Lindsey Dear Reader: As always this is a pure work of fiction and any resemblance to anyone living or dead is totally coincidental. How do I get my self into these things? Here we were, Spike and me looking for an easy mark. As we walked around the deserted streets, we finally spotted this unbelievable redhead. She was easily 5'8" tall and she had the greatest ass enclosed in a tight green dress. It was cut low in the front showing her big, lovely tits. It had a slit up the sides showing off an incredible muscular leg. The sleeveless dress accentuated her huge arms which was a hell of a lot bigger then both ours put together. It took about one minute for us to follow her. She walked as if she owned the street, sauntering along, meandering really with no set destination. Finally we thought we had her cornered. This stupid bimbo actually walked into a darkened alleyway. We silently went in after her, trying to find her in this dark, deserted, filthy alley strewn with garbage and dog poop. Finally, I heard Spike say, "Look there she is, just standing there, what a stupid bitch!". As my eyes adjusted to the darkness, I could make her out just standing there with her hands crossed. So we crept softly towards her. Our plan was to flank her from both side. Easy as pie, right? I was the smaller of the two of us so I hung back a bit and Spike, who outweighed me by about twenty pounds, moved in for the kill. Just as he was about to pounce, she turned towards him and flexed her biceps making them move up and down. "You sure you want to tangle with these Mister?, for they can break your body to bits." To prove her point she grabbed Spike with one beefy hand and lifted him straight up in the air. Have you ever seen a grown man weighing 245lbs lifted straight up, like a feather? Well I did, and damn if I wasn’t getting the biggest hard on I ever experienced. I should help him, I should but this was so erotic. Not long after, this Amazon in a green dress looked Spike in the eye and said, My name is Lindsey and I will be your worst nightmare...oh and your friend hiding there too." With that she slapped Spike with an easy left hand. God damn it, I heard a crack, like a rifle shot and poor Spike’s head was forced to the right. She didn’t stop either. Next she backhanded him the other way. Was I crazy or did I hear teeth falling on the paved alley? I could make out a dark liquid oozing from his mouth. It ran like a river from just two slaps. Well this was too much to bear. I started jerking off about then. About that time, Lindsey began unloading haymakers on his face. "By the time I get through with you, even your dear mommy won’t recognize you, you stupid prick." I heard crunching and moaning straight off and it wasn’t coming from Ms Muscles there. Further, almost too easily, she said, "I will have your teeth for my garter belt.....and stupid, my quads are 32" so one tooth for every sexy inch, huh babe?" Then the real crunching started. She began hitting him back and forth like a windmill, 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 punches. Poor Spike couldn’t fall cause she was holding him up with one sexy leg. He was perched there and after each hit he reacted like a baseball bat him in the face. As I watched, I began wanking each time she hit him until with the last blow, I added more crap to this alley with a fountain of jism. Had I been close to my friend, my cum could have mixed with his face juice that squirted from him, like water from a hydrant, on a hot summer’s day. Lindsey stopped punching him and lifted up his face. She was a real trooper, getting her hands in that muck."Okay, I did nice work , your teeth are gone and your jaw is broke in too many places to ever, ever heal." Spike maybe would have been really upset by this news, but you see he was in shock and soon he would bleed out altogether. Still, Lindsey wanted to prove her point of female supremacy. She took Spike in her big hands and rested his face on her huge veiny bicep. Squeezeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..............I heard a sickening pop like 10,000 zits had been broken. The whole left side of Spike’s was crushed into a pancake. She repeated this with the other arm until that other side too resembled mush. "I do so love doing that", I heard her say as it appeared she had orgasmed about then .She bent down and picked up each bloody tooth for her garter belt. As she did, I could see the material around her ass split showing the hardest, biggest muscular ass I had ever seen. Wanking or not, a little bell went off in my head. I always listen to it. It saved my ass too many times to count. I began running in another direction down that desolate alleyway. I could hear feet gaining on me but I was no novice at being pursued. I saw a doorway and pushed the old wooden thing that once was a pretty decent door. As I ran inside this old basement, I spied a stinking, rusty bathroom. Can you believe it had a lock that worked and I bolted it fast and backed away moving towards the smelly, fetid toilet bowl? Breathing like my heart would explode I began to calm down. Soon the feet stopped outside the door. "Hey you inside, Mr Wanker....open up or I will blow your house down.......Hahahhaha!" Somewhere I got some courage back. I was in a locked room safe for now. "Fuck you, you steroid eating bitch," I yelled back."Come out and take your beating like the little girl you are ", I heard her say. Well that got me really charged.....Suck my big dick , you cunt," I shot back.. "Ok I was going to mess you up and take your teeth for my other garter, but now you are going to be in a world of hurt. Come closer I will tell you what I will do to you." I moved closer to the door." Feel pretty safe in there, huh." "Sure you can’t touch me, you transvestite loser!" I heard the crack about then. Little did I know that Lindsey was listening to figure out about where I was standing, about how high she had to punch me to connect with my face. Crackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk! Then the door shattered and the biggest fist came towards my jaw. Then nothingness. All this happened in a split second yet I saw it so slowly, like an instant replay at the fights...you know when they show the knockout punch. When I did wake up eventually, I was covered in blood.. Lindsey was so pleased because she had knocked out every tooth with that one punch. My face , or what remained of it was caved in. The filthy enclosed area , the grimy walls, the toilet , the crummy sink, the floor, all had my blood seeping down. "Since you were such an asshole, asshole", I am going to finish you with my asshole." Lindsey rested my head on the bowl and squatted down. She had removed her green, bloody dress sometime before. She lifted my head up easily with one hand and inserted it up her anus. Then the real pain began as she flexed those mammoth glutes on my face. With each contracting movement more bones broke, more blood. Soon the floor was knee deep in it and still she squeezed. Eventually my nose broke, shattered to bits. These bits joined the goriness that had become that bathroom. A little while later, having squeezed me sufficiently, she got up and pushed my head down in that blood soaked mucusy muck. When the bubbles subsided in that liquid and stopped, Lindsey stood to her full height and began cleaning off her cum stained thighs.