Gamma rays are for wimps! 
By Gribble, Gribble77@hotmail.com 

Announcer:  The judges have reached a decision... and the winner of the 
  1st Miss Galaxy Super Heavyweight title is... Susan Goldwin! 

The crowd erupts into wild cheering even though they aren't surprised, every
one of them knows that Susan Goldwin is probably the biggest and strongest
woman in the world. They watch almost in awe as the six foot, four inch tall
blond haired, blue eyed, bodybuilder calmly walks over to the announcer to
receive her trophy and give a small acceptance speech. She doesn't look
surprised that she won, in fact she looks like she thought that her winning
the contest was inevitable. 

Announcer:  Ladies and gentlemen, we have a surprise for you tonight. 
  Here to present the trophy to tonights' winner is the one 
  and only She-Hulk! 

The crowd once again goes wild maybe even more so this time. If they were
watching in awe before, now they are watching in total disbelief. She-Hulks'
massive seven foot tall body makes Susans' amazing body look wimpy in
comparison. She-Hulk strides over to Susan carrying a huge trophy
effortlessly in one hand and then gives it to Susan who, trying not to be
upstaged, also holds it with one hand over her head with a bit of effort.
The announcer says something to She-Hulk and then without warning She-Hulk
bends down and with one arm grabs Susan by the ankle and lifts her over her
own head with ease. All at once everyone starts laughing, everyone but Susan
who looks like she wants to kill everyone in the room. After a few moments
She-Hulk puts Susan down. She steps aside so Susan can stand next to the
announcer, She-Hulk doesn't seem to notice the anger in Susans' eyes. 

Announcer:  Hey I just had an idea maybe we can persuade She-Hulk to do 
  a little posing for us. What do you think audience. Would 
  you like to see her pose a little? 

Susan can't believe her ears, she wonders who would want to see a green 
freak pose when there's a real woman on stage, namely herself. The crowd
answers with a lot of cheering and She-Hulk pretends to be shy. She doesn't
pretend long and soon starts to do a few poses. The crowd cheers louder than
ever. After a couple of minutes She-Hulk stops posing and walks over to
stand beside the announcer almost forcing Susan out of the way. 

Announcer:  Well we're almost out of time, would you like to say 
  anything to all your fans? 

Susan looks even angrier now, especially since She-Hulk just wasted a lot of
time that could have been used for her acceptance speech. At least there is
still some time left, Susan is about to take the microphone when She-Hulk
grabs it. 

She-Hulk:  Thank you. I just want to say I'm really happy to be here 
  and even happier to know I have so many great fans. Also, if
  you liked the show tonight, please tell your friends because
  this sport can always use more fans. 

She-Hulk hands the microphone back to the smiling announcer.

Announcer:  That's all the time we have, be sure to join us next year
  for what will truly be a contest of champions. 

The announcer and She-Hulk turn and walk off stage. Susan looks into the
crowd and watches the audience begin to leave. She just stands on stage and
listens to them talking about She-Hulk as they file out. Not one of them
seems to even notice Susan is still standing on stage. After a few minutes
the huge room is empty and Susan is alone with her trophy. She looks at it
for a couple of seconds and then suddenly grabs it with both hands, raises
it over her head and then smashes it down on the stage. It breaks into a
couple of pieces, which slide across the floor. For the next few minutes a
scream of rage can be heard from blocks away. 

FOURTEEN YEARS LATER... 

The electronics warehouse is dark and seems almost deserted, except for the
sound of a wooden crate being opened. She-Hulk walks quietly toward
the sound, her large body hidden by the stacks of boxes all around her. It
doesn't take her long to trace the sound to its' source. It looks like a man
wearing black sweat pants, a grey jacket and a black ski-mask is opening up
crates looking for something. She-Hulk ducks down behind a nearby crate and
watches to make sure that the person is alone. Not because she's afraid of
being outnumbered, but because she wants to catch all the people involved.
After a few minutes the man sits down to rest, She-Hulk decides to make her
move. She stands up and walks up behind the masked man. 

