should last for at least an hour. Why the hurry? Susan: There are security cameras inside and our agent can only disable them for twenty minutes. After that our little crime will be on camera, and our government wants as little evidence left behind as possible. Amanda: Figures, sometimes I think they worry too much. Susan: We have our orders. Anyway, after we're done tonight you'll have a chance to tell them what you think personally. Amanda: You mean we get to go home? Susan: Only if we're successful tonight, so don't fuck this up. Amanda: Oh I love it when you're so commanding. Susan: That's enough, this is serious. If we fail tonight are lives will be over. Amanda: Sorry, it's just that I'm so horny. I'll feel better after I kill a few people. A few minutes before 22:00... Assistant: Here's what came out of the separator. Linda takes two plastic test tubes from the assistant. One is filled with a dark red liquid, the other with a slightly lighter red. Assistant: Do you need anything else, it's time for my break? Linda: No, thank you. I'll manage without you for awhile. Assistant: Ok, I'll be back in half an hour. Linda hardly hears the assistant leave, she is too intent on studying the two liquids. Linda: Of course! That's why the formula has unpredictable results. It's actually two separate formulas. One increases density, the other appears to somehow increase size. That would explain the problems, the formulas are conflicting with each other. The combined formula is trying to compress the matter as well as expand it. This is amazing! If this second formula works on organic matter we may be able to end world hunger! The excited scientist quickly sets the test tube with the lighter red liquid down carefully but almost drops it. Linda: Whoops! That was close, wouldn't want to spill this stuff on me. There's no telling what it might do to a human. Of course I wouldn't have almost dropped it if I didn't have to wear these plastic gloves, and this stupid environmental suit is even worse. I am so tired of having to check my air all the time. I guess I shouldn't complain plastic is one of the few materials the formula has no effect on. Oh well back to work, now I've got two formulas to test. Linda rushes around the lab performing experiment after experiment. She is so engrossed in her work she doesn't bother to look out the only window in the room. If she did she would she a disturbing scene, people collapsing for no apparent reason. A few minutes later... Amanda: Now that's a big door! Susan: Yeah, ten feet high, ten feet wide and one foot thick of solid steel. Amanda: You sure you can open it? Susan: Of course I can open it! I was top of my class in safe cracking. Amanda: That's strange I heard it was... Susan: Just get to the lab, remember we have less than 18 minutes left so hurry. Amanda: Alright, I'm going. You can be such a bitch sometimes. I like it! Susan gives Amanda a look that could hammer a nail through steel. Amanda wisely decides it's time to find the main lab. She takes the picture of Linda out of the equipment bag and looks at it one more time. Then puts it back and heads off down a corridor in search of her target. Susan takes out her tools and begins to work on the vault door. After about seven minutes the huge door swings open. Susan walks through it and into a huge room made entirely out of steel. In the middle of the room is a large plastic pit with a very dark red liquid in it. Above the pit is a tank suspended by four chains coated in plastic. Susan: Looks like they can't wait to dip that tank. Speaking of dips, what's taking Amanda so long. She should be back by now, guess I'll have to find her. I'll leave the vault open and get a sample of the formula on the way out. Meanwhile... Amanda: Take that, you unwashed suppressor of my people. Unwashed suppressor, he he, I like that. Amanda takes her knife out of the dead body lying at her feet and cleans the blood off on it's shirt. Amanda: Let me see, that makes 8 people so far and I'm just now beginning to enjoy myself. It's not as much fun when they're not awake to scream. Hmm, guess I should find that scientist. Now where is that lab supposed to be? Amanda looks around and sees a sign on a nearby wall telling her how to get to the lab. She follows the signs instructions and soon finds herself standing outside a small room. She walks over to a nearby window and looks in. She is surprised to see someone in an environmental suit walking around, seemingly unaware of what has happened outside the room. Amanda: Looks like I might hear some screams after all. Amanda puts her knife away, opens the door and walks up behind the person inside. Amanda: Excuse me, I'm looking for Linda Noahlot. Linda jumps at the unexpected voice and quickly turns around. Linda: I'm Linda Noahlot...Hey you're not supposed to be in here without a protective suit. Amanda: Mmmm, your much better looking in person than you are in your picture. Of course it was just a face