The Broken Nose 
By GJ

Her Nose was Petite
My Mouth was Indiscreet
I made Fun of Her
Her Fist was like a Blur
My Nose was Split in Two
Snot and Blood Really Flew
I stood there Out Cold
Her Action was so Bold
I Slowly Fell to the Floor
My Nose was No More
The Surgeons really Tried
They Snipped and they Pried
But to No Avail
I was One really Fucked Up Male
So the Lesson is Simple
Don't End Up a Cripple
Like Me