She-Hulk:  Ok stop what your doing and tell me who you are. 

The masked man turns quickly to face her. 

?????:   It's about time you got here, I was afraid you were so
  stupid you got lost! 

She-Hulk:  What do you mean? You were expecting me? 

?????:   Of course you moron, who do you think called you and told 
  you about tonights' little crime?! 

She-Hulk: Listen buddy, watch the insults or you might just regret 
  them!

?????:   I hardly think so bitch! 

She-Hulk:  That does it, I'm going to hit you so hard you'll be
  spending the rest of your life in a prison hospital. 

?????:   That doesn't seem like a fair fight, you have all those 
  super muscles and all I have is this gun. 

The masked figure reaches into his jacket and pulls out a large gun and 
points it at She-Hulk. 

She-Hulk:  You do realize I'm bulletproof don't you? 

?????:   Then it's a good thing this gun doesn't shoot bullets, now 
  isn't it. It's a high powered tranquilizer gun that shoots
  gamma irradiated adamantium darts.

Before She-Hulk can react the masked man shoots a dart into her right 
shoulder, then another one into her left thigh, and still another one into
her stomach. Suddenly She-Hulks' vision begins to blur and she feels light
headed. She stumbles forward and barely manages to keep herself standing by
leaning on a crate.Then she falls to the ground face up with a loud thump.
The masked man walks over to her and slowly takes the ski mask off. The last
thing She-Hulk sees before blacking out is a slightly familiar female face
with blue eyes and long blond hair. 

A FEW HOURS LATER... 

She-Hulk:  OOOHHH... What happened... I feel like a was hit by my 
  cousin. 

?????:   Good your awake. I don't want you dead just yet. 

Upon hearing the voice She-Hulk quickly opens her eyes and sees a tall blond
woman standing about three feet in front of her. The woman is wearing a long
white lab coat which is buttoned all the way up. She-Hulk tries to take a
step forward and quickly discovers her arms and legs are chained to a wall.
She-Hulk pulls as hard as she can but is unable to free herself.

She-Hulk:  You better release me or I'm going to be very mad when I 
  free myself. 

Woman:   Don't be ridiculous not even your cousin could break those 
  chains, they're solid adamantium. In fact all the metal in
  this room, including the walls, is adamantium. 

She-Hulk looks around, the room is about thirty feet wide and forty feet
long. The walls look about thirty feet high and except for the one she is
chained to, they all have strange electronic equipment along them. 

She-Hulk:  That's ridiculous there isn't that much adamantium in the 
  entire world. 

Woman:   There is now... One of my many discoveries was a way to 
  cheaply mass produce adamantium. It's made me very rich, but
  it has never made me happy. 

She-Hulk:  Look, I don't know who you are or what... 

Woman:   You don't, do you. I'm not even a faint memory to you am I!! 
  Well I'll just have to give you a little hint. 

She-Hulk watches as the woman rolls up the right sleeve of her lab coat to
reveal a very muscular arm. The woman flexes it and the resulting muscles
are the biggest She-Hulk has ever seen on a woman besides herself. She-Hulk
looks at the woman more closely. She's about six feet four inches tall, has
blue eyes and long blond hair. 

She-Hulk:  Now I remember you. Your Susan Goldwin, you won the 1st Miss 
  Galaxy Super Heavyweight title. You never returned to defend
  your title. I thought you died or something.

Susan:   Oh I died... and you were the one who killed me. 

She-Hulk:  That's crazy, besides the fact you're obviously alive, I
  only met you once before and I know I didn't kill you then. 

Susan:   No, you just made a fool of me! Stole all my spotlight! Well
  now is the time I get even! 

She-Hulk:  What are you... 

Susan:   SHUT UP!!! I'll clue you in you big green freak! Do you see
  this body? I worked hard for it. I trained for years to 
  become the biggest and strongest woman possible. And just
  when I was about to get my rightful recognition you come
  along with your gamma powered body and upstage me! How 
  could I compete with that! Tell me HOW?!?