shot. Even through that suit I can tell you have nice tits and a firm ass. Tell me do you work out? Linda: What!?! Didn't you hear me? You're not supposed to... Amanda: Yeah, yeah. If your that worried about me why don't you give me your suit? Linda: I'm not going to give you mine! Amanda: I insist. Linda watches as the woman pulls out a very big and very sharp knife. Linda looks at the woman, decides she isn't kidding around and slowly takes off the environmental suit. Amanda: That's much better, now take off your shirt and bra. I want to see those tits of yours while they still have life in them. He he he. Linda hesitates a moment, but the evil look in the eyes of the strange woman convinces her to do it. A few seconds later her shirt and bra are lying on the floor along with the suit. Amanda: That ass of yours looks great through those pants, lets see what it looks like without them. Susan: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?! Amanda: Susan! I was just... Susan: You're supposed to be killing the scientist not setting up a photo shoot for playboy! Amanda: This...this is the scientist...I was just having some fun... I was just about to kill her. Really! Susan: Do you realize we only have five minutes left! You've put this mission in serious jeopardy. You're a disgrace to our country! When we get back you'll be lucky to get a job sweeping streets. Now kill her and lets get out of here. Amanda: I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself. I'll do it right now. Susan: WAIT! I just had an idea. Getting a sample of this formula out of the country could be a little tricky. But with the right papers we could get a dead body out. All we have to do is make her drink the formula and our scientists can extract it from her dead body. Hold her still. Amanda steps behind the still topless Linda and forces her arms behind her back. Linda struggles for a few seconds then gives up. Susan walks over to a test tube rack and picks up one of the two test tubes with red liquid in it. Susan: Is this the density formula? Linda looks at the woman and then down at the floor, Amanda twists one of her arms a little. Linda: OW! Y..yes that's it. Susan: Good, now don't worry this will all be over in a second. Linda stands calmly as Susan walks over to her and put the test tube to Lindas' lips. Susan: Drink it. Linda looks into Susan's eyes, then at the test tube. Suddenly with fear powered strength she wrenches her arms free and pushes Susan as hard as she can. The red liquid spills down Lindas' naked chest and is immediately absorbed into the skin. Linda feels a strange chill all over her body, followed by a weird sensation like all her muscles were flexing at the same time. Before she can overcome her shock Amanda grabs her by the arms again. Susan: Can't you even hold a wimpy scientist! Amanda: Sorry, she was totally relaxed. I guess I... Susan: I almost got that stuff on me! You are such a fuck-up! I don't think she swallowed any, we better try again. I'll hold her this time, go over there and get that other test tube. Linda feels Susan grab her and even though she's bigger than Amanda and is very upset, Linda can barely feel her grip. (Linda): I've got to do something, I was lucky the formula had no effect on me when it was absorbed by my skin. But ingesting it will almost surely kill me. This woman's grip seems to be getting weaker by the second. I doubt she's expecting me to try anything again, the other woman is over by the table if I break free again I can make a run for the door. What happens next amazes everyone in the room. Just as Amanda picks up the other test tube, Linda manages to bring both her arms out from behind her back. The amazing part isn't that she managed to do it, it's not even that she did it with ease. The amazing part is Susan never let go. Linda can hardly believe her eyes as she raises her right arm and sees Susan hanging on it with a confused look on her face. Linda: What the...!?! A strange feeling of confidence comes over Linda. She reaches down and grabs Susan by the throat with one hand and picks her up off the ground. Then with her other hand grabs the waist of her pants and lifts the huge woman over her head. Amanda: HOLY SHIT! Susan: HOW!?! Linda: I'm so strong! The formula must have increased the density of my muscles. Linda drops Susan and walks over to a one inch thick steel bar that was supposed to be used for testing the formula. She grabs the twelve inch long bar with both hands, one at each end. Then with a little effort bends the two ends together. Suddenly Susan pulls out a knife and rushes her, she stabs Linda as hard as she can. The knife blade snaps and doesn't even leave a mark on her. Linda: Did you really think you could hurt me? Linda casually backhands Susan sending her flying across the room and into a wall. Linda: Don't you realize what's happened to me. I've become super human. I'm the most powerful person on the planet now. Nothing can stop me! Amanda: