Fight Fire With Fire by GJ Dear readers: This story is purely a work of fiction and any similarity between names, events, locations and situations is purely coincidental. GJ Fight Fire With Fire Willy DePew and Vincent Ibeck were lowlife scumbags. They made money by taking on any illegal, sleazy job they could find. This included beatdowns, b/e, and even arson. They were also very stupid. Why they weren't incarcerated by now was a major mystery, although both men had juvenile records dating back years ago.. They were now situated in a cheap hotel in the inner city. They had just burnt down a factory on the outskirts of town. In the process, Simon Walters, the 62 year old night watchman, was burnt to a crisp. So these two aholes were in the cheap, wall-paper peeling bar, sipping beer out of bottles. They were talking about pulling more jobs when two amazingly beautiful women entered. Little did these jerks know that these two muscle chics were two bodybuilding sisters. The older one, age twenty-seven, was named Carmine. Now this lady had 18" biceps( the left one had a tat ring of barbed wire around her steely arm). Her package included 27" quads, 19" calves, 44" chest, and a lat spread of 46", 5' 8, 165lbs. She had dark hair with blond streaks running thru it. All and all, she was a walking, flexing hottie. Right along side Carmen, was her younger sister(age 25), Orlanda. Now Orlanda was bigger than her older sibling. Her peaked biceps were 19.5"( her right bicep sported the same barbed wire tat as her sister). She was 6', 185 lbs, sporting 30" quads, 20" calves, a 42" chest, and a 50" lat spread. Unlike her dark haired sister, she was a honey blond. She was very imposing. Oh one other thing, dear readers. Both of these kick- ass women had boxed in college, knocking out at least 50 men apiece, putting them all in intensive care, for many months. Ah, yes, they were also members of the elite Arson squad. They had a perfect crimes-solved record, putting 43 fire starters behind bars, although not before handing out their particular kind of fistic justice. The sisters were here to arrest Willy and Vincent, having lifted and matched perfect sets of prints from the outside door handle, of the warehouse( Told you these guys were stupid, dear readers.). They wished the suspects resisted arrest. It so happened that the victim of that fire was a retired member of the Arson squad. These sexy, man-killers had a big score to settle and they were full of.......fire( of course dear reader). When the two losers saw these dynamos walk in, shaking their booties, they sat up and began to drool. "Look at the size of that blond, said Vincent. Look at her tits, her ass, her arms, man they are so much bigger than mine." To emphasize this, he flexed his 15" puny arms and shook his head. His partner , now sporting a huge woody countered with, "Ok bro, I will take that dark haired bimbo." She is a bit smaller but damn, her legs are huge." He felt his own quads, and realized she outclassed him all the way. The two men didn't have long to wait. Carmen and Orlanda walked over to them. "Hi, boys, want to have some fun? We have some tricks that will leave you speechless, how about it ?" Well that's all it took. Faster than you could say, "Sit on my face with that muscular butt", these felons were hooked. The women invited them outside in the alley, where they could handle these sleazy losers, where prying eyes would not be a problem. Carmen and Orlanda winked at each other, as they stepped into the filthy, stinking enclosure, in the back of the bar. Willy made his move, putting his arms around the elder sister, wanting a kiss. At the same time, Vinny put his hands around the younger sister's waist, placing his hands on her huge tits. Big mistake. Carmen took his arm and bent it back breaking it like a twig. Willy's eyes bugged out from the intense pain. Vinny turned when he heard the Crackkkk of his partner's arm. As he turned, Carmen kneed him in the balls, breaking them, like egg yolks, with her huge right quad. He began to roll on the floor holding his broken nuts. "Oh boys, we forgot to tell you, you are under arrest for arson and murder. We are here to arrest you. However before we do, we are going to beat you to bloody pulps, breaking your noses, jaws, knocking out both sets of teeth, caving in your cheeks and eye sockets too. How does that grab you, you stupid pricks?" Carmen picked up Willy as Orlanda picked up Vinny. Carmen pulled back her fist and hit Willy in the nose, breaking it easily. At the same time Orlanda hit her "man" in the nose as well. Vinny felt fire envelop his face. Both men began bleeding profusely, as their blood flowed like a fire hose filled with red water. Willy flew over to Orlanda, as Vinny flew over to Carmen. Each woman said, "My turn", as they punched each man in the mouth, this time knocking out exactly 15 teeth of each hapless arsonist( Vinny's 15th tooth dangled for a split second, but then fell to the dirty ground, a white and red straggler). Both men flew back again to the women waiting to continue. This time Carmen punched Willy in his eye, breaking it, making it ooze. Orlanda did likewise, breaking Vinny's eye socket as well. This process continued until each man was beaten to a pulp, as the women predicted. Towards the end it was hard for this dynamic duo to break anything else as both men's faces were basically red jelly, with no substance to them. As a final coup de grace, Orlanda propped Willy up on her bicep, her b/w tat resting on his broken jaw. Carmen did the same with Vinny. Each woman began to flex her hard, peaked, vascular arm up and down, down and up. As they did so, all kinds of face juice covered their sexy arm. If this were a CSI story, one would analyze the contents of this ooze and find blood, broken pulverized bone, snot, vitrius humor fluid and lymph liquid too( among other things as well.) Finally, the two undercover muscle women nodded to each other. One last flex and each man's head compacted to the size of a pea. The women were splashed with the gory remains. Satisfied, they dropped their prey on the bespattered ground. "Oh well, resisting arrest, what a shame. We will write up the report as officer in self defense." As they went to call it in, they turned and spoke to unhearing ears, saying" Always beware of fire, boys!"