She-Hulk: I don't know I... 

Susan:   I didn't know either but I figured out a way, at first I 
  went back to the gym and began to train even harder but it
  soon became apparent that I could never become as big or
  strong as you by pumping iron. I began to think of how
  unfair it was that you had huge muscles and super strength
  all because of some stupid radiation. Then it hit me, gamma
  radiation had turned some five foot six inch, one hundred 
  and thirty five pound wimp into a seven foot, five hundred
  pound super woman. Imagine what it would do to my six foot
  four, two hundred and twenty five pound body! I would be 
  unstoppable! So I took my prize money and went to the best
  school's around. I studied biology, chemistry, electronics,
  physics, everything I needed to prepare for tonight.

She-Hulk:  You don't mean... you're not going to expose yourself to 
  gamma radiation are you? That's almost suicide, very few
  people have what it takes to survive gamma radiation. 

Susan:   I know that you fool! Besides the fact it would turn me 
  green, gamma rays are for wimps! I discovered a new type of 
  radiation I call it Omega radiation. It's far more powerful
  and...

She-Hulk:  That makes it even more deadly, you would never survive... 

Susan:   Be silent you fucking bitch! I know I couldn't survive it, 
  but you could and once I find out what makes you able to
  survive high doses of radiation, I'll be able to duplicate
  that in myself! And then I'll have my revenge! Ha Ha Ha. 

The next few hours seemed like days, every so often Susan would come over
and take some kind of blood or skin sample using tools made of the same
material as the chains and table. Sometimes Susan would fiddle with some
machine or something. It was very boring and She-Hulk was about to fall
asleep, when suddenly Susan begins to laugh maniacally. 

Susan:   Yes that's it!! I FOUND IT!!! I FOUND IT!! All I have to do
  is... 

She-Hulk snaps wide awake and watches as Susan begins to mix a few 
chemicals. When she is done she puts the mixture into a syringe and gives
herself a shot. She then walks over to the table She-Hulk is chained upon. 

Susan:   I've done it! I have to wait a few seconds to let the 
  chemicals get all through my blood stream. Then I zap myself
  with some Omega radiation and then... and then... HAHAHA. 

She-Hulk:  You're insane, you can't go through with this. It will
  kill...

Susan:   The only one who is going to get killed here is you! I think
  I've waited long enough. 

She-Hulk watched as Susan walks over to a large control panel and begins
turning dials and pressing buttons. After a few seconds she walks over to a
big machine with a long metal tube sticking out of one end and stands a few
feet in front of it. Then she points to a digital readout with some numbers
counting down on it. 

Susan:   See that countdown bitch, in just ten more seconds I'll be 
  on my way to becoming the most powerful person on earth! 

She-Hulk:  Don't do this. It's not to late. You can... 

It is obvious Susan isn't listening anymore she just stands there trembling
with anticipation. She-Hulk struggles with the chains one last time but
can't free herself. Then the countdown hits zero, a white beam shoots out of
the machine and envelopes Susan with a white glow. Susan starts laughing
with maniacal glee, but then the beam grows brighter and so does the glow
around Susan. Within a few seconds the glow around her was so bright 
She-Hulk has to look away. The laughter soon stops and is replaced by what
sounds like screams of agony. It sounds like Susan is being burned alive or
something. Suddenly all the electrical equipment in the room begins to shoot
sparks, until finally something explodes. The screaming stops and She-Hulk
tries to look back at where Susan was standing. The beam has stopped but
there is still a bright white glow coming from where Susan was. The glow is 
slowly fading and She-Hulk can almost see something in the center of the
glow. Then the room seems to shake, followed by another shake a half second
later, and then another. The glow seems to be getting closer to She-Hulk
with each shake. Finally the glow dims enough for She-Hulk to see what is
moving, she almost wets herself. It is Susan, completely naked and about ten
feet tall. She has more muscle than any being could possibly have and tits
that defy description. Her long blond hair is now down to her ass. Her blue
eyes are now even more blue and seem to glow. Her skin didn't turn green or
any other color, in fact it is better than ever, there isn't a mole or
blemish of any kind on her magnificent body. Looking at Susan, only two
words could describe her Perfect and Powerful. She stops about ten feet in
front of the chained She-hulk and flexed her left arm. The glow surrounding
her seems to dim and her body gains even more size.