Oh, I wouldn't say that! Linda turns and faces Amanda, the large woman has an evil look in her eye and a test tube of red liquid in her hand. She holds out her empty hand palm up and pours the formula onto it. Every bit of the red liquid is immediately absorbed. Amanda quickly feels a warm sensation all over her body. Followed by a strange feeling of her muscles flexing. Suddenly it looks like someone is inflating balloons under her shirt, then her shirt begins to tear as her growing breast rip free of their confinement. The rest of her body soon joins in, ripping and tearing all her clothes. Her big biceps growing larger and larger. Her thighs shredding her pants as they swell to unbelievable size. When the growth stops Amanda is naked, at least a foot taller and about 100 pounds of muscle heavier. Amanda: HAHAHAHA! Look at me! OOHH! I feel so powerful! Amanda begins flexing her huge muscles and feeling her tits and her perfect ass. She flexes her right arm and kisses the bicep that rises to greet her. Amanda: Now who's the most powerful person in the world. HAHAHA. I don't know why I grew and you didn't but who cares. I'm practically a goddess now. From now on I give the orders and my first one is for you to come over her and lick my pussy, super slut. HAHA Linda just stands there, unable to move. Her feeling of confidence has left her. Amanda: I said come over here! Amanda pounds her fist onto the table and it shatters sending pieces flying everywhere. Amanda: OW! That hurt. (Linda): That's strange I didn't feel anything when that woman broke that knife on me. Of course! I got the density formula, that other woman must have used the size formula! Amanda watches as Linda calmly walks up to her, looks up into her eyes and smiles. Amanda: You should be smiling, you have the honor of being the first to pleasure me, now that I'm unstoppable. I think Susan will have the honor of being the second. Where is she anyway I don't see her anywhere... Linda: Shut up. Amanda: What! You dare speak to me like that? Linda: I said shut up! Linda punches Amanda in her incredible abs, causing her to bend over holding the now tender spot. Amanda quickly regains herself and punches the smaller woman in the face. Linda just smiles, while Amanda holds her broken hand. Amanda: What... What's happening?! Why aren't you hurt? I should be stronger than you, my muscles are huge. Linda: It seems I'm not the only one here who is super dense. You used a different formula. It may have made you bigger, but I'm still stronger. Amanda takes a wild swing with her unbroken hand, Linda catches it and crushes it with ease. Then she proceed to beat Amanda to a pulp. When she's done Amanda is just a bloody pile of broken bones lying on the floor. Linda: Now for that other one, I think Susan was her name. Linda begins looking all around the lab but can't find Susan anywhere. Linda: She must be hiding or maybe she ran off. HAHA. It's strange, knowing that she fears me gives me pleasure. Just then Linda spots some shoes just outside the door. She walks over and examines them. Then she sees a shirt a few feet down the hallway. Linda: These look like the clothes Susan was wearing. Why would she take off her... THE VAULT! MY GOD! There's a thousand gallons in there. If she absorbs that much formula... Linda rushes through the factory heading straight for the vault. Every now and then she would find some clothes lying in the halls. Until finally she rounds the last corner just in time to see the now naked Susan step into the vault and close the huge door. Linda runs up to the huge door and begins pounding on it, her super strength causing huge dents in the foot thick door. The sound of her beating the door down is almost deafening, after what seems like forever she manages to make a hole all the way through. With a little more effort she makes the hole big enough to fit through. She quickly climbs through and is horrified at what she sees. Standing in the middle of the now empty pit is the naked form of Susan. She looks like she is crying, not tears of pain, but tears of overwhelming bliss. She places one hand on her hip and flexes her other arm. Electricity crackles around her super dense arm. She looks around and sees Linda. SUSAN: The power! More than you can imagine! I feel like I could juggle entire worlds! HAHAHAHA! I'm a goddess now. You should be on your knees. I...Ughh...what's happening...I feel... so warm. I... Before Susan can finish her sentence her tits seem to explode to the size of beach balls. She throws her head back and moans loudly. Just then her entire body begins to grow. She gets taller and taller and her muscles get bigger and bigger. Her breasts begin to grow again and seem determined to be the largest part of her body. Soon she reaches 15 feet tall and the moans become louder. She begins to rub herself all over and almost immediately cum can be seen running down her legs. She passes twenty feet, then thirty feet, at forty feet she