What's for Dinner? by GJ Dear readers: This story is purely a work of fiction, and any resemblance to persons living or dead, locations or other related material, is strictly coincidental. Enjoy GJ What's For Dinner? My name is Henri Dragon. I am a world renowned chef. My resume says I studied with Escofier and am considered a "cordon blue" master chef. However, that is not exactly true. My real name is Roger Cook. I grew up in Long island. I am not a master chef by any means. I stole recipes from the real chefs of the world when I apprenticed for them( No, no one said," Henri, You're fired!") I am now wealthy and I have several restaurants all over the world and town houses in all the" right places". I am about to set foot in my own studio, to premier a new cooking show called "Cooking With Henri". Oh I forgot to tell you. I have this thing for beautiful, muscular women..the bigger, the better. To prove this point I only hire women who have at least 18" biceps/calves, 28" quads and 42D pecs. They must weigh at least 175 lbs. and the height requirement is a minimum of 6'. I have them as camera people, security, assistant chefs, all over. In addition, they must be dominant, capable of protecting me at all times, as well as hurting me when I am in need of a good beating. I am 250 lbs, 5'6" and am too busy eating gourmet food to ever think of working out. Here I go. "Welcome mes amis, to Cooking With Henri. I am your host, Henri.....certainment. I am going to teach you how to cook the finest dishes using the best ingredients from all over the world. Tonight you are in for a treat. Our menu will be something to die for. To assist me in this labor of love will be my apprentice chef named Solange Bouvier. Her father, Pierre was a world renown chef. I apprenticed for him a few years ago. It is wonderful that I may teach his daughter the skills that will make her, hopefully, as famous as her father. Unfortunately, Pierre passed away recently. His contributions in the field of cooking are renowned. He will be missed.(Ok dear reader, I didn't tell the viewing audience that I raided Pierre's company and rendered him bankrupt. He committed suicide shortly thereafter.) Right on cue, Solange walked confidently onto the set and "hit her mark" perfectly. She was 26 years old. One could describe her as "magnifique". She stood 6'4", weighted 215 lbs, had 20" biceps/calves, 32"quads, a 44" chest and boxed to stay in shape, in addition to lifting unbelievable amounts of weight. Watching her bench 320 lbs easily, I simply said , "Encroyable, Mon Dieux." Smiling radiantly, Solange kissed me in the traditional way, on both cheeks. As I looked into the audience, I could see that they were all women, all very big, MUSCULAR women. They applauded Solange with great gusto, much more than they done me. That irked me greatly, being the egoiste that I am. Still, seeing her level of muscularity, her huge pumped armed, veined and ripped, the hair flowing freely under them, making her armpits look like a nest( she was French after all) was enough to stir my cock. The script, which I had gone over, programmed me to tell the audience about the meal I was about to prepare today. I was just about to begin, when Solange turned to me and began speaking( which was highly uncalled for). Standing erect and looking so powerful I heard her say," We have a big surpris for you tonight, Monsieur Le Chef Extrordinaire. Seated in the audience are all the most powerful women in the world. Any one of them from the youngest (16 years old), to the oldest(62 years old) could easily beat you to paste....and would gladly do so because they are all here to see you get your, how do you say, ....Ah yes, Your just desserts. We all know how you stole from others to further your miserable career, you "chien". I am going to prepare a "special" meal, mon ami, and You are going to assist me tonight." Turning a shade of red, I yelled ,"Call the authorities at once, get this mad woman off my set". Solange turned to me slowly and calmly informed me that everyone was on her side and truth be told, the picture I saw on the monitor was for "in-house" only. There would be no direct "feed" to the outside world(So dear readers are you picking up on the food references yet?). Then she removed her long sleeved top and modeled her muscle t shirt and very tight white shorts for the assembled women. Taking complete control now, for I was in shock, Solange continued with "Let us begin, maintainent . Our first dish will be corn, in a delectable red sauce. Turning to me, she put her huge hand on my face and turned it towards her. Without warning she fired a punch right into my mouth. I could