Put Your Money Where Your Jaw Is
by GJ



Dear readers: Remember this story is fiction, and any resemblance to any
characters, names, or locations is purely coincidental. Enjoy. GJ

The two muscle women resembled the famous Italian bodybuilders Tania Antonini
and Lorena Cozza. However these women were American counterparts. They were
every bit as delectable as their Italian sisters. Both had perfect bodies
honed from hours of gym time. They both had sculpted biceps in the 16"
category. In addition, their rock hard thighs and glutes could literally stop
traffic, ever in the rush hour of Times Square. Both women had faces of angles
and left hooks of Lalia Ali. The one problem was the two goddesses were bored
and needed a diversion.

Walking to the gym, one sultry evening, on their way to lift very heavy, low
reps to build mass and shape, they discussed their doldrums. " The Lorenza
look alike(FBB1) began with, " I am so bored. I need some action. Its been
ages since we beat some guys to a pulp. My fists are itching to break
someone's jaw." Her friend, resembling Tania( FBB2) countered with, " OK tell
you what...lets have a bet, I pick out someone, anyone I want... and I bet you
that you can't break his jaw with one punch. You know that new Armani dress I
just bought....Its yours if you can do it. Otherwise, you have to give me your
new high def tv that the schmo bought for you before you beat him to jelly.
How about it, is it a bet?"

Well it took all of five seconds for FBB1 to extend her big knuckled hand, and
shook the powerful hand of FBB2. These girls were always betting on things,
anything and everything( Like the time they bet who could knock out the most
teeth of their prospective male victim in 1 minute). Yes I know you want to
know the outcome dear reader...It was FBB1 who extracted fourteen teeth with
just two punches...a right cross and a left hook. However, FBB2 did gut punch
one male victim into a coma in thirty seconds....so they were tied.

Entering the gym, both women of steel, looked around for a likely candidate.
Some guys looked promising, but FBB2 wanted a truly huge male who could take
punishment. While the two women were doing one armed pushups to warm up, FBB2
spotted a perfect potential victim. He was 6'5", about 245lbs of solid muscle.
As it turned out, Mr. Victim was a construction worker who also made money by
doing underground boxing on the side. He could take a punch and smile at the
same time. Then he would destroy his prey, and collect his easy pay for the
victory. Looking at his square jaw, FBB2 said, "He is the one..lets see you
break his jaw with one punch, sweetie."

FBB1 looked at him, and confidently high- fived her friend. "Make sure that
Armani dress is delivered to me after I turn his jaw into powder .... Now
watch and learn." Then she approached the huge male( as she was only 5'4"
about 140 lbs.) Walking up to him, she smiled her brightest smile. That hooked
him. Next she reeled him in with, " OH you look so powerful, do you mind if
you settle a bet between my friend and I?. She is standing over there."
Looking at these incredible females, his dick swelled to a full 12". "Anything
you want, just name it", he responded... hoping to get in her pants before the
day was through.

FBB1 thanked him and sweetened the pot with, "Oh thank you so much, kind sir.
I promise that what you see will leave you speechless." ( That got a big
chuckle from FBB2). All you need to do is turn your head just a bit...no more
to the left....that's it. Now hold it right there." You see I said that you
resembled Brad Pitt and this way we can see who was right." Well the gullible
muscleman was dangling on the hook now.

FBB1 pulled back her fist slowly, still amazed at the hugeness of her bicep
and fist( She easily broke concrete blocks with either hand). "Ready, Set,
Smile!" Then she hit him with a tremendous right cross. It sounded like a
crystal vase had shattered, as the hapless male's jaw shifted to the right and
would never realign itself again. As he spit out every tooth in his head, FBB1
invited her best girl bud to check out the carnage. Walking over, with a
sinking feeling in her gut, FBB2 examined the now unconscious hulk( who was
out cold still standing up).

FBB2 moved the busted jaw and could hear the shattered bones grinding against
each other. Shaking his head left and right, she could hear his glass jaw
shift around like a parcel full of Stubben, that had been carelessly dropped .
She could see that this tough guy was nothing more than a pussy. Not happy,
but yet true to her word, she promised to send her $3000 dress to the winner
of the bet. In the meantime, the man with the broken face had still not moved
one inch, he was going to be out cold for hours. Still she need to compensate
for this loss by asking her friend for permission to take this wimp into the
back room and finish him off for good.

Acceding to her friend's request, FBB1 said , with a big smirk,..." Go ahead
knock yourself out, hahaha." Well the broken body of one John Doe was found
the next morning. His jaw was missing, he had no nose and his internal organs
were liquified. It was presumed that he was beaten by many huge men, with a
vengeance. His head was caved in, mmmmmmm ....punched in..so that the place
where his face had been was like crater-like. How could anyone ever think that
he could resemble Brad Pitt?( Tongue in cheek)