grabs the tank hanging over head and crushes it like it was nothing. She then tosses the tank over to where Linda is standing and watching in awe. Linda puts her hands up and tries to catch it, but is knocked down by the falling pile of steel. Susan doesn't notice, she just continues to grow and revel in the feeling. At fifty feet her head crashes into the steel ceiling, her growth keeps going unfazed by the strong metal. At eighty feet her growth seems to slow, at ninety feet she stops getting taller, but her muscles and breasts continue to expand. Finally when it looks like she can't get any bigger and still move around with ease, the growth stops. SUSAN: I... AM... POWER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Susan looks down and sees the pile of metal that used to be a tank suddenly fly about twenty feet. A very scared looking Linda is staring up at her. Susan lifts up her foot and steps on Linda. Even though she doesn't stomp the ground trembles. She lifts her foot and sees a red pile of goo where Linda was standing. Susan looks around for a few seconds and then walks off toward the moon, eager to take her place as ruler of the tiny speck called Earth. Forty five minutes later... Guard: Here's the security tapes you asked for. Mary: Has anyone watched these. Guard: No, they were brought to you immediately. Just as you ordered. Mary: Thank you, has the large body in the lab been identified yet? Guard: No, we are still working on it. Mary: I see, very well continue your search for Dr. Noahlot and see that I'm not disturbed. Mary watches as the guard leaves, then she gets up, locks the door and closes the blinds. She quickly finds the tape labeled vault-cam and begins watching it, she fast forwards the blank parts until finally the picture comes in and she sees movement. Mary: Those Idiots. They were supposed to leave before the security cameras came back on line. I may be head of security but I doubt I can cover this up. What in the world... Is she naked? The rest of the tape makes even less since, but none the less Mary finds it very interesting. She sees a naked woman get into the plastic lined pit with the density formula. The womans' body begins to absorb the red liquid like a sponge. Then a hand comes through the foot thick steel vault door and begins to tear a wide hole in it. After a few more seconds the woman absorbs the last bit of formula and the projects' lead scientist crawls through the hole in the door and strangely enough she isn't wearing a shirt or bra. The woman in the pit flexes her arm and, what looks like, electricity dances around it. Mary watches the rest of the tape in total disbelief. When the ninety foot woman walks out of range of the camera she stops the tape. Mary: That can't be what happened! It would explain all the damage but...it can't be real. But if it is what really happened... Mary sits in her chair lost in thought for a couple of minutes, then suddenly gets up and rushes over to her safe. She quickly opens it and takes out a metal box with the word top secret written across the top. She sets the box on her desk and then picks up all the security tapes, including the one in the tape player, and dumps them in a metal trash can. She then grabs some papers from her desk and puts them in the trash can as well. Then she takes a bottle of lighter fluid out of her desk, soaks the inside of the trash can, and lights it on fire. She grabs the metal box, looks around her office and rushes out into the factory. She makes it all the way to the main exit when someone calls her name. Mary: Uh... general. What can I do for you? General: You can start by telling me where you're going with those top secret papers. Mary: You've probably heard that the lead scientist for the project is missing and presumed dead. General: Yes, go on. Mary: Well, these papers are the only way we can make more of her formula. For security reasons these are the only copies, and I felt that this site was no longer a safe place to keep them. So I was taking them to a secure location. General: ... ... ... I see... ... Carry on then. Mary: Yes SIR! Mary watches as the general turns and leaves, then she quickly exits the factory and looks around. A few feet away she sees the car the general must have arrived in. She walks over to it and gets in. After a few moments she manages to hotwire it and quickly drives away. Mary: That wasn't so hard. Now where's the nearest place I can get the chemicals I need? Meanwhile in the nearby city... Reporter: I'm live here in the middle of downtown. No one here seems to know what's causing the quakes, but many are beginning to panic. I... wait a minute I think I see something... My god! It's a woman! She's fucking huge! She's about one hundred feet tall and her tits and muscles are...Fucking incredible! I've never seen... anything like her! Oh no, she's headed this way. Run! Get that camera out of my face you fucking moron! She'll kill us both! The reporter takes off