SUSAN:   THE POWER! More than I ever dared dream about. I feel 
  invincible! 

The glow slowly fades completely and the towering Susan stops growing.
Now she is twelve feet tall with muscles twice the size of the Incredible
Hulk's. Susan begins flexing her super muscles watching them bulge to
outrageous size and then caressing them. 

SUSAN:   HAHAHAHA, NOW FOR MY REVENGE!!! 

She-Hulk feels terror for the first time in years. 

She-Hulk:  Please... Don't... Don't hurt me! I'm sorry for everything 
  I... 

SUSAN:   BE QUITE!!! How dare you speak without my permission, you 
  insignificant wimp!

Susan walks the rest of the distance between them and She-Hulk is glad the
floor shakes with each step, because it covers the fact that she is shaking
in fear. When Susan is face to face with She-Hulk, she grabs her chained
wrists and effortlessly snaps the chains holding her arms.

SUSAN:   There, now you can bow to me. Bow to the most powerful 
  person on earth. Bow to a goddess! 

Two things keeps She-Hulk from running for her life. The first is that her
legs are still chained to the wall and the second is that she is paralyzed
with fear. Susan seems a little upset that She-Hulk hasn't bowed to her. She
grabs She-Hulk by the front of her form fitting sports bra and lifts her off
the ground like she is a feather. 

SUSAN:   You will die for your defiance! 

Susan lifts She-Hulk higher into the air but when the chains around
She-Hulks legs are pulled tight, the sports bra tears and Susan is left
standing in front of a now topless She-hulk, with a bit of cloth in her
hand. Before the two women can react a huge body comes flying through the
adamantium wall She-Hulk is chained on. Both women are surprised to see the
body stand up and look at them. 

Thor:   By Odin's beard! Ne'er hath I seen such a sight. Fair
  She-Hulk tell me what doth transpire here! 

She-Hulk: THOR! You've got to help me! This woman is crazy, she's 
  going to kill me! 

Thor:   Fear not, you shall not come to harm. Not so long as Thor,
  god of thun... 

Before Thor can finish Susan backhands him, sending him flying across the
room. She pretends to stifle a yawn and turns to face She-Hulk once more.
But before she can say or do anything someone else enters the room. 

Juggernaut:  Where'd ya go, ya long haired wimp. I ain't done with... 
  What the fuck's goin' on here! I never woulda figured
  She-Hulk ta be inta this sorta kinky stuff. Hey She-Hulk
  who's da freak? 

SUSAN:   FREAK! HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT!?! 

Juggernaut:  I'm the unstoppable Juggernaut an' I'll talk any way I feel
  like. 

With obvious rage Susan grabs Juggernaut by the throat and lifts him off the
ground, then with her other arm she punches her hand all the way through
him. He just looks down at the hole in his body and blinks as Susan pulls
her hand out and wipes it off on him. 

Juggernaut: ... Ain't possible... nothin' stops the ... Juggernaut. 

As soon as he finishes speaking he collapses to the ground, dead. 

Thor:   Murderous wench! Thou will pay dearly for thy crime! Mjolnir
  will strike thee down. 

Thor hurls his hammer harder than he has ever thrown it before. The sonic
boom caused by it's flight can be heard from blocks away. It strikes Susan
in the head with the force of an atomic bomb and then falls to the ground,
Susan barely notices. She looks down at the hammer, then bends down and
picks it up. 

