Dental Hygiene by GJ Dear Readers: My obligatory cop out states that this story is a work of fiction and any characters or situations which bear resemblance to anyone living or dead is purely coincidental. GJ Dental Hygiene I always had this "thing" for incredibly muscled women. The bigger the better. In a bar, one night, I heard these two guys talking. "Hey did you hear about that female dentist? I hear she is huge. I think her stats are something like lat spread of about 48", killer thighs at about 28", biceps and calves almost 16" too. She is known as the Extractor because she has these huge fists that are like wrecking balls. She once knocked out a guy's teeth with one punch. Now how about that shit!" Well, needless to say , my little soldier began to stand at attention immediately. I walked over and began a casual chat with them, even buying a round of drinks. Casually, I "pumped" them for info on this incredible woman. They handed me a card with here name, address, and phone number. After that I split and went home and wacked off just thinking about those huge muscles and what they could do. Have you ever done that dear reader, wacked off thinking about some extraordinary muscle goddess? The next morning, being Saturday I got up bright and early, had a huge breakfast with sausages, eggs and lots of toast with butter. Ok Ok, so I am an overweight glutton with about 12" biceps. I called the number on the card and soon I was talking with the fantasy woman of my dreams. I made an appointment right before closing. For the rest of the day, I played some mixed boxing videos, especially getting hard when one blonde, incredible woman, knocks out some fat guy and he ends up out cold in her pool, dripping blood. God, I came buckets viewing that one. About 4 PM, I entered her office. It said," Extractions and Reconstructive Surgery Our Promise ", now wtf did that mean. Soon, the most beautiful vision I have ever seen entered the waiting room from the examination suite. She was so incredible, that taking one look I shot my load in my jeans. She had blonde hair, strong jaw, a smirky- I can kick your ass smile , and the numbers seemed about right that my two former bar buddies had bragged about. I think her calves were more like 16" and her bis too. Anyway, she had on a white smock , sleeveless, with a zippered neckline, which was, I am happy to say, three-quarters unzipped. I got a look at her full, tanned breasts and her short smock came about 2 inches below her cootch. She came up very close to me invading my "personal space". As she came near I made several observations. The first one astonished me as I saw tufts of hair under her arms. In addition she exuded a feral quality, emanating from her pits. She was wearing very short black leather gloves. They were unique in that they had sheer material encasing her knuckles. Each one was huge. I imagined the damage that any one, or all of them could do to me. They could turn me into jellied ooze easily. In my reverie, I heard her say, " Hello I am Mistress Liz, how do you do." She extended her hand and I took it. Still smiling, she squeezed it and the effect was instantaneous. I felt unbearable pain and heard the bones crack and splinter. I began to cry and moan. Mistress Liz took delight in my suffering. "Suck it up, wimp! You soft babies make me sick to my stomach. Now shut up because I need to do my preliminary exam on you. " Then she pushed me into the examination chair and adjusted its height until she was satisfied it was just right. Explaining what was to follow, she told me, "I am going to check for any weakness in your mouth and jaw. Don't move! " She came up so close to me that I could smell her animal sweat and see it dripping, cascading down her pits. Then she lifted my head up unceremoniously, and placed it on the peak of her bicep. I became light headed just being that close, feeling that engine of power. I couldn't help myself, I was so hard and precum oozed down my leg. Suddenly Mistress Liz flexed, and her melon-like bicep compacted my jaw with a vengeance. I heard a crack, and blood began to run down my mouth with river-like intensity. Some of it got all over her smock and even under her arms, dripping from her hairy, sweaty pits. I could feel her probing my mouth and jaw moving it in several directions, causing greater pain with each movement. Finally, stopping she assessed my condition aloud with " Okay, you have a several malocculsion and your teeth will need to be extracted as well as a full jawectomy. My fee is $10,000, so give me your credit card and I will run it thru." I handed it to her gladly for then she would stop this torture. She walked away from me and I got a great view of her incredible muscular ass. She actually flexed her glute muscles and her smock ripped down the center, exposing her sweaty ass crack. I laid there, in that chair for who knows how long. I kept drifting in and out. After awhile, I came around. It was the pungent order of sweat and steel that woke me. I failed to notice that my Mistress had a steel band around her other bicep. Flexing it close, I saw that band begin to expand and then crack. After three flexes it's bonding gave way and it split in two and landed loudly on the floor. "Hey, stay awake, see that is what a jawectomy is like. Something for you to look foward to, you puny worm." Mistress Liz began to tell me about the procedure that I would undergo. First she would extract my teeth and then remove my jaw. "Ok lets begin", she told me. With that she adjust the chair so that my body was lying in a prone position. After stepping on a switch located by her foot the headrest move up to just the precise angle. Satisfied, she was ready to commence. But, before she could I blurted out, "How about an anesthetic, Mistress" She looked at me in astonishment and laughed. "Why, I have a powerful anesthetic in my fist but you had better not go out or I will deal with you in a most harsh manner. Dear reader, do you know the name of the old song that has that lyric in it, sung by many famous female singers? Now, with resolve and gusto, my Mistress pulled back her right fist and looked me in the eye. I was shaking uncontrollably. I could see each huge knuckle. I could see the fine blond hair on her arm and bicep. Then I saw a fist traveling like a jet towards my mouth. I felt intense pain and I heard my teeth collapse as she followed thru with her punch. Fifteen of my teeth were knocked out and they slid down a waterfall of blood and mouth juices to land on the floor. I began to wail uncontrollably, "You knocked out my teff, Oh God!" I dimly heard in response, "Yes, and now I will knock out all the others", then a sinister laugh. Mistress Liz turned my face to the opposite side and held up her other fist. "Kiss it for good luck, hahaha." I complied ,dripping saliva, blood ,and tooth fragments on her leather clad wrecking ball. She then pulled back and hit me on the opposite side of my mouth. I was pushed back into the chair as the remaining teeth exploded outward landing on the floor like pieces of buckshot. I was also out cold. Remember, dear reader, her admonishment to me when I first got into the chair? Well, this Amazon "dentist" was incensed that I was out cold, not following her directions, her edict. She began to slap me several times, spraying blood against the walls of her examining room. When I came to, she pulled back her fist and hit me square on the nose. I thought that punch had sent my once noble proboscis into my brain, but Mistress was very careful not to do that. My nose was split right down the middle and shards of bone began to ooze out and run down my chest. Then she hit me in my right and then left eyebrow. In a matter of seconds, they swelled and like eggs about to hatch, split open and spewed forth torrents of gore and eye juice. I began to moan with the most sever pain I had ever imagined. Having her anger assuaged, this woman of pain lifted up my jaw and rested it on her other bicep. "Now I am going to finish your procedure, you weakling." She rested my jaw exactly on its peak. "I hope you enjoy the privilege afforded you, because after this you won't have a face left." Then she compacted my jaw and my check bones and began to slowly flex it up and down, up and down. After several flexes, and thru experience, she stopped . Lifting my head up, she said one word, "NOW". At that precise instant, my jaw split in half and fell to the floor amongst the other ooze, gore and body parts and fluids. Of course I was done for, and yes, dear reader, as my jaw broke, I did manage to shoot my load into my shorts, just before I expired. I never did hear her say, CUT!" I never did see my two drinking buddies from the bar appear from behind a secret hidden door. I never saw the video equipment surreptitiously hidden there. I never heard them say, "Congratulations Liz, this video will make us millionaires, you do incredible work". I never saw Liz, raise her huge bicep and adoringly kiss it as she smiled and thought about all that money she was soon to rake in.