Wired Shut by GJ I had entered this bar with my best buds, Danny and Sean....my name is Vince. We all workout on a regular basis and we spar at least 3 times a week at the gym. I am by far the biggest of the three of us. I am about 225lbs, 6'5", with 20" arms. My friends are smaller but still tough. As we walked in the three of us spotted this amazing woman. She was blond and very tall, taller then my two friends...lets see....maybe 6'2". It was her arms that took our breath away, for they were even bigger than mine. They were very vascular and she had a golden tan that accentuated her arm development. The rest of her was amazing. Her quads threatened to rip the hem off her gold lame mini-dress. Her ass was , well it could make you cry by its perfect contours. I think the 3 of us would have loved her to sit on our face and "rotate". A perky set of breasts, jutting out from her scoop necked fawn t shirt, completed the package. Oh ,did I mention dear reader, that her calves were diamond shaped and looked to be abt 19". So Sean, "The Stud", walked over to this goddess and sat next to her by physically removing some nerdy type by the scruff of his neck. As he sat down he called the bartender over. "I will have what she is having, dude." Well this got her attention, and she looked at him for the first time assessing his physique, and his looks in general. She took a sip of an orange looking liquid and said, "So you like carrot juice, too." Well poor Sean almost choked on the stuff that the bt had placed in front of him. Angry now, for appearing the fool, he yelled, "What kind of crap is this stuff...arggggggggggggggggggg!" She turned to him and in the most incredible sexy voice , like you don't speak to me kind of voice, menacing but with heavy sexual undertones. She said, "Don't you know you don't yell in the presence of a woman, especially one as superior as I am!" then she punched him once right on the underside of his jaw. We all heard the crack and then we saw an eruption of teeth, blood, drool and jaw fragments shoot out all over Sean, the bt, the glasses on the bar and on several patrons, nursing their drinks. Then she grabbed Sean by the hair and checked him. She was satisfied with what she saw and dropped him like a piece of garbage, saying, "Awww did momma break the little man's jaw." Everyone was stunned, needless to say. Danny and I ran over to help our friend. He was in really bad shape. His face looked like it had been hit with a baseball bat. He wasn't moving.....out cold. Then the strangest thing, this amazon turned to us and said, "Hi boys, come to play?...My name is Samantha Birch...First I want to remove this piece of garbage from my sight." Then she dragged him by his hair ,out the back door and into the alley, where a stinking, corroded dumpster stood. She lifted his 210lbs up with one arm and chucked him into its recesses."There, mother always said, everything in its place....Right boys?" Now unlike my friends I am a true gentleman. I walked up to this Samantha, noting that she had some of Sean's blood on her fists and top. "Look we are not here to hurt you, we want to take our friend to the emergency room."As I approached her she gave me a seductive smile. "He stays put, big guy." You are really cute, don't make me really mess up that lovely face. For a second, I was stunned by her cockiness and bravura. Just as I was going to take a step further, Danny pushed me out of the way, yelling" Let me at that bitch, no one does that to my friend." Before I could react, she punched friend #2 in the breadbasket. He looked like he was shot with a high powered rifle for he doubled over in severe pain. Then Samantha flexed her huge bicep and winked at me. "Watch this, this is so cool." Having said that she rapped her huge arm around Danny's jaw. She began to flex it up and down slowly. Ok that was enough, I took a swing at her, which she blocked. She smacked me hard across the face and got me in the same bicep hold as my friend, using the other arm. As she began to squeeze harder, I could feel my jaw start to shatter and soon blood was dripping down her huge, hard, veiny arm to the dirty alley's cobblestones. "You are too cute to permanently break, so I am going to just crack it a little. It can be repaired, but you will need to have your jaw wired shut. I will get back to you in a little while." I heard a crack and then felt something warm dripping down my face ,and then nothingness. In the meantime, Samantha was still flexing poor Danny's jaw to a pulp. "Now you, my friend, will need a lot more than just having your jaw wired. I will make sure of that." Danny had a pool of gore beneath him. His face looked like raw hamburger, totally unrecognizable. After pumping that arm up and down twice more, she realized he wasn't hearing a word she had spoken, so she dropped him into his own face -slime. With one arm she literally threw him into the dumpster, next to Sean. Then she started to move towards me. After bitch slapping me awake, she checked my jaw. "Yep, its cracked alright but it can be fixed. I will give you the name of a specialist that handles such cases if you are a really, really good boy. Now I want you to kiss my ass and do a good job. " What would you do dear reader.....would you act all macho and touch and get the same treatment as your friends or would you comply? Well I saw here round, hard globes slowly descending on my face. I began to kiss each cheek as if my life depended on it. As I did, I got so aroused that precum starting leaking from my 9" cock. "I am so sorry, I got some of my blood on your ass, Samantha." ....Crack....more blood..."Clean it up little man. Do it NOW!", was her response. So I did and when she saw how hard and huge my cock was, she slid down its slippery shaft until she came in a blaze of glory. I saw her draw back her huge fist and connect with my jaw. I was out for the count. Then she lifted me up and threw me into the dumpster as well. I awoke in the emergency room. A card was found in my pocket. It said Dr. Samantha Birch, Reconstructive Surgeon. She was called and she not only wired my jaw shut, she had to rebuild from scratch, the faces of my two buddies. She came by to visit me and playfully tapped my jaw, saying, "Awww did I do that? Mommy will take care of you." Then she closed the door and damn it ,but she really did!