The Vamp by GJ Dear Readers: This story is totally fiction and any characters or events herein that resemble anyone living or dead (hahaha, except for me)...are purely coincidental Hey its not every day that a guy gets a "cocktail" named after him. I guess it should be quite an honor? So here I was in a bar sipping a very nice dry white Chablis, checking out the female action. I am a businessman, in a lonely city. I craved some female company.....oh you know the kind I wanted....right reader? She had to be tall, beautiful and quite muscular. Well here I was, as I say, sitting and sipping the night away. Several women came in an showed me quite an interest. Hey, did I tell you I am 6' 195lbs of pure muscle myself. One looked promising but when she reached for her beer, her puny arms were a real turn off...know what I mean? I was about to pay my tab and head for the hotel’s weight room when SHE walked in. All eyes turned towards her. I heard the men give an intake and expulsion of air while the ladies clucked their tongues. This GODDESS was an inch taller than me, and outweighed me by..oh I would say thirty pounds at least. My measured eye figured her to have at least 21" guns, a chest that exceeded 45", a lat spread of probably around 48" , quads in the 32" range and calves at least 19". In addition she had dark, shiny shoulder-length hair, and a beautiful face. Her makeup was what one might call Goth, very dark, except for deep blood red lipstick. I could be dreaming but she was headed my way too. She stopped at the stool next to me, and looked down at me as she asked, "Excuse me handsome, is this seat taken?" Well, I do just fine with the ladies, but my mouth dropped open as I sort of mouthed, "No....please....be my guest." I motioned for her to sit. The first thing I detected was a musk scent, very pleasing and very arousing. As she turned to me and smiled, she introduced herself and stuck out her hand."Hi, my name is Vamp, what’s yours.? As I took her hand to shake, she had this whimsical look on her face as she effortlessly began to squeeze my hand. "Sorry, what was it again?,as I felt the tiny bones begin to crack. "Myyyyyyyyyy name is ..........ahhhhhhhh ................John." She seemed satisfied and let go of my hand. It was numb and unuseable. Wowwwwwwwww....what a woman. I had the biggest erection in a long time. I could even feel a drip,drip of goo forming. Vamp looked at me with those dark, piercing eyes, as if to say...more where that came from big boy. I can hurt you and you want me too. I can hurt you so bad. Wow, now the goo was starting to slowly ooze down my Armani pant leg. Her direct stare was hypnotic, yet disconcerting as well. I was captivated by it. "So, John what are you...mmmmmmmmmm.......up to tonight" she giggled...glancing at my erection. "I was just about to leave and go to the gym for a workout. My arms need some work." She told me to make a muscle and flex. I did, proud of my 18" arms. Vamp took it in her hand and using one finger she pressed down on the bellies of my bicep. Unbelievable pain shot thru my entire arm as tears began to form."OWWWWWWWWW", I screamed in an embarrassed fashion. Vamp looked into my eyes and said in a loud voice, for all to hear. "Yes, your arms do need lots of work, little boy..... now look at mine and see what real muscle is." She proceeded to make a double biceps pose. Her arms were so huge, so vascular and so peaked that they blocked out the entire room. "Go ahead, touch", she said as she nodded up and down." God, was this really happening."...well my dick thought so because as I complied with her wishes, I creamed in my shorts....... splatttttttttttt. Vamp’s arms were like iron surrounded by perfect, creamy skin. "Kiss them now...show everyone how much you love them", she ordered. " I looked at them and said, Look, I can’t do that in front of these people......I think its time for me to go." Her arms were so inviting though . I wanted to kiss them, to lick the beads of sweat on their peaks and sniff the power of her underarms, oh God how I wanted to do that! She looked directly at me and coldly said, "Worship these 21" guns now or I will break your face with just one knuckle on my huge, hard fist." Then she put the fist up to my jaw and rubbed her biggest knuckle against my jaw line. OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH, another load in my shorts. I looked around, as all eyes were on the two of us.....the Amazon and the man who thought he was hot stuff. "I kissed her fist and then each muscle peak. I licked under each arm, removing the sweat that now had started trickling down. I even traced the snake- like veins that ran from her forearms up