Ass Assassin
by GJ



Dear Readers: This story is a purelywork of fiction and any similarity with
characters, names or locals are purely coincidental. Enjoy! GJ

So I was a wealthy guy! So I liked to fool around! So all of my girlfriends
never knew that I was screwing night and day instead of being faithful to
them. Big Shit! Let them sue me, stupid Bitches. After all what could they do?
I was having a vodka Gibson, savoring the onion as I bit into it. I was
checking out the action in this very high priced S and M
establishment.....exclusive you know.....5 G's to become a member. Everything
was permitted here...nothing was censured.There were many different rooms in
this well appointed Club. They housedthematic decor and accoutrement's. I have
seen men beaten to deathby some Amazons with 20" biceps. I once saw a man
ripped in half and then drawn and quartered. His remains were fed to the huge
pits bulls that were there as a security backup. Many patrons were big on
"muscle worship" and slurped away contentedly on the bicep, quads, calves and
even armpits, as theirMistresses flexed them to bloody corpses.

Then, the lights dimmed and a woman of immense muscular development appeared
on stage. The spotlights enhanced her gorgeous face and body. Her face was
incredible, dusky Latina skin framed in long curly black hair. I read Her
stats from the program that we all were given: Weight: 210lbs. Arms:22" Legs:
32" Calves: 20" Chest: 48"

The one thing that turned me on so much was her huge ass. It was incredibly
big and muscular. Seeing it, I came immediately in my custom made pants( made
for me by Armani).Checking the program again I noted that hername was Culatta.
I had to meet her somehow, someway. I was hoping that the thousand bucks in my
pocket, would insure that. I sat back and watched the show. Immediately
following her entrance, a powerful lookingmale bodybuilder was brought onto
the stage. He was strong-looking and seemed to have an "attitude" of male
supremacy. The first thing he did was to flex his huge biceps. They were
impressive, to say the least. He began to flex them up and down, causing the
women in the audience tocollectively take an intake of breath. He looked at
Culatta and "gave her the finger", as if to say,"You aren't anything, Bitch"

Smiling, this Spanish Amazon, slowly began to disrobe....but in a most
interesting way.Flexing her huge arms up and down, the sleeves on her red
"cover up" began to rip and tear apart like they were made of paper. We could
all see the huge tangle of hair under her sweating stinky armpits.Asshe
continued, the males in the audience began to yell cat calls at her, all
wanting her to rip the rest of her top off. Slowly, sexily she did just
that.One "Most Muscular" pose later, it ripped right across her backand split
in two. The audience went wild. However, Mr Muscles was not happy that this
"Puta" was stealing his thunder.

Pulling back a huge fist, he threw a devastating punch at her face. We all
waited to see the damage that it would inflict. It never connected. Culatta
ducked just before impact and wrapped one huge bicep around his jaw.He was
trapped ina vice of death.That became apparent to usonce she began to flex
slowly, with deliberate intent. The sounds of bones breaking could be heard
throughout the venue. Soon blood began to flowout from his wrecked
face......quite similar tocold water being let into a swimming pool, on a hot
summer's day. She must have beenexerting tremendous pressureto create such a
blood bath. Taking only a couple of minutes, he was completely drained of his
life's blood. One final flex and she let him go.

We were astonished to view his corpse. His face was gone....literally squeezed
into sickeningjaw mush. He was literally turned into a "blue husk". The veins
and arteries in his head stood out, likeraised lines on a topographic map.
OMG....I shot out another load( reminder to my tailor to install a "Cum"lining
in all my pants).Soon his dead body wasdragged out back where it would be
auctioned off tothe highest bidder.

All eyes returned to the Incredible Chica on stage. Her biceps dripped in
gore, she began to flex again as jawjuice slowly meandereddown her huge "guns
of death."Several men ran up on the stage anddipped their silk handkerchiefs
in the red pusy mess. They all had wet spots on their pants, and a far away
look in their eyes.It was truly an "ejaculate frenzy of lust".

Just then, Culatta turned and pointed to me and beckoned me to the stage. As
she did so she turned to show her cavernous, muscular ass. I was hooked. I
wanted to smell it, taste it, and linger inside it for hours,days, years...an
Eternity.Running up to the stage quickly.....I could smell thisPower Woman's
scent even before I got near. It was a mixture of sweat, pussy and feces. I
was so hooked....another ejacon its way. I was putty in her hands......mmmmmm
I mean her ass.

As I approached, Culatta pulled me close and raising her huge arms,allowed me
to inhale her sweat.I began to lick profusely in broad tongue strokes. It
tasted salty and good....OHHHHHHHHHHHH. In a few minutes I had cleansed her
stink from her hairypits. Turning my head to the side, she began to feel my
jaw with one huge palm of her hand.Shaking her head, she said,"This puny
specimen of a man is nothing more then my toiletfor all the treatsmy colon has
been saving for him. However his mouth is to smallto accommodatesuch a huge
load,soI will have todeconstruct it."I guess I was going to be in SCAT HEAVEN.

Just then as I mused about my good fortune, she hit me with one powerful left
hook and then a right ...Left...Right, over and over. Stopping,flexing for the
crowd, she waited to see my jaw split down the middle. The bones were
destroyed and asthe mandible hung down by blood threads, sheremoved itfrom
myfaceby simply blowing on it with her sweet breath. It landed at my feet( to
be later auctioned off as well). I was standing there unconscious, on wobbly
legs....a Blood Mask .

Raising her armpits once again, thewet stinkreturning from the hot lights
aimed at the stage, she pushed my face( can't really call it that any more!)
intothem. The stink revived me, as she checked mymouth again. Satisfied now
that I could accommodate her colon treats, she dropped me and slowly spread
her ass cheeks to enslave my head.OH the scent was so pure.....as I began to
tongue her asshole. It slipped inside wanting to snake deep within her
rectum...the door to all my hiddentreats.It tasted very ferile-like with a
wild powerful taste....just the woman I was asseating out.

Then it happened with a strong pungent expulsion of gas which overcame me.
Slowly, a huge treat began its journey into my mouth.My mouthhung like a hinge
waiting to accept everything from this incredible woman's inner sanctum. Soon,
a river of brown logs filled my stomach. Ordering me to clean her, I did so
now with relish( hahahaha)wanting to please her so much, for the offerings she
imparted tome. I knewI could not ingest any more of her "caviar" as I worked
feverishly to cleanse her. Several minutes later, the task was done.

Showing her now clean ass to the audience, they gave me a thumbs up for my
cleaning skills.Thinking I was done, and wanting to be speed to my private
clinic for extensive reconstructive surgery, I never heard a group of
sevenwomen enter stage right. Ok can you guess who they might be, Dear
readers? Sure... they were all my girlfriends. Apparently they found out about
my "wandering dick" and decided to "Brown Me Out". They had arranged all this,
for my benefit, and paid Culatta a handsome sum to soften meup for the kill.

The audience sat in awe as Culatta shoved a huge funnel inmy mouth. Eachangry
girlfriendmounted meand began filling up mybody with herwaste. By the time the
seventh girl had finished the funnel was completely packed with brown fudge.
Of course I was dead as a doornail, having aspirated on the brown goodness
after the fourth girl was finished. My body was dragged away, soon to be
dumped unceremoniously in the sea, where the methane gas within me would mix
with the salt watercausing my body to exploded into tiny fragments for the
fish to consume.

I never knew that the entire Brown Out had been video taped and was sold to
Snuff collectors for 10,000bucks apiece. Nor did I ever hear the women ask
Culatta, what her name meant in Spanish. Her reply was, "ASSof course my
darlings".She was truly an "Ass ASSassin".