feel my teeth break under her powerful fist. Then a flume of red began to pool in my mouth. Solange squeezed my mouth closed until she had positioned her steel anodized pan under me. My head was spinning, I was in intense pain yet my dick was so hard. "Ok , Henri, you may pour the ingredients now. Then she let go of my mouth and 32 teeth and a pint of blood shot out. "Lifting my head up to inspect her fistic ability, she was satisfied that she had excised every tooth in my head. She turned the burner on to let the pot simmer slowly, adding salt and fresh ground pepper. She stirred and peered inside the pot. " I am so glad your teeth were yellow, you pig...they will look so nice in this wonderful sauce I am making. Next, she informed the group that a pesto sauce was in the offing. As she joked with the audience, blood kept flowing out of my mouth. At that rate, I would be bled dry in minutes so Solange took a skewer and closed it for me. Then telling me to look up at the house lights, she waited for me to comply. I was too groggy to protest and when my fat neck lifted up she blasted me in my huge , corpulent stomach. Her fist went all the way in. To her, it felt like punching a big marshmallow, to me it felt like a steel battering ram had cut me in two. As I doubled over, almost passing out, she began to hit me over and over. I think it is what you call "being gutted". After five punches, she stepped back and put another pot under me. I began to expel green, bile fluid into it. It kept coming and coming until I had the dry heaves. Solange lifted me up and let me drop to the floor, where I lay moaning. I barely heard her talking, when she continued her cooking discourse. "Now we simmer this sauce for about an hour after adding my special ingredient." With that, she walked over to me and punched me in the nose back and forth, in each direction. Then taking her two fingers, she easily pulled it away from my face, for her fists had turned it into a mishapened piece of meat. Dropping it into the pot she stirred and added some tarragon and a bay leaf or two. As she did, her huge horse shaped triceps jumped and danced, for the hugely muscled crowd. Looking down at me, Solange began to slap me back and forth to bring me around, not too hard though. It took me several minutes to come to the land of the living. I hurt so much, I could only moan, for the pain was excruciating. Looking up at her muscled, thick body, I could not help but admire Solange's fighting ability. I was such a wuss, a fat boy who never worked out a day in my life. Here, this MuscleChef was beating me into stew, and it was a turn on for me. Well as they say, if you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen. Solange was talking to the audience, "So mes amis, how do you like my cooking style so far?" To that the audience responded with hoots, stamping of feet and other affirmations of her "style du cuisine." She went on and as she did , she informed them it was too hot under the lights. She proceeded to take off her muscle t, now soaked with me on it. Flexing readily, one could see her huge arms sweating, the underarms dripping and sopping up her sweat with the matted hair underneath, much like a baguette which has been placed under a basted chicken. Sensing my eminent demise, Solange continued with, "Now for the "piece du resistance.... braised brains with raisins." I was completely immobile now whimpering every few seconds when Solange came over and easily lifted me by the hair and carried me to another pot, already cooking with shallots, raisins, and red wine. Then she stood in back of me and placed her mammoth bicep around my broken face and head. Slowly she began to flex up and down. As she did she lectured, "It is important not to mangle the ingredients of this dish, as you see." Squeezing harder, flexing in a controlled rythmn now, everyone heard my poor jaw break and fall into the pot, bubbling in its richness. As she continued they could hear more of me crack and break, falling in the pot as well. Solange's arm was dripping with me, and she held me in such a way that all that good juice would not be wasted It too flowed into the pot. Just one more pronounced squeeze and one could hear a giant plop as the final ingredient made its way into the thickening liquid. Standing tall, flexing her huge arms, Solange radiated power and grace. Her last comments drew laughter from every single person in that studio. "As we know , Henri loved to give of himself , and tonight was no exception. Don't forget never waste anything and the rest of his miserable carcass will be used in a variety of ways. So until next time, "Bon Appetite and keep flexing."