and up to her huge shoulders. "Good boy...much better ...now I want a drink but not this rotgut stuff. Lets go to the gym and then I can have a cocktail", she said sweetly . So, we got up and left. All eyes were again on us. As we stepped out of the hotel bar, Vamp put her massive arm around my head and began to flex. I could feel my brains start to compact, as she led me to the gym. "Buttttttt, I can’t work out in my suit, that’s nuts!", I yelled with pain. Her answer was a tightening of her arm and I thought I felt a bone in my lower jaw pop. After a few minutes we stepped into the empty well appointed gym. She squeezed one more time and I went limp in that huge hard arm. When I came to, I was seated on an exercise bench with the back at 90 degrees from the seat. "Hey sleepyhead, welcome back, you were out for 18 minutes. In the meantime I removed my cocktail dress and limbered up a bit....ummmm you will notice I removed everything but your shorts.....nice package by the way. Now sit up tall and do as I ask, Vamp instructed. "I am going to test you so don’t move a hair." She took two fingers and raised my jaw up and without notice binged me on the nose with them. Immediately a small trickle of dark, fresh blood began to flow out of each nostril. "No, No....we can’t have any waste", she said and proceeded to put a cotton-like substance in each one and took one offending finger and wiped up my blood and stuck the now gory finger in her mouth. "MMMMMMMMMM, delicious!", she moaned. I thought you might be a bleeder and I was right....all these mmmmmmm ...years of doing this and I can spot someone like you from miles away. You might even say I can smell you. Hahahahahaha." Looking at me, she began to methodically put this cottony stuff in my ears. "Now this will hurt a lot , hun", as she shoved a anal block up my ass. After that, she stuck a catheter in my penis. I yelled with excruciating pain as she shoved it in to the hilt. She looked at me one more time and smiled. "Oh, one more thing, put this rubber suit on...it will cover your body and head completely., do it now!" Well I did, moaning from this huge thing up my wazoo. The material was unusual, sort of rubbery but it seemed light and had tubes fashioned into it. They exactly fit me and matched every hole in my body. "Ok", she muttered, seemingly satisfied. She raised up my head to the correct angle and punched me in the nose for real this time. She heard the muffled crack as my proboscis split down the middle, forever mashed to bits. She walked around once and checked for leakage, but everything was ship shape. Then she began to really have some fun. Using my head like a speed bag she began to hit me with uppercuts, hooks, jabs....in short every punch imaginable. Vamp could feel the bones begin to break and hear my muffled cries. After hitting me about fifteen times, she stopped . She pressed in on my face to test its consistency." MMMMM, not done yet. She then proceeded to lift me up and place my head on her bicep peak. She began to squeeze and she could feel my jaw begin to cave in on itself. As she did, she noticed my intense erection. Unfortunately I had no means of release. "So u like when Vampy breaks you, huh Johnny....Good ....I like it too......very much." She lifted me up by the bones that had fused together...sort of like a hook...and let me dangle from a chin up bar. She proceeded to gut me with thirty-five uppercuts to my stomach. Soon my rock hard abs had turned to mush, and my intestines were floating gore. She pushed a switch and all the puke and bile were filtered out of me into a receiving tank. She pressed in on my ribs and felt they needed some work, so she began hitting me in each one, cracking and fragmenting each one in turn until I had noon left. Having broken my insides, ribs and intestines I began to melt down to a mere 3 feet. Smiling, Vamp lifted me from my jaw hook and took my head in one massive hand and my legs in another. She then began to squeeze me like an accordion. Her huge muscles, lats, bis, etc were drenched in sweat as she easily compacted me into a very tiny package. Stopping at last, she lifted the mask up and hung me from the same chinning bar she had used before. Smacking her lips with anticipation, she took a huge vat and placed it under me. Then, My Vamp released the lever that was attached to the tubes. She was rewarded with a rich, thick brew made up of me. She took one sip and her eyes conveyed how wonderful I tasted. Raising a glassful up, she took a long drink and smiled. "I am going to name you the Johnny Cocktail", she said to the quite empty room. Peals of laughter emanated from the gym’s interior for quite some time.