like he was being chased by a hurricane, but the cameraman is too awestruck to run. He can only tilt his camera up and up some more as the towering woman makes her way toward him. The earthquakes caused by her steps, make it difficult to remain standing but somehow he manages. Finally just as she is close enough to step on him she looks down right at him. SUSAN: Is that camera on? Good. People of the world, I am your goddess. Worship and obey me and I may let you live. From now on, I'm in charge of EVERYTHING! I realize you doubt my power and so for the first few days I won't punish your attempts to stop me. If after that you still resist me I will destroy you all. So speaks Susan the All-Powerful. With her speech done Susan turns and faces a nearby building, she places her hands so that the building is between them then brings her hands together. The brick building offers no resistance to her massive form. Then she looks down at the cameraman, smiles and steps on him. She then continues to demolish the city. Two days later... General: So to sum it all up, Mr. President, none of our weapons seem to hurt her. She actually seems to enjoy the bombs exploding all over her. President: Did the town get evacuated in time? General: Yes sir. President: Good... Now then, you're convinced this woman was involved in the theft of that secret density formula. General: Yes sir. I believe she had help, possibly from the head of security for the project. She hasn't been seen for two days now. President: Do you think nuclear weapons can stop this giantess. General: Maybe. In any case it's the only thing we have that stands a chance. President: Ok, general. Let's nuke the bitch. General: SIR, YES SIR! Susan watches as more jets fly overhead and laughs when she sees hundreds of bombs drop from them. They hit with incredible accuracy and the explosions can be heard from miles away. When the explosions finally stop, Susan picks up a huge part of a demolished building and tosses it at the jets as they fly away. She manages to hit a few and she laughs some more as she watches them plummet to the ground. SUSAN: Looks like they're leaving for good this time, must be out of bombs. Oh well I suppose I gave them enough time to see how pointless it is to try to stop me. I think I'll go and make my demands known. It's strange, the world belongs to me now and I don't know what to do with it. It's not like I need food or anything, I haven't eaten in days and I'm not even hungry. I think I'll have them build giant statues as monuments to my greatness. MARY: They won't have time to waste on your coffin, let alone statues. Susan turns around and finds herself staring at a pair of legs. She looks up and sees they belong to a woman. A 200 foot woman, who has muscles that make Susans look almost non-existent. SUSAN: WHO ARE YOU!? MARY: I AM POWER! Susan feels the ground shake as the sound of the womans voice echoes all around her. An incredible fear grips Susan as she realizes that just by shouting this woman caused the ground to tremble. SUSAN: How did you get so big? MARY: You can't be that stupid. SUSAN: But I absorbed all the formula. MARY: You forgot about the notes. SUSAN: FUCK! I knew I forgot something. I suppose your here to stop me. MARY: I knew you weren't as stupid as you looked. SUSAN: Well I'm not giving up without a fight. I don't care if you are twice as big as I am. MARY: I wouldn't have it any other way. Just as the two goddesses are about to fight, a surviving air raid siren goes off. The two giantesses look around but do not see any jets, then off in the distance they see a huge missile and then another, and another one after that. The three missiles are flying high and are heading straight for the two unstoppable women. SUSAN: I haven't seen missiles like those before, they're huge. MARY: I have. They're nuclear. SUSAN: Well, this should be interesting. MARY: YES, it should. A few minutes later... General: What?! Are you serious!? I'll tell the President right away. President: General. General: Sir I have some good news and I have some bad news. President: Well, out with it! General: Yes sir, the good news is that the woman known as Susan is dead. President: What's the bad news? General: The bad news is that the three nukes had no effect on her. President: But you just said she was dead. General: Yes sir, she was killed by... she was killed by an even bigger woman, sir. President: A BIGGER WOMAN! General are you telling me that there is another giantess even more powerful than the first. General: Yes sir. After the nukes went off, we sent some recon planes in to examine the site. They reported that they saw a new woman about two hundred feet tall... Uh I believe they said "beating the shit out of the first giantess". The recon planes said she killed the first woman and then began walking east. President: Do you think she's headed here? General: I don't know sir, but with the luck you have with women, I'd say you're fucked! THE END