Thor:   Nay, tis not possible. None may lift Mjolnir, save those who 
  art worthy. 

SUSAN:  This is beginning to bore me. 

Susan grabs the head of the Uru hammer and crushes it with a bored look on
her face. Thor looks on in horror as the pieces of his hammer fall to the
ground. Then a berserker rage comes over him and with an unintelligible
roar he rushes the towering woman. He slams into her and comes to an abrupt
halt and soon finds his feet losing contact with the ground. Susan raises
Thor to her face. 

SUSAN:   You claim to be a god. You're nothing to me! I'll let you 
  live if you bow to me and agree to worship me. 

Thor:   Ne'er. Thor bows to no one but all-powerful Odin himself. I 
  will... 

Susan snaps his neck and tosses the dead body through a nearby wall with a
flick of her wrist. 

SUSAN:   It seems it's your turn now she-wimp. HAHAHA. 

She-Hulk feels weak in her legs and fights the urge to scream. Susan grabs
her by the throat and pulls, the remaining chains holding She-Hulk snap
loudly. 

She-Hulk:  ... Guhkk... Pl... Hrggh... Please... 

SUSAN:   I almost feel like letting you live, so you can watch me 
  take over this worthless speck of a planet. ALMOST! 

Suddenly there is a flash of light and a crash of thunder. Both women look
to see a towering man with a long white beard looking at them with obvious
fury. 

ODIN:   Know this mortal, none may kill a son of Odin and live!

Susan looks at She-Hulk and almost laughs. 

SUSAN:   This is ridiculous! I'll get back to you in a minute. 

She casually tosses She-Hulk into the ruined Omega equipment and turns to
face Odin. Before she can do anything else Odin points a finger at her and a
beam of unbelievable force hits her. The adamantium wall behind her crumbles
into dust but Susan just laughs. 

SUSAN:   Is that the best you can do!?! Oh, I'm going to enjoy 
  killing a so-called king of gods. HAHAHAHAHA! 

Susan begins walking toward Odin who just stands there looking confused. A
strange feeling comes over him, one he has never felt before. It is fear.
Startled by this new sensation he begins firing bolt after bolt of
destructive energy at the approaching woman. She just laughs and advances
without pause. Neither Odin or Susan notice the Omega equipment beginning to
spark and then activate. In seconds Susan is standing in front of Odin
looking down at him. 

SUSAN:   I'll give you the same choice I gave your wimp of a son. Bow
  to me and agree to worship me and you can live. 

ODIN:   Ye... N... No, never! I ... 

Susan grabs Odin by the throat and picks him up off the ground. 

SUSAN:   Too bad, you're probably one of the few so-called men who 
  could fuck me and live. Oh well, time for you to die. 

?????:   PUT HIM DOWN, BITCH!!!! 

Susan quickly looks to see who dared to talk to her in such a manner. She
nearly drops Odin at the sight she sees. Standing in a pile of destroyed
equipment is a naked woman eighteen feet tall, with brown hair and perfect
skin. Her muscles are even bigger than Susan's and she seems familiar. 

SUSAN:   NO! IT CAN'T BE... 

JENNIFER:  Yes it can! It seems your Omega radiation restored my 
  natural color and increased my already massive body. Now put
  him down! 

Susan watches in terror as the now unstoppable Jennifer strides over to
stand in front of her. Jennifer flexes her arms and electricity crackles
around them, Susan quickly drops Odin. 

ODIN:   My thanks, know that thou art always welcome in Asgard and
  that...

Before Odin can finish, his body falls to the ground, followed shortly 
by his head. A surprised look comes over one of the women. 

SUSAN:   YOU KILLED HIM! 

JENNIFER:  Yes, he was the first of many. Now that I'm a goddess there 
  will be no room for others claiming divinity. That includes
  you as well.

With casual ease Jennifer backhands Susan killing her instantly and sending
her body flying. It lands one hundred and forty eight miles away. 

JENNIFER:  I AM POWER!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 

THE END